TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

these are like my favorite things out of any crossovers

i want ben carson highfiving stargate anubis and poo poo

"friend anubis"

"fren ben" not spoken, but felt

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:11

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

gently caress you marco rubio

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:11

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

bad news guys turns out I�m a Crysis actor

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:11

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

FirstAidKite posted:

Is the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
tape real yet

this is the best neilc piss song but no ones put it on youtube

http://www.neilcic.com/Prince.mp3

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:12

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GobiasIndustries posted:

Trump
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/966122706419765248
real dark headline tho

how is that dark

it looks like progress to me

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

*is a russian bot maker*

No, no, I need models, MODELS saying they like Trump. DO NOT QUESTION MY ARTISTRY *flings a poor bot assistant out a window*

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:12

CPA Hell: Apr 15, 2007; I like to press the number six!

shovelbum posted:

How is this a thing, are there super cool young ppl scams we're all falling for?

using �free� google products so they can collect data that will eventually be used to their advantage and the disadvantage of everyone else on the planet.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:13

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

*is a russian bot maker*

No, no, I need models, MODELS saying they like Trump. DO NOT QUESTION MY ARTISTRY *flings a poor bot assistant out a window*

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/966078812873216001

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

gently caress you marco rubio

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:13

Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

LinYutang posted:

DOT

ZONE

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

*strangles his assistant*

YOU WILL CALL THE CHILD A MURDERER DO NOT QUESTION ME

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/966159159640182789

that�s mcmegan mcardle�s story except it was the nader campaign lmao

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/966078812873216001

@jack sees nothing wrong with this?

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:15

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

cranking my hogg

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:15

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Schnorkles posted:

*is a russian bot maker*

No, no, I need models, MODELS saying they like Trump. DO NOT QUESTION MY ARTISTRY *flings a poor bot assistant out a window*

RESEARCH QUESTIONS! About...I dunno Russian history and how dumb Hitler was! But she has her boobs out! Make it happen!!!

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/966078812873216001

the death threats this kid must be getting for surviving a shooting have 2 be pretty staggering after being shot at randomly

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

TMMadman posted:

Now make one that spells out PISS TAPE IS REAL

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Fluoride Jones posted:

DOT

ZONE

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

"markets are a land of contrasts" me, when asked about why my website promoted conspiracy theories about dead kids

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

well, not randomly. right wing terrorism

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

@jack sees nothing wrong with this?

search your heart lastgirl

also note that twitter actually posted a profit last quarter

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:17

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/966078812873216001

america is trash

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:17

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Quotey posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/965813288222248961

yes

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:17

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Recite your baseline

And yellow-gold fountain began to gush... A system of pipes taped within piss taped within piss taped to one stem... And dreadfully potent against the sheets, a tall white escort played.

Piss in the kidney. Piss.
Piss

Have you ever been to the lavatory? Piss.
Piss.

Do they keep you in a piss bed? Piss.
Piss.

Where does the piss come from? Piss.
Piss.

When you're not a piss pig, do they keep you under lock and key? Piss.
Piss.

Tape.
Tape.

What is it like to feel the spray of someone you love? Tape.
Tape.

Did they teach you how to dock, member to member? Tape.
Tape.

Do you long for a piss bath? Tape.
Tape.

Do you dream about the piss tape? Tape.
Tape.

What's it like to hold a piss up in your arms? Tape.
Tape.

Do you feel empty when your bladder is empty? Tape.
Tape.

Within tapes is piss. Piss tape is real.
Piss tape is real.

I want you do say that three times: piss tape is real.
Piss tape is real. Piss tape is real. Piss tape is real.

We're done. Dotard Don, you can advance to the suite.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:17

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

trump

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:17

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

LinYutang posted:

pissta.pe is available you fool

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:18

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

DryGoods posted:

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:18

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:19

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

This is the greatest "FBI kid did 2/14" take

https://twitter.com/TruthinGov2016/status/965805948081188864

Like, it may make a decent movie. But the kids' lie would explicitly unravel by the climax, because they're still high schoolers, however impressive they may be.

No way theyd be able to keep it quiet had they actually used FBI mind control devices to convince a MAGA autist to shoot up the school, which is reason #48 that it didn't happen

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

im actually kind of okay with this joementum

though trump is a mentally deranged manchild

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:19

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

VectorSigma posted:

I made that joke first ...

but mine wasn't as good tbh

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:20

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Dairy Days posted:

pissta.pe is available you fool

Only 80 dollars

Tempted

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

what is the cost of pisst.ape

or perhaps piss.tape

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:22

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Oiled and Ready posted:

This is the greatest "FBI kid did 2/14" take

https://twitter.com/TruthinGov2016/status/965805948081188864

Like, it may make a decent movie. But the kids' lie would explicitly unravel by the climax, because they're still high schoolers, however impressive they may be.

No way theyd be able to keep it quiet had they actually used FBI mind control devices to convince a MAGA autist to shoot up the school, which is reason #48 that it didn't happen

the tragic thing is we will never know why he did it

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:22

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

im actually kind of okay with this joementum

though trump is a mentally deranged manchild

it owns. let trump spent all day giving tours to his rich friends and bragging about how he uses his office more than Obama did, despite that being an obvious lie.

every second he spends in office doing this dumb poo poo is one less that he can spend loving stuff up. plus it�s hilarious.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:22

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

TMMadman posted:

Now make one that spells out PISS TAPE IS REAL

https://i.imgur.com/c0CDDeM.gifv

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

it owns. let trump spent all day giving tours to his rich friends and bragging about how he uses his office more than Obama did, despite that being an obvious lie.

every second he spends in office doing this dumb poo poo is one less that he can spend loving stuff up. plus it�s hilarious.

this is pretty much my feeling with golf

I'd wish he'd take weeks off tbh

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:24

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/966151140294344704

Stoneman Douglas more like Stonewall Douglas

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:24

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:03

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

it owns how hard Obama hosed Trump up that he will spend the rest of his septuagenarian days obsessing about him

his final thoughts on his deathbed will be that Obama is going to stay alive and its unfair

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:24

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