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We've also found what Prince was singing while hanging like a bat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOLYnOthIw
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Jiiiiiiiiimmy!
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Glad to see Jethro managed to win the Subway Passenger's heart in the end! And they're both wearing red and white checkerboard shirts...obviously the attraction is fashion based. Mr B Natural has been an absolute monster this whole game and if anything happens to Jethro my money is on her.
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    Goodnight sweet Prince! We will mourn your sudden… Oh, wait. Is that the door? Mail from home!    Well, shoddy formatting aside, that’s narrowed the field of some of the scariest contenders. Did Orko’s package had an Eternia postmark? Your Desire to Know More died doing what he loved. What is Orko anyway? Some kind of haunted hat? Like the one at Hogwarts? I think that was one of the many private schools I was expelled from.   Oh no, Pyle! The training didn’t prepare you for that! If only there had been more shouting! Winger! I’ll supress you like we supressed information on Mole People meddling in the election of Nixon!
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 Robbie Rotten is not a physical person.
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That is such a g-man way to murder an opponent, Mueller. Next he'll frame a dead hooker for it.Doubtful Guest posted:
Desiring to know more, sniff 
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Was that Walter Peck’s actual hair, or was he given Trump hair?
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   Soon, my blonde darling. Soon. Where did the goat get those menacing horns? Grandpa? No idea, kid. Mmm, anyway I'm getting peckish. Wadsworth?    “Mr Peck don't tip.” “I don't believe in it” “You don't believe in tipping?” “I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the...” * Angry Monkey shrieking and the sound of steel penetrating soft EPA flesh *  
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 Salvaged footage of Orko having ruined Robbie Rotten and Prince's role-playing fetish night after going hungry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GS109fEnt4&t=18s
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Feb 14, 2018 19:21
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Violent J is very hard to kill, like a cockroach!
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What a sad ice cream party that was. Jethro, avenge your lover!
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Day 10 and the only survivor who has not slain a fellow guest is Coily the Spring Sprite. Poor show. It looks like the rest of the guests, seasoned murderers now are grimly circling each other looking for their opportunity.     And a quiet night. How tedious. MY THIMBLES!   Young Coily the Spring Sprite got herself blooded though. I'm proud of your resilience Under-Butler. Thank you sir.  Seems like those playing the long game and making their tactical moves. Like an erotically charged game of chess. A g-g-g-ghost!? * Send in the clowns plays mournfully *
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  Rest in peace Robbie Rotten. You were not meant for exercising. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hklh-i8P35k
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NO SPRINGS! ONLY MURDER! HEEE HEEE HEEE!
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Doubtful Guest posted:
I love House of 1000 Currys.
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   First they rebuff her advances, then they rise up and bust a ghost? If only Walter Peck were alive to see this. Maybe she’ll stay away from my man now.   I am uncomfortable with this murderous primate.  Unlucky for some, lucky for others in the thwarted attacks. And what is the G-man planning with the murderous hat thing? Aha! What happens when an unstoppable killing machine encounters and immovable killing object? Thar’s not many that can survive a plunge into Davy Jones’ fish pond. Aren’t you on the cruise, sir? There weren’t many encounters on the boating lake so here I am. Tell me about it.
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The singing telegram bodies are starting to pile up.
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I love this monkey and his animal crimes.
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Miles McCloud posted:The singing telegram bodies are starting to pile up. Coily's got 'em all stacked up out back like cordwood.
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Can Inky, as a ghost, truly die?
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Feb 17, 2018 03:35
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Looking for the piss tape, Mueller only finds piss in the cupboard.
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  Goodbye sweet Prince. I’ll bury you like we buried the evidence of JFK and Bobby Kennedy being the same person! I am concerned we will lose more gardeners. The triangle of night-time mischief. Chigurh’s flirtation with Marxist-Leninism might explain the rivalry between him and Mueller.  Pay no attention to that Violent J. It just gets lonely down in the sewers. What is Mueller expecting? Certainly we’re not flooding the atmosphere with drugs encouraging violence and sexual perversion. Nope. They brought that in with them. Especially Orko. More circling and jostling for position.
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I really want Jethro and Violent J to be the final two, just taking turns pissing in and hiding in cupboards
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   Ah, just lazy stoner tributesOr a meeting of the greatest minds of their generation. : Chigurh’s traps paid off though. Now to go and gather the diamonds from the basement. Oh, near miss by Violent J, but he should have learned about the bed swapping policy in this house. A cross dresser in the FBI? How dare you, sir!
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I guess you should have gone for a world without snakes, eh Coily?
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Personally I'm rooting for Mueller. He's already had a big week.
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Moon Slayer posted:Personally I'm rooting for Mueller. He's already had a big week. He spends a lot of time seemingly loving around, but when he strikes, he's a killer.
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  It appears, Wadsworth, that Communism was not a Red Herring! … Nooooo! Perov likes this.   And then there were three. A menage et trois. Endgame, I think  Final Night So this is what I think went down.Mueller went to the kitchen and throttled the cook, then ran to the billiard room and subpoenaed Jethro Bodine, before slipping into a secret passage and having the CIA whack Chigurh to impeach President Mustard. No, no no… This is what happened.Meatloaf went to the kitchen to beat the meat, then ran to the study and choked Riff Raff, before slipping into bed with Brad and Janet (Damnit Janet!) and had the CIA whack him off to impress me. Incorrect. Here's what I reckon...Violent J and I killed everyone, but were thwarted at the last minute by a gang of spunky kids. My spider form, and his inability to understand magnets undid us. But then we’re rescued at the last minute by my college roommate The Thing and we all go out for icecream. Thank you Thing.  What? Nevermind. All interesting theories, but this is what actually happened…  Altitude Dwight! Altitude! Jethro, get in the basket! I’ll keep machinegunning these gardeners…Die motherfuckers! Die! I’m not sure what I expected… Now I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife! Freeze Frame on Mueller laughing as the credits roll. Jethro Bodine will be back in ‘Return to the House of 1000 Currys’ Rated R!      Well, that was a lot of fun. I'd written lots of additional events that never happened. I think the game doesn't take into account if events have previously been selected. Meaning this event only happened on one of my test playthroughs: 
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Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Tim Curry Pity we missed that cut event.
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And the resistance grows! If any hillbilly was gonna make it it'd be Jethro, his sheer dumb luck rendered him invincible. Great season-pretty sure that was the longest one by far, but the slow march towards death worked really well with the theme.
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 robbie and anton.I will say some of the formatting errors were distracting, like the mail order event without the player names. I also wasn't a fan of the low death setting with the numerous repeating events, but the latter seems to be more on RNG than the game master. The island one also had plenty of unused events I was somewhat saddened did not get used. I felt like it dragged on for a little too long either way. At least there was Robbie Rotten being an evil mastermind in the beginning who got too lazy(heh) to finish everybody else and Anton being a nigh-unkillable creep both in character. But gently caress that. We need more tributes. I present to you... CAPTAIN NOVOLIN  And tagging along is... TINGLE 
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I loved that game. Very well done, even if it did seem to take a while. The Tim Curry Band ruled though. For the next game I nominate: Cobra Commander:  and Starscream: 
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Time to reintroduce terror into the Games. The Windowlicker  and the Candyman 
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I want a midichlorion battle of the whiners. Let's see how Anakin vs. Luke Skywalker shakes out.  Mark Hamill was my first celebrity crush and I would STILL lick his taint with no hesitation. Also, I'll throw my hat in the ring as host whenever a host might be needed.
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