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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Best part about this story is "You're strong"

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sarcopenia posted:

Nice fetish.

It was from a post called Girl Fails on Imgur :negative:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

That looks like Acropora palmata, and if so she needs to watch her drat self. It’s critically endangered.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

If this guy had just let them fall and held his pose, he would have been a hero.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Randaconda posted:

He's so chubs! :3:

He's gotta go fast

(If he wants to lose that weight, that is)

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Trig Discipline posted:

That looks like Acropora palmata, and if so she needs to watch her drat self. It’s critically endangered.

And yet, after watching that clip, all I can think is how much I want to eat some corn.

Weird.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

Trig Discipline posted:

That looks like Acropora palmata, and if so she needs to watch her drat self. It’s critically endangered.

Legit upset by that video. People need to watch the hell out when they're in a reef. Schadenfreude: she who bumps into reefs will eventually meet a scorpionfish.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sideshow Bob, when the rakes came :ohdear:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Aren't reefs pretty sharp in places?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Aren't reefs pretty sharp in places?

Very. I got ground across the top of a reef in Oahu by a big wave and it was basically like being run across a cheese grater.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Some corals will sting you for touching them, too! Fire coral supposedly burns something fierce, it’s the same kind of sting that jellyfish can give.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
here's the video of the suv rollover lmao

https://twitter.com/FIirtationship/status/964515690844585984

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Lone Goat posted:

Best part about this story is "You're strong"

Such an understatement for a trauma nurse. They’re not just strong, they’re Hulk levels of strong.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

I liked it better without sound

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bring back old gbs posted:

schadenfreude is watching a forum popularized for satirizing 9/11 in real time atrophy into pearlclutching fainting chair enthusiasts, tripping over themselves to demonstrate exactly how high of a pedestal they view the world from while they quote and multiply the amount of abused animals visible in the thread.

:qq:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/ahbnr2y.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/EUGiOjB.gifv

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Puppies are so cute and so dumb.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Somebody got mad that other people bought emotes based on it. I changed it back, but it was changed again within a few hours, and I'm not gonna keep throwing five bucks down that hole.

I am a low effort garbage poster, though.

I learned it from you! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samizdata posted:

I learned it from you! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

Good. :colbert:

Jormagund
Jul 17, 2005
Totally gay for Puffery

Say Nothing stop posting this oversexualised poo poo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jormagund posted:

Say Nothing stop posting this oversexualised poo poo

What?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

klafbang posted:

I liked it better without sound

it

is

righteous

with a bit of sound :mmmhmm:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





We get it, your fetish is women getting hurt. No need to post your spank bank in the thread all the time.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
This is the man hurting thread. If you want to post women getting hurt start your own dang thread! Jfc

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Aramoro posted:

We get it, your fetish is women getting hurt.

Schadenfraulein.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Maybe just mix in a few gifs that don't prominently feature sexy women getting into compromising positions or falling on their rear end just to lower the creepy factor a bit

I'd spank it to every single one of em, which why it stands out as a little too cherry picked ya know?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

This is the man hurting thread. If you want to post women getting hurt start your own dang thread! Jfc

Jerry Fine Cotton?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bip Roberts posted:

This is the man hurting thread. If you want to post women getting hurt start your own dang thread! Jfc

I'm reasonably sure America's Funniest Home Videos pretty much has the market cornered on nut shots I'm afraid

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Jerry Cotton posted:

Jerry Fine Cotton?

Jeez, females clumsy.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aramoro posted:

We get it, your fetish is women getting hurt. No need to post your spank bank in the thread all the time.

I'm not meaning to. :negative: I just posted somebody's dump. I post plenty of stuff with dudes, as well as pets and kids.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


KingSlime posted:

Maybe just mix in a few gifs that don't prominently feature sexy women getting into compromising positions or falling on their rear end just to lower the creepy factor a bit

I'd spank it to every single one of em, which why it stands out as a little too cherry picked ya know?

this is the most hosed up thing i've read in a bit, thx

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Jerry Cotton posted:

Literally not a bird.

Virtually a Bird.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/zRUExdZ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DHmhSm3.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/voYEAjO.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/3n5ILme.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jQ02s2V.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ZXxu74g.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/u1KfV9I.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/lLrV7TU.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/QgvreCO.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/XzGk2Z6.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/B7OqZE6.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/B8WqNyR.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/wru0A29.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9SuoJDH.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DUnAc3r.gifv

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Randaconda posted:

I'm not meaning to. :negative: I just posted somebody's dump. I post plenty of stuff with dudes, as well as pets and kids.
Oh noooo, your avatar went away again. :(

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PetraCore posted:

Oh noooo, your avatar went away again. :(

lol always

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Take that camerawoman!

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