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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

i'm the 100 copies of gorilla mindset (in-kind contribution, intended for resale) being enumerated as evidence of adulterous lavish lifestyle

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


this is a 2006 as gently caress story, the wave

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i honestly thought hot yoga was to yoga like happy endings are to massage

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Louisgod posted:

unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right?

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bigpeeler reveal yourself

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

sudo rm -rf posted:

why doesnt the thread title tell me what day this is

i need to know

you could say today is Trump's day

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Turdfuzz posted:

just tell the shooter u wanna be shot
its called "reverse psychology" idiots

most kids don’t even get psych as an elective option until like senior year

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

GobiasIndustries posted:

'Was my first take hot enough?', he thought? He looked back at the tweet, pondered for a moment.
'No.'
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/966078572321562625

here, hold my tire iron.....

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Turdfuzz posted:

just tell the shooter u wanna be shot
its called "reverse psychology" idiots

:hai: every day i scream out my window that i dont want trump to tweet

its like a rooster crowing and causing the sun to rise

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Notorious R.I.M. posted:

libertarians hate cops, hth.

right up until they get hadoukened off of their riding lawnmowers

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Welcome to American Democracy, kids :smith:
https://twitter.com/julieturkewitz/status/966086296916590593
https://twitter.com/julieturkewitz/status/966086539045457921

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

shoot, coward!! you are only going to thrill a man !!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kilmers Elbow posted:

here, hold my tire iron.....



there is no :ironicat: big enough to bloom inside of her brain and crush it out of her skull and eye sockets turning her into a bug out bob until she strokes out and asphyxiates

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Imagine getting paid to troll people in other countries on social media. Its so bleak. Joke all u want about the dick sucking factory, at least im making people happy, making money to support my family, and 8 union mandated meals a day.

Donald J. Trump
Sep 14, 2016

by zen death robot
Hello!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bearjew posted:

I'm off all next week. What's a good book to read?

I just finished "The Slynx" at the suggestion of another goon and I heartily recommend it.
It defies narrative conventions and feels like a Burgess/Bulgakov/Murakami mash-up with post-soviet cynicism. It's a good book.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol trolling for putin only to get an iron heated rod inserted into the back of ones head

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
meanwhile, in the version of eric's twitter feed you have to pay to read

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

every time
literally every time i see a mass shooter
i DEMAND to be shot n yet here i am posting away

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/966071116447010821

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

piss rump is teal

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Oh man we got a whole hashtag going and they just ignored it. Crazy stuff.

The kids learned a valuable lesson, and hopefully next time they bring a mob, pitchforks and torches.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/966070099479277568

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

libertarian cop hating is absolutely the best part of youtube by a large margin

https://youtu.be/1pBougV1JK4

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress you

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Kilmers Elbow posted:

here, hold my tire iron.....



these kids don't REALLY want to live, they're just pretending they don't like getting shot for the attention

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

...republicans?

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Louisgod posted:

unrelated question.. emma watson is 18 now, right?

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TRUMP

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

gently caress you

have you no decency??

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


https://twitter.com/realthings2020/status/966077870941622272

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






lame and bad

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
credit where it's due: eric is currently making $2,500/mo on this grift

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/966076908784910337

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



What was Marco Rubio's NRA rating again?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

Oh man we got a whole hashtag going and they just ignored it. Crazy stuff.

The kids learned a valuable lesson, and hopefully next time they bring a mob, pitchforks and torches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Joementum posted:

meanwhile, in the version of eric's twitter feed you have to pay to read



ah. yes, i have my postss. but some of them, they're premium. only for premium people. please like and subscribe, you'll see

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

TotalHell posted:

most kids don’t even get psych as an elective option until like senior year

Everything you need to know about reverse psychology you can learn from princess bride

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





how fuckin full of yourself lmao

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Bearjew posted:

What was Marco Rubio's NRA rating again?

A

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bearjew posted:

What was Marco Rubio's NRA rating again?

L, but also I, D, D, L, and E

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