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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002




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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

2018 getting weird

https://twitter.com/3xchair/status/966071975625068544?s=20


Oh well

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




:hai:

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
that dude's lovely groveresque plywood wall is somehow appropriate

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/966122706419765248
real dark headline tho :stare:

quote:

Democrat wins state house race in Kentucky after a Republican’s scandal and suicide

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



quite a photo choice w this one


https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/966047304888168448

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Quotey posted:

who the gently caress made this? why? what in the sam heck

you don't know?

syrian babies are gassed to be liquidated into pepsi flavors

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

magiccarpet posted:

the draft is gonna be great

I'm gonna be so badass when I'm a soldier.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The only thing saving America is Republicans inability to stop raping children. :thunk:

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
im gonna go open a bed and breakfast at my lai

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ellieshechet/status/966076266087673857

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




grats to the goon that posted about voting in that

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

THREAD'S CLOGGED

that face when mac from its always sunny is your sovereign

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Lastgirl posted:

you don't know?

syrian babies are gassed to be liquidated into pepsi flavors

their anguish is what gives it that smooth flavor we crave

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's gonna be great when they try to do the draft but it turns out like half the children are too fat

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Steve husker knows exactly when they stopped adding dead baby flavors to pepsi

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Elephanthead posted:

The only thing saving America is Republicans inability to stop raping children. :thunk:

pizzagate is real

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna change my job title to Cyber-Digital Engineer to trigger tayne

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


gonna try and get out of the draft for the simultaneous invasions of iran and north korea and also were going back into iraq by saying that if drafted i will literally form a communist cabal with in the military with the intent of overthrowing the us government.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Toomey sucks rear end but if he can one non-lovely thing in his awful tenure in the senate than good on him.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



in actuality pepsi was originally called "brad's drink" (after inventor caleb bradham) and imo thats almost as funny as the rat poison thing

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Quotey posted:

who the gently caress made this? why? what in the sam heck

really, obama made it by refusing to deal with the syrian famine a decade ago

but before that, pepsico realized the the purest cola flavor was provided by adding gasified babies to its carbonation mix. they were found out, and issued a public ethics statement that was carefully crafted.

head on over to pepsi's website http://www.pepsico.com/sustainability/A-Z-Topics and search for 'responsible research' and you'll find

quote:

PepsiCo's research processes and those of our partners are confidential for competitive reasons. However, PepsiCo does not conduct or fund research – including research funded by PepsiCo but performed by third parties – that utilizes any human tissue or cell lines derived from embryos or fetuses.
but it was a red herring - with the unrest in syria, pepsico has been allying with the assad regime to get fresh children from the chaos of the civil war, rather than 'embryos or fetuses'

that picture is mr Co himself, there at the syrian gasification plant to receive fresh carbonation right from the source

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide



sorry MD

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tfw you're in the Cyber-Digital Defense Force

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/326288159816183808

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Guy Goodbody posted:

It's gonna be great when they try to do the draft but it turns out like half the children are too fat

70% of adults that would normally be draftable are too heavy right now, the kids are worse

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Agean90 posted:

gonna try and get out of the draft for the simultaneous invasions of iran and north korea

i mean they'll probably send you to one or the other

probably

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Look at this fool who doesn't understand nothing matters.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/306876994497413120

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



I'm trying to imagine being too lovely for cpac considering their lineup this year lmao

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

love too bitch about russia fake news and then tweet at a russian bot

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
There is always a loving tweet.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheRickyDavila/status/966118094681800705

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

tfw you're in the Cyber-Digital Defense Force



i love that eric included herman cain's facebook map in his twitter banner

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
donald trump big boobs

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/NassisOctavia/status/965389178241536000

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

kaleedity posted:

70% of adults that would normally be draftable are too heavy right now, the kids are worse

which is fucke dup because fat people can be really tough in combat situatuions

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Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
drat.

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