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nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Just how radioactive was that spider that all of Peter's blood is so irradiated so long after the fact?

Or if he is producing the radiation himself, why isn't he giving cancer to anyone he's remotely close to?

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

nimby posted:

Or if he is producing the radiation himself, why isn't he giving cancer to anyone he's remotely close to?

Let me tell you about Spider Man Reign.

Alternately that's also how he beat Morlun the first time.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
I'm loving the faces on this one.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Oh man, MJ's face :allears:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Saoshyant posted:

Oh man, MJ's face :allears:

When did she start taking steroids.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

they had some spare bruce blood leftover

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Proteus Jones posted:

When did she start taking steroids.

Newspaper Spider-Man just staying ultra current with the memes these days.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Cool that they got Adam Scott to play Bruce Banner.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Proteus Jones posted:

maybe it will be like a tarantula and he'll be able to fire the stubble as a defense mechanism.
If it's like a tarantula it'll only be his rear end hair.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Lobok posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man just staying ultra current with the memes these days.



What memes are those?

... I'm asking for a friend.

(no seriously, what meme is it your talking about. Surely those are just pictures of a lady bodybuilder?)

^^^ or his leg hair.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
The incredible Bruce. I guess he's a scientist which may help in this current predicament but more importantly he's built like a brickhouse even when not Hulked out.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man just staying ultra current with the memes these days.



Bruce Jenner does sound a lot like Bruce Banner...

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Samovar posted:

What memes are those?

... I'm asking for a friend.

(no seriously, what meme is it your talking about. Surely those are just pictures of a lady bodybuilder?)

^^^ or his leg hair.

It was only in the last couple days. Some person on social media joked about how it's their new hobby to make Kim Kardashian look swole. You just have to search for "swole Kardashian".

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

davidspackage posted:

Bruce Jenner does sound a lot like Bruce Banner...
It does have a lot of the same letters...

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"how do you know so much about her contract, as if you were there when it was signed?"

"Uhhhhhhhhh OH LOOK IT'S THE LIZARD! AWAY!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Way to go colorist.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Spiderman just casually calling MJ "honey" like he does with all women. Peter would be so jealous if he was around!

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
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jyrque posted:

Spiderman just casually calling MJ "honey" like he does with all women. Peter would be so jealous if he was around!

I’m reminded of Richard Lewis in the newest season of Curb.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Malachite_Dragon posted:

"how do you know so much about her contract, as if you were there when it was signed?"

"Uhhhhhhhhh OH LOOK IT'S THE LIZARD! AWAY!"

banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened

he even called spider-man parker in this comic

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Snagged this as my avatar thanks.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Manatee Cannon posted:

banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened

he even called spider-man parker in this comic

he could have forgotten in one panel and remembered in the next. heck, he could alternate whether he remembers between each panel for the rest of the arc.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Manatee Cannon posted:

banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened

he even called spider-man parker in this comic

You really think spider-man has that kind of attention span?

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


ImpAtom posted:

Let me tell you about Spider Man Reign.

Alternately that's also how he beat Morlun the first time.

And never mentioned it, at all during Spider-Verse, leaving them to discover their enemies' weakness halfway through the story after several people had died.

Dan Slott's Spider-Man: sometimes dumber than his newspaper counterpart.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
So with MJ leaving them, it's up to Bruce to defeat the Lizard on his own, and he can't Hulk out. Not great odds, but Bruce is smart, so if Spiderman doesn't get in his way too much, maybe he'll have a chance.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Epicurius posted:

Bruce is smart

Unless the blood transfusion gave him the proportionate intelligence of a spider-man

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Manatee Cannon posted:

banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened

he even called spider-man parker in this comic

It's literally the source of the current thread title.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk3wJOy2rac

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hop in sluts we're going to Lizard.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Could they not stop off at a shop on the way to buy Bruce some clothes?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
No. That would mean Peter would have to stop looking at the bare-chested fellow. Or MJ looking at him for that matter.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Obviously Pete and Bruce got lost a few times on the way, which explains why MJ beat them to the boat

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Any clothing Bruce wears is going to get ripped apart anyway. Except for purple pants.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please tell me MJ bought that boat with the money she had in her purse :allears:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They already had a boat, they just forgot.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Then JJJ and MJ drive off in their boat and they have to take the train back to the Everglades.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm starting to think that jjj's presence might be a teaser for the next arc rather than this one

i really wanted to see meth head lizard jjj, too

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