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Clever Spambot posted:The video games i play make swords seem way more badass than guns. This wouldn't have happened if there were some good guys with hanzo steel at that high school.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:00
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Fojar38 posted:This wouldn't have happened if there were some FTFY *tips m' fedora*
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Feb 17, 2018 01:03
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The hero we need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCfasbNRu4
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Pants Donkey posted:Here are the Prerequisite Cartoons Posted After a Shooting I mean, you could just use the updated article: https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1823016659 ZeButler posted:Edit: Apparently the guy's name is Nikolas Cruz, so get ready for some "them drat Mexicans need to git out!" cartoons! Nah, it's a white kid so the wheel says "mental illness". Kegluneq posted:I'm Ambivalence I was gonna be, but you know, whatever.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:15
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MikeyTsi posted:I was gonna be, but you know, whatever. That's indifference.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:27
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Mmmmmmm, this aged well.
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MikeyTsi posted:Nah, it's a white kid so the wheel says "mental illness". Cruz is the name of his adoptive parents. (Who are dead BTW, just like his biological parents.)
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Feb 17, 2018 01:47
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:invading hell to shoot up Satan And then return to heaven, where Scott La Rock is waitin'? 
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Lurdiak posted:That's indifference. I can't decide if I want to be pissy or congratulatory about your correction.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:08
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Feb 17, 2018 02:12
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Did he know...what? A quote from much later in the Bible?
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Feb 17, 2018 02:13
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The whole original sin thing never made much sense to me. By the story's own admission, humans were just dumb animals who didn't even know enough to realize their dicks were hanging out before they ate the fruit. So how the hell can you blame them for eating it.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:20
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Yes, we're damned to live in separation from God, so we might as well live in lawlessness and fear because God has never since asked humankind to try harder.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:24
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I am increasingly convinced Evangelical, American Christians are one of the greatest sources and enablers of evil on this planet today.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:25
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Potato Salad posted:I am increasingly convinced Evangelical, American Christians are one of the greatest sources and enablers of evil on this planet today. Yeah.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:33
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Potato Salad posted:I am increasingly convinced Evangelical, American Christians are one of the greatest sources and enablers of evil on this planet today. The pathology at the root of it has always been the greatest driver of malevolence throughout the history of our species. America's latest iteration is just leading the pack in a comically devilish manner.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:37
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Potato Salad posted:I am increasingly convinced Evangelical, American Christians are one of the greatest sources and enablers of evil on this planet today. Took you long enough
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Feb 17, 2018 02:50
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I remember learning about (in a religion course no less) how slave owners in the South really wanted their slaves to be religious and even encouraged it. The professor asked why that would be, and I was floored by how easy of an answer it was: because it kept them content. How else do you convince slaves, whose lives are absolute poo poo, to even care enough to keep breathing? You get them to think that no matter what kind of bad poo poo happens to them, at least they have eternal happiness waiting for them at the end of it. Suddenly, they feel okay with being a slave their whole life, because there's a reward at the end for praying before your daily gruel. This is something the slave owners knew and intentionally used as a tool. So yes, I would agree that Christianity in America has a history of being poo poo.
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guys, https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/964668314847993857
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Feb 17, 2018 02:56
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VitalSigns posted:lol at a right-wing gun nut like Ramirez complaining about the "glamorization of weapons" when a precious gun is used to mow down a bunch of kids. I'm pretty sure he's made a few 'Yay Guns!' cartoons in the past, making him part of that particular problem.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:59
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supposedly, young would-be evangelicals are turned off by the embrace of trump. I hope that actually pans out.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:09
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What's it say that I, and most of us here, immediately saw the significance of that picture?
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Feb 17, 2018 03:17
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Lurdiak posted:The whole original sin thing never made much sense to me. By the story's own admission, humans were just dumb animals who didn't even know enough to realize their dicks were hanging out before they ate the fruit. So how the hell can you blame them for eating it. They believe they should have obeyed God without question or even thinking about it. Rather like how they want children to obey their parents.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:34
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Stultus Maximus posted:What's it say that I, and most of us here, immediately saw the significance of that picture?  I did not even look at the poster until you said something!
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Feb 17, 2018 03:38
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Please, y'all, go to the Anarchapulco website. There are a bunch of cartoons in the design, but, just, generally, it needs to be experienced. It's a thing of purestrain gold.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:42
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Discendo Vox posted:Please, y'all, go to the Anarchapulco website. There are a bunch of cartoons in the design, but, just, generally, it needs to be experienced. It's a thing of purestrain gold. It's nice that they held it in Mexico so Roger Ver could attend, given that he's not allowed in the US since he voluntarily gave up his citizenship and became a citizen of St Kitts and Nevis.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:56
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You know, I never paid too much attention in church, but I recall that God set up some sort of sacrifice who would do something along the lines of dying for all the sins of mankind. I also recall it being the basis of some sort of major religion. I'm probably not remembering things properly though.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:56
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Oh, hey, a libertarian convention in Mexico. I hear Gary Johnson's favorite head of state was from there.
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So you're blaming gun deaths on Original Sin? That's why you're not, oh I don't know, even bothering offering prayers for the souls of the countless victims of all atrocities of mankind? There's a special kind of self-destruction when he doesn't even use THE BARE MINIMUM KINDNESS OF HIS OWN FAITH THAT TAKES NO GODDAMN REAL EFFORT ON HIS OWN BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST TYPE THE WORD AND THUS YOU'VE TECHNICALLY "PRAYED", but he doesn't even bother to show sympathy for any sort of victim of anything. I'm sure Jesus loves Apathy most of all.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:16
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Surely that's a bad Genesis quote to draw attention to if you're trying to argue that everything in that book is literally true.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:26
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I knew it! Eve was innocent! #justiceforeve #timesupadam
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Pro-shootybangs senator David Leyonhjelm (who got in because his party's name is the Democratic Liberal Party as opposed to the right-wing governing Liberal Party) posted the SKelley cartoon. Australian hero Pope did this: https://twitter.com/davpope/status/964700601257881600
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Okay so their argument is that gun regulations are pointless because criminals will always break the law. So why have any drug laws? Drug users are always going to break the law! Why have abortion laws? People who want abortions will always just break the law!
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Okay so their argument is that gun regulations are pointless because criminals will always break the law. So why have any drug laws? Drug users are always going to break the law! Why have abortion laws? People who want abortions will always just break the law! They believe in the myth that armed gun owners would stop all the shootings if there weren't all these gun laws which criminals ignore but upstanding patriots tragically obey. This myth doesn't apply to those other cases, you don't need a gun to save your life from a drug overdose or an abortionist, although I'm sure the gun manufacturers' lobby is working on a way to mandate guns be sold to fetuses so they can protect themselves from their murderous slutty abortion-loving moms.
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loquacius posted:Oh, hey, a libertarian convention in Mexico. I hear Gary Johnson's favorite head of state was from there. Who's that supposed to be? I'm having an Aleppo Moment over here.
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https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/964563562248228866 Paging, um, I forget which goon is actually Dave Weigel in disguise.
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Discendo Vox posted:https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/964563562248228866 That would be Joementum! He doesn't post in these parts anymore, and understandably so.
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