TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

eonwe posted:

i dont know what happened to the old trump thread and i dont want to know because every time something like this happens its usually weird, gross, embarrassing, illegal, or usually all of the above

Signing your posts is back, baby!

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

anime was right posted:

all the underpaid hookers with the pumped up piss
you better run, better run, all o'er my mattress

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

starting gearin up for crash pt 2: the encrashening

quote:

If the bill passes, it will leave fewer than 10 big banks in the United States subject to the full scope of Dodd-Frank oversight. Many of the so-called �smaller� financial institutions poised to benefit from the de-regulatory bill include large corporations such as BB&T and American Express.

The bill exempts firms with less than $10 billion in assets from the Volcker Rule, a provision prohibiting banks from making high-risk bets with deposits guaranteed by the federal government.Mortgage rules for small lenders would also be rolled back, allowing for the rapid expansion of the very same predatory loan practices in the subprime mortgage market that led to the 2007-08 financial crisis.

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The toothless character of the �progressive� opposition is so apparent that the corporate Democratic Party establishment has essentially dismissed it out of hand. �We�re going to agree to disagree,� said Senator Mark Warner, a Democrat from Virginia who sits on the banking committee. �I don�t think this is going to split open the kind of unity you�ve seen in the Democratic Party.�

lol forever, dems

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Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

freckle posted:

i'm calling the cops

Snitches get stitches.

Post ur adress so ill send u stitches

# ? Feb 20, 2018 20:56

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

List of Greivances with Something Awful posters:

1.) They smell bad
2.) Turdfuzz is mean
3.) lastgirl won't stop razzing me
4.) eonwe owned me really hard yesterday and I'm loving mad!!!!!11!

we should all do a quake match thunderdome style to hash it out

# ? Feb 20, 2018 20:56

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

drat that girl got sentenced to 20 years for that shooting plot. seems way too much, i dunno

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

love too make risky bets using taxpayer money when i have 9 billion dollars

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 373 days!

cumshitter posted:

why other thread close???

BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Still got that new Trump thread smell

# ? Feb 20, 2018 20:57

slumdoge millionare: Feb 17, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

List of Greivances with Something Awful posters:

1.) They smell bad
2.) Turdfuzz is mean
3.) lastgirl won't stop razzing me
4.) eonwe owned me really hard yesterday and I'm loving mad!!!!!11!

you done been borked, snork

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Origami Dali posted:

drat that girl got sentenced to 20 years for that shooting plot. seems way too much, i dunno

america

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

List of grievances mk 2:

1.) people keep bringing up that one time that PPP totally owned me

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

cute butts ftw

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006; Can't post for 36 minutes!

UFOTacoMan posted:

it's nice to have refutation of the old argument that "cops just profile low class looking people and would go after a white trash equally"

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

freckle posted:

i'm calling the cops

ur doing the right thinng freckle

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freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Daycrew posted:

Snitches get stitches.

Post ur adress so ill send u stitches

10 Cloverfield Lane

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I mainly associate the Schnorkles posting brand with grievances

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

i want 2 scoops of ice cream

- Dodald Trup

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

listrn, hsbcs holding corps must be allowed to grow small business in rural montana,

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Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

anime was right posted:

cute butts ftw

And breasts

# ? Feb 20, 2018 20:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I mainly associate the Schnorkles posting brand with grievances

i mainly associate it with rambling about polls and health care policy in the background while everyone dances around me throwing feces :thunk:

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WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

be careful calling the cops that they dont shoot you when you answer the door

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Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

cumshitter posted:

why other thread close???

keyboard GOP

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tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 373 days!

my big c-spam grievance is i would like you all to know what media personality i am ( im a blue checkmark) but don't want to get "called out" and get insulted or w/e

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Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

i mainly associate it with rambling about polls and health care policy in the background while everyone dances around me throwing feces

i associate it with images of his avatar being shoved into lockers

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

eonwe posted:

i dont know what happened to the old trump thread and i dont want to know because every time something like this happens its usually weird, gross, embarrassing, illegal, or usually all of the above

i want to know just like i want to know what the piss tape actually contains

i know it was bad, i know its gross, i know its probably illegal, but my eyeballs lust for the pain of seeing awful things

# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:00

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

WarMECH posted:

when chuds brag that the government can just try and take there guns away without expecting a fight who do they think the "government" is that will be coming for their guns

spoiler alert: it is ARE TROOPS and BLUE LIVES and they own all the guns. ALL OF THEM! good luck winning that fight bubba

There is all sorts of gun culture propaganda that your average concealed carry owner is a better shot, better trained, and better in a life or death situation than the police or even most military. Now that's utter bullshit, but this is still a thing they believe and are told constantly. Furthermore a lot of them believe, and are also told, that since the military and police are more conservative than the general population they will flat out disobey the illegal orders to take the guns. So the people that come to take the guns will be a bunch of pencil dicked, glasses wearing, urban federal egg heads who the proud rural militias could easily take in a firefight.

It's idiotic as hell. On the plus side we may get to watch all of flyover get Waco Texas'd on live TV!

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

ex post facho posted:

starting gearin up for crash pt 2: the encrashening

lol forever, dems

who wants to run an s&l scheme yall

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/MelanieLisa/status/966028931597062144

the teacher�s heel is on thy shore
maryland my maryland
his torch is at thy temple door
maryland my maryland

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ZL5Nb42hU

# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:00

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Signing your posts is back, baby!

ive been owned twice today, gently caress.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:01

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

zegermans posted:

Do you people not have jobs or kids

also no lmao except for the job part im a pisstape preacher

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.