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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Hell yes, I love the action and comedy of Law Stripz for Kids!

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wheee, a bridge, it's literal suspension!

I know I've missed a page, but I want you to know how much I appreciated this.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Never noticed the hard on in the first panel before.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

Gorilla Salad posted:

Never noticed the hard on in the first panel before.

And it now explains why the sweater is around his waist in the last.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

IshmaelZarkov posted:

I know I've missed a page, but I want you to know how much I appreciated this.

:glomp:

Edit for content: SFW Oglaf best Oglaf:


Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 19:38 on Feb 18, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imma post this here too since I just so happen to have it in my paste buffer.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

oglaf is so bad goddamn

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EmmyOk posted:

oglaf is so bad goddamn

You loving take that back!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

EmmyOk posted:

oglaf is so bad goddamn

What's wrong with your goddamn brain?

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
oh its a pirate lady pegging a young hunky adventureboy, it ends with a ghost cumming too fast and at least one disgruntled face.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

EmmyOk posted:

oglaf is so bad goddamn

It must be nice to have seen not a single one of the exceedingly bad non-Oglaf comics posted itt.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Gann Jerrod posted:

Hell yes, I love the action and comedy of Law Stripz for Kids!



This dumb edit always made me laugh.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

I don't get why the guy on the ship is on the castle at the end. Oglaf is losing its touch

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ArtIsResistance posted:

I don't get why the guy on the ship is on the castle at the end. Oglaf is losing its touch

Look at the bottom row, and compare the turret in the second and third frame. See how the number of people doubles? It clearly indicates that the crew abandoned ship and took (temporary) refuge in the castle.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I think "shitpurse" might be my new favorite word.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Just look at this hilarious :airquote:comic:airquote:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

yeah that looks about right for olgaf

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Look at the bottom row, and compare the turret in the second and third frame. See how the number of people doubles? It clearly indicates that the crew abandoned ship and took (temporary) refuge in the castle.

It's not the how I'm concerned about it's why would the castle people let the lovely boat people in their castle at all? It's a bad comic

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ArtIsResistance posted:

It's not the how I'm concerned about it's why would the castle people let the lovely boat people in their castle at all? It's a bad comic

They're not MONSTERS, God!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Saving someone for 15 minutes is a lot less responsibility than saving them for an indefinite period of time. It's like getting a hermit crab instead of a dog.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


EmmyOk posted:

oglaf is so bad goddamn

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Just look at this hilarious :airquote:comic:airquote:



Eh, that's like half the text of your average SMBC comic from the last 6 years.

Also, don't you get it? It's about computer stuff but, get this, it's like totally random you guys.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Eh, that's like half the text of your average SMBC comic from the last 6 years.

Also, don't you get it? It's about computer stuff but, get this, it's like totally random you guys.

:raise:

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Oglaf is generally a bunch of fairly funny ideas that haven't been properly worked into actual jokes, with decent artwork.

And funny faces.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lemon posted:

Oglaf is generally a bunch of fairly funny ideas that haven't been properly worked into actual jokes, with decent artwork.

And funny faces.

Don't forget the tons of dicks as well.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Zil posted:

Don't forget the tons of dicks as well.

Who could forget this thread?

Unmature
May 9, 2008
Oglaf is often a very funny ten word joke told in 1,500 words.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Unmature posted:

Oglaf is often a very funny ten word joke told in 1,500 genitals.

ftfy

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Karate Bastard posted:

Imma post this here too since I just so happen to have it in my paste buffer.



Spooky time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Excuse me you have me wondering now what is "one genital"?

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Karate Bastard posted:

Excuse me you have me wondering now what is "one genital"?

The “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” for the new age.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



One Genital is my rapper name

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This also brings me to an uneasy question which I feel apprehensive asking, but hypothetically, if you were faced with 1,500 genitals, say if you were required to sign off on reception thereof, how would you go about counting them off to ensure you had indeed received exactly 1,500 genitals and not merely an approximation? I guess this ties back to the first question, but what would be the identification process? How would you itemize them? What would be the enumeration strategy?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karate Bastard posted:

This also brings me to an uneasy question which I feel apprehensive asking, but hypothetically, if you were faced with 1,500 genitals, say if you were required to sign off on reception thereof, how would you go about counting them off to ensure you had indeed received exactly 1,500 genitals and not merely an approximation? I guess this ties back to the first question, but what would be the identification process? How would you itemize them? What would be the enumeration strategy?

That's easy, you just count the gonads and then divide by 2.

Torquemadras
Jun 3, 2013

Karate Bastard posted:

This also brings me to an uneasy question which I feel apprehensive asking, but hypothetically, if you were faced with 1,500 genitals, say if you were required to sign off on reception thereof, how would you go about counting them off to ensure you had indeed received exactly 1,500 genitals and not merely an approximation? I guess this ties back to the first question, but what would be the identification process? How would you itemize them? What would be the enumeration strategy?

Ballpark estimate is good enough

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



line them up and count how many football fields they cover, then divide by natioanl average dick length

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Wait, is that "national average" dick length or national "average dick" length?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Stay safe mr genital

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Wait, is that "national average" dick length or national "average dick" length?

What makes you think they're just dicks?

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