Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Is there a link to a clip of it? That appears to have been a live stream...which is over now.

It's in the videos page

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/230802403

# ? Feb 20, 2018 13:06

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Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

IMPORTANT

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/965917551694761985

# ? Feb 20, 2018 13:18

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

auto tune kitty best kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

# ? Feb 20, 2018 13:41

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Friend of mine got a new pupper yesterday. She's taking suggestions for names. Pupper is a girl.

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Ratoslov: Feb 15, 2012; Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

She looks like a Mocha.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 14:31

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Ratoslov posted:

She looks like a Mocha.

Misread this as Mothra, now voting for Mothra. She looks like a good girl who would team up with Godzilla to save the world.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 14:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Mothra.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:43

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

I think she looks like a Polly.

Polly the Playful Puppy :3:

# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:56

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Muffin or Cronut

Now I'm hungry

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:01

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Samba

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:12

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Goobsy

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:17

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Just call her Smol Pupper. Screw names.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:25

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Soot Sprite

Burnt Toast

Fluffy Crust

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:33

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Snox Boops

# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:35

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/PupsPorn/status/965980621305712641

# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:10

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

GYGRAX, DESTROYER OF CHEW TOYS

# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:19

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

You have to let the pup show some personality and then name them accordingly.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:23

Alder: Sep 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/catsu/status/961659691590934533

# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:48

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

JEEVES420 posted:

You have to let the pup show some personality and then name them accordingly.

Not necessarily. Are you familiar with the Sapir-Woof hypothesis?

# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:54

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

https://i.imgur.com/zvEdh42.mp4

# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:53

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Mongolian Queef posted:

Addendum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

That bird is perfectly named.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 19:24

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Kennel posted:

Snox Boops

Voting this for the poocheroo name.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 19:40

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

African crested porcupine nibbles on yellow squash

https://i.imgur.com/TEXkW3l.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BpPc6rx.mp4

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# ? Feb 20, 2018 19:57

Admiral Funk: Oct 1, 2012; Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."

Name her Mika.
Name her Ruru.
Name her Button(s).
Name her Lonnie.
Name her Leona.
Name her Gallagher 3.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 21:34

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

From the funny pics thread but I thought it belonged here too

https://i.imgur.com/LFi6W5m.mp4

# ? Feb 20, 2018 22:31

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Garrand posted:

From the funny pics thread but I thought it belonged here too

https://i.imgur.com/LFi6W5m.mp4

No, that belongs in the bad-rear end thread. drat.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:19

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

You post it there, then see if somebody there knows of a thread it also belongs in. We'll create a daisy chain of magician girls through every thread in the forum.

# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:22

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Garrand posted:

You post it there, then see if somebody there knows of a thread it also belongs in. We'll create a daisy chain of magician girls through every thread in the forum.

And turn the bowl over to reveal there was never any mp4 and the magic was inside the goons all along.

https://i.imgur.com/ld1IJvi.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2018 00:18

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Mu Zeta posted:

auto tune kitty best kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

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# ? Feb 21, 2018 00:25

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Sir Tonk posted:

1) Steal popular content 2) Post poo poo to take over peoples computers 3) Profit.

https://i.imgur.com/evvuTXf.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/pnlWYii.mp4

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

https://chickenkeeping.tumblr.com/post/171093749577/secret

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pnlWYii.mp4

Yup, that's about normal for seagulls down in St. Kilda.

_{At least I think that's St. Kilda, at a guess from the cops and tram tracks.}

# ? Feb 21, 2018 03:32

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

-Zydeco- posted:

I just got screwed out of a couple hundred dollars and had an 80 year old typewriter destroyed by someone who was too stupid to use padding when shipping and who refuses to send me a copy of the postal receipt to even file an insurance claim with.

I'd like to request strangers being kind to strangers for no reason.

I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzqfsgftBo

Sounds like something to take them to court over if they're going to refuse to do that and/or refund you

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:18

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

Mama Mia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiM5KDuHrR4

# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:33

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

-Zydeco- posted:

I'd like to request strangers being kind to strangers for no reason.

Every holiday season, Cards Against Humanity does a promotion where they do somethting funny with the proceeds. In 2015 one of the things they did was to buy up 100% of the manufacturing capacity of the factory where they have their cards made, and ordered them to do nothing, giving everyone who worked there a week long paid vacation. Here are some letters about what they did on their week off. They�re very sweet.

https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/china/

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

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# ? Feb 21, 2018 06:13

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

-Zydeco- posted:

It's off Ebay from another state and they're fighting the return. The wording on the return policy is vague enough that my initial claim was rejected, but I may still get it on appeal. The receipt business is just them being petty after I got mad at them over email when they blamed me for the damage and lied about packing it correctly (it has a special case it locks into one particular way and it was just floating around unsecured because they had it in literally upside down). I'll see if the post office will honor the email conformations of shipping as a receipt tomorrow.

If I don't get the appeal then it'll suck that I'm out the money, but there are enough good components in the machine that I if I can find another non-working model with the right issues then I can part this one out for spares and get at least another machine back up and running. If not that then I'll donate it to one of the few typewriter repairs shops still around so they can have the spare parts to fix other people's machines with.

The money stings, but it really sucks that there is now one less functioning machine out there and they quite literally do not make a modern manual typewriter worth buying for quality. It's a niche thing, and kind low on the list of bad things that happen on the daily, but it's a step closer to me not being able to do one of the things I enjoy and a stupid waste.

E: Harumph.

Anyway, here are some pokemon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NduZGe_Ekr0

I just think its great that you're able to post from the 1960s.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 06:44

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/io8pazi.mp4

help fluffball attack

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