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SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
oh man the sam kriss thing reminded me of lana del raytheon lmao

when he self exiled from twitter he blacked out his av loke youd do for a dead person

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdOJhXqpoMA

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAuPmbF0tbY

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Dan Ninian doesn't even have a wikipedia article which is really funny because lots of lovely nobodies have one

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/status/655732188487487488

lmao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

oh man the sam kriss thing reminded me of lana del raytheon lmao

when he self exiled from twitter he blacked out his av loke youd do for a dead person

lol i missed that

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

bob corker, hero of the #resistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24rM3--lIv8

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
e: nvm didn't see the date on the tweet

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dan Ninian doesn't even have a wikipedia article which is really funny because lots of lovely nobodies have one

correction: he had one, but it was deleted because he's a nobody

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Oh yeah, remember when Steve Bannon said he was happy about leaving the White House because he could do better at pushing Trump's agenda from the outside?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dan Ninian doesn't even have a wikipedia article which is really funny because lots of lovely nobodies have one

Dan Nainan is too clean for Wikipedia

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Barack Obama called a cop who arrested a man for trying to get into his own house "stupid" and it caused such a freak out that he had to have what was quite possibly the most embarrassing and cringiest photo op in presidential history.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

zegermans posted:

Barack Obama called a cop who arrested a man for trying to get into his own house "stupid" and it caused such a freak out that he had to have what was quite possibly the most embarrassing and cringiest photo op in presidential history.

he didn't have to do that zegermans he's just a pussy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the beer summit fixed police violence against black people forever

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the beer summit fixed police violence against black people forever

they just needed to learn to respect police more

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

zegermans posted:

Barack Obama called a cop who arrested a man for trying to get into his own house "stupid" and it caused such a freak out that he had to have what was quite possibly the most embarrassing and cringiest photo op in presidential history.

The story's even better when you know the man arrested was a black professor

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
When mad cow disease starting being a thing in Britain the Tory agriculture minister forced his young daughters to eat hamburgers live on tv to prove they were safe

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Obama’s czars

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/684425023046553601
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/684425167951368192

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


The NSA used its official Twitter account to send coded messages to the Russians :nsa:

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
What Happened?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
These kids are all right.

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/966503029204832261

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KXc0CRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIEt_tZCHbM

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lmao

ok i was gonna just riff and make a joke about the sword of chiang but since this is this thread

the ssword of chiang. everything about it. the reason it was a thing, how it ended up in marco rubio's possession, and everything in between. SWORD OF CHIANG

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Don't forget the loving UKIP Calypso song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqs9OSbWluQ

sung by this guy who is very um BBC 1970s Presenter-lookin' in the classic way

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

crazy cloud posted:

lmao

ok i was gonna just riff and make a joke about the sword of chiang but since this is this thread

the ssword of chiang. everything about it. the reason it was a thing, how it ended up in marco rubio's possession, and everything in between. SWORD OF CHIANG
having now googled the backstory I really want it to be true that HW stole the phrase "unleash Chiang Kai-Shek" from MAD Magazine

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

DACK FAYDEN posted:

having now googled the backstory I really want it to be true that HW stole the phrase "unleash Chiang Kai-Shek" from MAD Magazine

It's true. That's canon. lmaoo

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

crazy cloud posted:

lmao

ok i was gonna just riff and make a joke about the sword of chiang but since this is this thread

the ssword of chiang. everything about it. the reason it was a thing, how it ended up in marco rubio's possession, and everything in between. SWORD OF CHIANG

omg i forgot about the sword of chang

lmao

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Joementum posted:

marco rubio repeating a rehearsed talking point after getting owned while using it? :raise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Area Man Boldly Claims Scott Walker Lives Inside His Butt

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/642098739272773632

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Rush Limbaugh thought that the amount of birth control pills a woman took scaled directly with how much sex she had

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Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

zegermans posted:

Rush Limbaugh thought that the amount of birth control pills a woman took scaled directly with how much sex she had

well the amount of pills he was taking was proportional to the amount of hateful bullshit he was spewing, so that's how he thought it worked for everyone.

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