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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He sounds fine e: jfc this is like the fourth single-emote snipe I've made in two days
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He sounds fine
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 07:48 |
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The ausgbs thread in question later got sent to the next dimension after an incident involving Caredresser celebrating how he's going to get laid after checking a mental patient with pierced nipples out of the hospital
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Inescapable Duck posted:The ausgbs thread in question later got sent to the next dimension after an incident involving Caredresser celebrating how he's going to get laid after checking a mental patient with pierced nipples out of the hospital Underage mental patient as well, iirc
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 09:28 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He sounds fine Niiiiiiiice
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 10:14 |
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No, the underage girl was from the first instance of Caredresser outing himself as a sexual predator. Anyways, here's a half-assed memory version of a funny quote from Caredresser's abortive sexcapade. Caredresser posted:"I'll update you on how the sex was." Carth Dookie posted:"Spoiler alert: legally dubious and morally indefensible. ... [stuff that I can't remember] ... And when you go for her tits, the taste in your mouth isn't from the piercings. It's shame." Wish I had saved the actual quote, but the thread was such a buffet of amazing takedowns at that point that I just kept on reading. And then it was gone. drat.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 10:19 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Someone I knew in college got his hands on some liquid nitrogen and one of the cats they use for dissections.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 11:02 |
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100% of my knowledge of the Aus threads comes secondhand from threads like this, but my impression is that if being a gross dumb goon was like, the Boston Marathon or something, most of us would be the midlife crisis people just trying to prove we can finish, while the Ausgoons are the handful of runners from places like Senegal trying to break World Records.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 11:27 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:I fuckin hate circling the joke, it’s so much worse when the circle is lovely
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:14 |
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I don't get it.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:19 |
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The complainer is a lovely joke. -sweats-
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:30 |
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Doctor Bishop posted:No, the underage girl was from the first instance of Caredresser outing himself as a sexual predator. It ended with caredresser doxxing himself from a month or so previous getting dragged up, a bunch of amazing photoshops and several goons calling the hospital caredresser was kind enough to name to report him by name.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:30 |
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Choco1980 posted:100% of my knowledge of the Aus threads comes secondhand from threads like this, but my impression is that if being a gross dumb goon was like, the Boston Marathon or something, most of us would be the midlife crisis people just trying to prove we can finish, while the Ausgoons are the handful of runners from places like Senegal trying to break World Records. That must make me the bomber, as despite being a bit weird and slightly homicidal women find me unaccountably attractive.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:32 |
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Like I said, the Australian federal government's response to a major sex scandal with the Deputy Prime Minister was to ban MPs from having sex with their staff, so yeah, pretty much. We're all bored and on drugs.
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theflyingorc posted:Just wanna say how obvious Todd Rogers was at cheating
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 17:28 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He sounds fine pro-tier pun here
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 17:30 |
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darthbob88 posted:He also had the record on Wabbit, where he claimed a high score of 1698, in a game where scores went up in increments of 5, and where you couldn't actually keep playing after hitting 1300, as well as The Legendary Axe, with a score of 99,999,990 when scores only go up by 50 points at a time. Obviously impossible scores that anybody who knew anything about the game should have been able to catch. The Legendary Axe thing isn't necessarily obvious, sometimes scoreboard maxima don't follow the scoring rules. The C64 game Wizball has scoring increments no smaller than 10, but the maximum possible score is 999,999.
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Jedit posted:The Legendary Axe thing isn't necessarily obvious, sometimes scoreboard maxima don't follow the scoring rules. The C64 game Wizball has scoring increments no smaller than 10, but the maximum possible score is 999,999.
