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back in my day you really had to suspend your disbelief while jacking it to photoshopped Judi Dench porn but now, thanks to The Algorithm, even the most discerning eye cannot detect the forgery!
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Reality Loser posted:Ive been preparing all my life for face swapping porn apps. Im ready as I'll ever be. unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Better hope the piss tape is released before the whole faceswapping concept becomes mainstream or we will never see the mattering
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Louisgod posted:unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right? she's 27 years old and you are about to crumble into dust
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maga voice: snowflake tears from being literally triggered
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Reality Loser posted:Im an earthite. All earthans and earthians will die. I'm only an earth-lite
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The final moments of the Civil War don't get enough teaching in school these days INT - CIVIL WAR TENT - GETTYSBURG SOLDIER General Lee, what are your commands? GENERAL LEE [pulling up his trousers and fastening the belt] Hold on one second will you son? SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE Reaches into the chamber pot where he just took a pretty slippery poo poo and pulls out a big glop of turd Now, it seems to me Stops to take a bite of the turd The union is well fortified up on yonder hill, and they have cannons SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE So what's the best way continues eating poo poo to fight cannons? More cannons. SOLDIER Yes sir GENERAL LEE So, let's announce our location with a huge fusillade of cannon fire into their well fortified position so they know where we are and if we're lucky maybe we'll hit a few of them instead of trees finishes most of the turd and pulls down pants SOLDIER That seems wise sir GENERAL LEE starts masturbating his dick with his poo poo-covered hand Then let's march out in an open field for like a mile or something in full view of their artillery. That oughtta win the war, right? SOLDIER I'll communicate your orders to the line sir!
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kopasetic posted:Better hope the piss tape is released before the whole faceswapping concept becomes mainstream or we will never see the mattering this is my greatest fear. In my heart i will know the truth, but the unfaithful may be led astray
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Joementum posted:what's the word for a professional who can exhibit many emotions at will? Psychiatrist
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SKULL.GIF posted:she's 27 years old and you are about to crumble into dust She's 52 actually, crazy what you can do with the right cosmetic surgeon
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Jazerus posted:this is why people use "terran" and "terra" sometimes. as far as star trek goes, it's probably a quirk of the universal translator to make humans comfortable and everyone else is just calling them "earthers" or whatever 
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they're from earth). star wars humans have always been spread out across a bunch of different planets
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SKULL.GIF posted:she's 27 years old and you are about to crumble into dust ashes to ashes, goons to cheeto dust
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kopasetic posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoc2RISoLWU That's not the half of it. This is still early, but this is just a webapp anyone can use. Adobe has some unreleased stuff that sounds better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxDBlZu__Xk
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Good New Trump Thread Day, everyone!
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Lastgirl posted:maga voice: snowflake tears from being literally triggered card status: SIGNED
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alnilam posted:your not real, Oh I'm real bitch
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no warming, no warming, you're the warming https://twitter.com/breakingweather/status/966080297321353217
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cato wha https://twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/966077771352039424
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Louisgod posted:unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right? oh you’re one of those lol
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GobiasIndustries posted:This Is America oh fuckin god dammit.
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new kind of cat posted:oh you’re one of those lol around mods dont relax if ur under 18
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HEY NONG MAN posted:oh fuckin god dammit. https://twitter.com/SyriaCivilDef/status/966054311729029120
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cato has always been very good at calling the police bastards actually it's literally the only position you can rely on them to take that isn't awful. i once had an essay marked down, somewhat understandably, for using radley balko's cato-backed white paper as a source on police brutality, but balko's work is rad as hell actually despite considering himself a libertarian Jazerus has issued a correction as of 23:45 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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kopasetic posted:The app that is used to put people's faces on pornstars has just as much applicability to making your very own fake news. Ignore the tedious alec baldwin trump impersonation and focus on how much fake news fun we're gonna be having with this come midterms and pretty much every election in the future I for one am happy that we're now in a world where there's literally no reason to believe any information you don't like
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'Was my first take hot enough?', he thought? He looked back at the tweet, pondered for a moment. 'No.' https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/966078572321562625
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new kind of cat posted:oh you’re one of those lol it was a fake post
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[to isis guy in an australian accent] u call that a knoife!?!?!?
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Louisgod posted:unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right? wb bigpeeler
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yeah cato are realizing they were the baddies all along, except when money is involved
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https://twitter.com/Shawnfor63/status/966078941311242241 all the replies are saying fire him
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Jazerus posted:cato has always been very good at calling the police bastards actually well, until you realize that their proposed alternative is a private police force
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who is the guy who has kim jong un's head attached to his own? just left of angry angela
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SKULL.GIF posted:no warming, no warming, you're the warming Pittsburgh...
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juche avocado posted:it was a fake post all posts are real my friend
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