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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
mods please add a poll to this thread so we can finally settle whether mike pence is a horse top or horse bottom.

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


FabioClone posted:

the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this.

As a counterpoint, he merely said that a horse is the best thing for the insides of a man. Other configurations of horse and man may be acceptable but sub-optimal.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's a Montessori school near me with a wooden horse out front and whenever we drive by my son yells "HORSEY!"

When he's older I'll explain to him why daddy giggles when he says that.

he's got to learn sooner or later that mike pence lusts for horse cock

just think about how cool all his friends will think he is when he just casually says "the vice president of these united states loves the feel of a horse inside him" the way only an innocent child can

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

mods please add a poll to this thread so we can finally settle whether mike pence is a horse top or horse bottom.

as long as horse switch is also an option

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Mike dreaming of Ice Horse Dancing.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
this image is a lie most foul

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
would mike pence gently caress a horse worm or a horse spider

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Flavius Belisarius posted:

would mike pence gently caress a horse worm or a horse spider

u know the answer

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence's
belly and gut
is full of horse nut

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

The Nastier Nate posted:

There's a Montessori school near me with a wooden horse out front and whenever we drive by my son yells "HORSEY!"

When he's older I'll explain to him why daddy giggles when he says that.

are u mike pence???? :stare:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


hope Pence remembered to take the right set of adapters for Korean horsedong

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
He's mad at the Korea Olympics because there's no horse events

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
he read about Ann Romney's Olympic horse and thought he could butt in on the action

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Can we remember this thread every time Mike Pence bumps a horse?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I already remember this thread 100s of times throughout the day though.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Mike Pence is the only human being in the world who gets turned on by the Denver International Airport

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
have you ever stopped and thought about just how big a stallion's penis is, and what that could do to a man's rear end?




Mike Pence has

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Zoran posted:

have you ever stopped and thought about just how big a stallion's penis is, and what that could do to a man's rear end?




Mike Pence has

mike pence is a doer not a thinker

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Today is a special day for Mike Pence

he will be touring some stable geniuses of the equine kind

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
roses are red
violets are blue
piss tape is real
mike pence hosed a horse

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mike Pence rode a horse
and hosed it too

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
roses are red
violets are blue
mike pence’s guts
are filled with horse goo

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I don't know for certain that mike pence hosed a miniature stallion. But I'm sure he hosed some kind of horse.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



roses are read,
just like mike pence,
when he got hosed by a horse
wait, does that even make sense

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Rose Leslie is hot
Not Jabba the Hutt
Mike Pence has got
rear end and belly full of horse nutt

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
roses are red
and cowboys are loners
except the vice president
who likes hot loads of horse cum bursting deep into his rear end in a top hat

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
lots of talk about pence being hosed by a horse today in the trump thread

god mike pence hosed a horse bless

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Mike Pence, aroused by equines, hosed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Weeping Wound posted:

Mike Pence, aroused by equines, hosed a horse

:wrong: he was hosed by a horse

but it is true that he is both aroused and lusts after equine, specifically horse, cock and nutt

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Would Pence hit it?

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/964380650319917057

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

too ethnic looking for mikey

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

https://politics.theonion.com/oh-god-what-happened-last-night-says-groggy-mike-pe-1823070030

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pikavangelist posted:

Mike Pence is the only human being in the world who gets turned on by the Denver International Airport

Speaking of Denver and half equine, half fundie Christian love children

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
pence spends a lot of his day in one of those spherical life support things like darth vader, but its just horse cock shaped dildos hanging from its ceilibg and also the seat is a horse dildo

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
every 30 seconds hes drenched and enema'd in a constantly replenishing horse semen nutrient soup

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
what do you think Mike Pence is doing this LONG weekend?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the truth cannot be denied

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://twitter.com/JamieOGrady/status/966376193871183872

alternative theory: mike pence yearns for and daydreams of better days

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Bump, because i saw the thread title, and remembered

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