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darthbob88 posted:Yeah, but from that article, the max on The Legendary Axe is 99,999,999, so he managed to get an impossible score that isn't the maximum. also he claims to have gotten 65 million on Centipede, an extremely popular game, where the second place record is 58,078 It's hilarious how he built a cult of personality around himself that dumb lame nerds all couldn't question because then they'd have to admit everything was a lie
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 20:12 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Are [Gibson] actually in dire straits or are they just making funny-colored guitars now? Pondex posted:Actual dire straits. They have enormous debts that are due this year afaik, and a micromanaging douche for a CEO. Neon Noodle posted:Actual dire straits, their CEO is a lowpoly furniture delivery guy
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 20:45 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:its honestly impressive how malignant this site is. like kids came here to download a dvd rip of blade 3 and now theyre heroin addicts with a total cholesterol of 500 somehow
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 04:05 |
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I.N.R.I posted:for sure. i think its because a lot of the mega threads here are basically like how to guides and FAQs on how to climb into a dumpster and cover yourself in the garbage and live there. all of the wholesome forums like the diy+hobby one and creative convention etc get like 15 active viewers
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this post heartened me so i went to go look at the normal person forums and immediately found a thread where a guy thinks his heater is giving him panic attacks
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theflyingorc posted:also he claims to have gotten 65 million on Centipede, an extremely popular game, where the second place record is 58,078 Yeah, in the speedrunning/high score circles, Twin Galaxies has this clout for basically being the first people to "officially" record scores and stuff, but they're also quite known for being insular assholes who worship people who've been around the longest without question, and look for even the smallest amount of ammo to use against every other player that stands a chance of topping any score list. You'd think their mouths would get sore from all the dick sucking they devote themselves to.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 05:03 |
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I.N.R.I posted: goon: my heater is broken. its sending psychic disturbances to me and disrupting my ability to think creatively. ive had writers block for 2 weeks which 'coincidentally', not, is when my heater started sending crptic messages to me via telepathy or some other method of intercosmic transmission plumber: whats your hair so long for. its longer than my wifes goon: its long because im a psychonaut. Im a drug shaman whos spiritually and financially connected to a number of unlicensed laboratories and warehouses along the east coast of china. i wear it in a ponytail and dont get hair cuts because im high on drugs all of the time plumber: $2000
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 05:46 |
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Spinster posted:I.N.R.I posted: When I still had a ponytail, my neighbors once asked: "Hey, no offense, but you kind of look the type: do you have some drugs?"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:When I still had a ponytail, my neighbors once asked: "Hey, no offense, but you kind of look the type: do you have some drugs?" Well, did you?
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 06:09 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Well, did you? No. I'm pretty straight-laced.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 06:11 |
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I once lived in a lovely trailer where the heater would randomly make a high-pitched shrieking noise, usually very late at night. The heating guy took one look at it and was like, "why the gently caress haven't you burned to death, yet?" It was all wires spliced together in a sweet, sweet death clusterfuck. Anyway, I didn't die in a fire and my solution was banging the poo poo out of the thin walls around the heater until it shut the gently caress up. If my heater was sending me messages, they were clearly warnings to move the gently caress out. That or it was a Rick and Morty fan and it was just Reeeeeeeeeeeeee-ing from our goddamn future.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 06:59 |
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Warning: from the OSHA thread.elise the great posted:I don’t loving do uteruses y’all Mikl has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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That's not funny. That's just loving grisly.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:45 |
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I got like 10 words in and noped the gently caress out.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:51 |
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Yeah let's all look at this instead.boner confessor posted:all the press secs are going to disintegrate in slow motion because they have an impossible job. you simply cannot make trump look good, he is a bastard. you can have all the talking points in the world and then thirty minutes before go time trump comes out and tweets about how he thinks squirrels are motherfuckers or whatever then you have to field a bunch of pro-squirrel questions
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:57 |
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I’m gonna go back in and edit in a because if that’s getting quoted in other places it needs a portable warning. poo poo made me queasy writing it.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 22:52 |
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It was very educational but maybe not the precise kind of education I was looking for at that time
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elise the great posted:I’m gonna go back in and edit in a because if that’s getting quoted in other places it needs a portable warning. poo poo made me queasy writing it. Yeah, on second though I should have added the to it myself when I quoted it. I didn't think about it, but I should have. I'm sorry.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:05 |
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It's ok, I clicked the link so y'all don't have to
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:10 |
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Yestermoment posted:That's not funny. That's just loving grisly.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:25 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Nah, it's pretty loving funny. Agreed. Dead baby jokes are retro as hell. Due for a comeback IMO.
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Are we really not pointed out she named the loving thing Kepler? I mean I'm really not in a position to judge, my son is named after a space-faring scientist/politician/sex-cult leader but really, Kepler?
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