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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

lol some young hot-shot attorney at a world-class law firm threw his entire livelihood away to lie to the FBI about Manafort

TRMUP

good more jobs for the rest of us!!!

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/965711747419115522

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

assembling pick's posts into the world's least enjoyable optical illusion book

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
what part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you libs not understand?

from my COLD DEAD HANDS come at me

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Pick posted:

I know a lot of people like to draw comparisons to Columbine, or talk about how Columbine was bullshit weewee stuff compared to today and all that jazz, but it is worth remembering that Columbine was only known as a shooting because it was an unsuccessful bombing. Like there were a shitload of bombs in there and if they'd been even a little more competent the kill count would have been absurd (and was planned to be). The shooting aspect of Colmbine was always intended to be peripheral and in fact was representative of Plans A, B, C, D etc. failing. It's a mercy the bombs didn't go off and were mostly forgotten, and that mercy extends because the copycats apparently do almost no research and don't realize Columbine was not actually pulled off "correctly".

I say this is because Millennials are too lazy to actually read through the books and long-form articles about it. Don't dismiss Columbine out of hand just because it's an old event, it was MAD hosed up even by "school shooting" standards (really, again, an unsuccessful multi-bombing). It should have been an even bigger canary in the coal mine than it was.

Same but Bengazi

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

sloppo posted:

what the gently caress did you idiots do to the thread

the thread knew what it signed up for

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/966060923982053376

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


this dude's name is Scott Fat Dad

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

100% chance the strip club industry lobbied for this

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/966049268321615872
https://twitter.com/amy_hollyfield/status/966055401052450816

USA! USA!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

:thunk:

https://twitter.com/ButNoPotato/status/964583629539172353

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Zyla posted:



when you're on a right wing website and they show you the facts

:shittypop:

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Clean










Fresh






Beautiful


















TRUMP

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!
thx goon was looking for this one for a while :shehuck:

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

:perfect:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like now would be an appropriate time for us to adopt the Demolition Man terminology "murder-death-kill" for violent homicides.

MDK baby

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pick posted:

I know a lot of people like to draw comparisons to Columbine, or talk about how Columbine was bullshit weewee stuff compared to today and all that jazz, but it is worth remembering that Columbine was only known as a shooting because it was an unsuccessful bombing. Like there were a shitload of bombs in there and if they'd been even a little more competent the kill count would have been absurd (and was planned to be). The shooting aspect of Colmbine was always intended to be peripheral and in fact was representative of Plans A, B, C, D etc. failing. It's a mercy the bombs didn't go off and were mostly forgotten, and that mercy extends because the copycats apparently do almost no research and don't realize Columbine was not actually pulled off "correctly".

I say this is because Millennials are too lazy to actually read through the books and long-form articles about it. Don't dismiss Columbine out of hand just because it's an old event, it was MAD hosed up even by "school shooting" standards (really, again, an unsuccessful multi-bombing). It should have been an even bigger canary in the coal mine than it was.

columbine is mostly remembered by millennials because they tightened up public school zero tolerance policies in response to it for us and banned trenchcoats in all the dresscodes lol

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

so pick
about those deals...

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
Who's the dumbest politician in ur state?

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

columbine is mostly remembered by millennials because they tightened up public school zero tolerance policies in response to it for us and banned trenchcoats in all the dresscodes

And backpacks but let me use a laptop bag for like 2yrs

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

The literal Nazi collaborator party is in power in Poland

Israel/Poland spat this week is literally "two nationalist ethnostates argue about their relative victimization under the horrors of a historical nationalist ethnostate"

It's like if India and Australia had a war over ownership of a plantation colony, it's farcical

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
ice bucket challenge except gun rights activist shoot their dick off

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

Rushi posted:

Who's the dumbest politician in ur state?

well i live in texas so you'll have to clarify between "wreckless and dangerous" dumb and "lacks basic mental faculties" dumb

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Rushi posted:

And backpacks but let me use a laptop bag for like 2yrs

were clear or mesh backpacks ever a thing where you were at? louisiana instituted that for awhile

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Rushi posted:

Who's the dumbest politician in ur state?

im in florida so i have a lot to pick from let me think about it for a while

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rushi posted:

Who's the dumbest politician in ur state?

TRUMP!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

lol

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

it's full of Floridians

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Rushi posted:

Who's the dumbest politician in ur state?

Me

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

I really was wondering how fast we'd go through the whole sandy hook conspiracy narrative all over again.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

It's full of Floridians.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

it answers itself~

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

lmao. Dude could EASILY re-barrel that thing. That was not destructive to the gun at loving all.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

banned trenchcoats in all the dresscodes lol

Tbf this was a mercy no matter the intention

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

imagine an entire legislature made up of Florida Man

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

"Florida Man Becomes an Elected Official"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

throw these people into the sea

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/966061854303965191

what the gently caress is wrong with florida's state legislature

what the actual gently caress :stare:

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