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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i like that the president trump is still bullying an elf

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Also, only 5k likes so far? Gonna be interesting to see how low these are after Twitter took down all the bots

:smugdon:

I would love to see a graph of trump tweet likes over time, with a massive dip after the #twitterlockup

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

ALRIGHT! I AM NOW BRINGING JEFF SESSION INTO THE OVAL OFFICE, WHERE IM GOING TO MAKE HIM STAND NEXT TO A RULER AND FORCE HIM TO SAY HE’S 5’2. WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM HUMILIATE HIMSELF EVERYDAY BEFORE WE ALLOW HIM TO BE RACIST.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FizFashizzle posted:

No no, it’s just a session to ask Jeff.

Any Jeff will do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQZmFgfchwM

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

TotalHell posted:

make all schools private online-only schools then kids can only shoot up their parents at worst bing bong so simple

lol they have charters that are basically depressing rooms full of kids going through selfpaced computer crap, it's horrifying

i met a teacher from one once, dull-eyed creature who reeked of cigs

she had looked a lot better on tinder lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

i like that the president trump is still bullying an elf

he is how u say... good!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education

I'm ACORN leading to Shared Prosperity and Illegal Immigration (?????)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education

im acorn -> illegal immigration

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



mormonpartyboat posted:

~society is hosed~

intern all MAGAs into mental hospitals, we cant take any chances

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lawman 0 posted:

Honestly this might rouse him

lol

jesus

how many times does he have to lie to you and fail you before you get that obama never cared

he was in it for the payout, and he's got that now

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

shovelbum posted:

lol they have charters that are basically depressing rooms full of kids going through selfpaced computer crap, it's horrifying

i met a teacher from one once, dull-eyed creature who reeked of cigs

she had looked a lot better on tinder lol

Stop using tinder op

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Can someone introduce me to Jeff Session

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Good soup! posted:

I'm ACORN leading to Shared Prosperity and Illegal Immigration (?????)

gently caress u

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

mormonpartyboat posted:

~society is hosed~

this white kid with poo poo tons of money fell out of society's eyes and just snapped, we really gotta think about who's at fault here

now watch this incarceration rate for nonviolent drug offenses by minorities

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education
I'm Herbert Marcuse :smugdog:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

Jefferso Beauregar Session II

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


jeff session

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I'm a big strong independent conservative and I don't need no twitter

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
trump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Kitfox88 posted:

this white kid with poo poo tons of money fell out of society's eyes and just snapped, we really gotta think about who's at fault here

now watch this incarceration rate for nonviolent drug offenses by minorities

toxic masculinity is bad op

as is the way police coddle white people and just murder black people

ed: as is our collective lust for vengeance disguised as justice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


barry brought decorum to a dotard fight lmfao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




mormonpartyboat posted:

The question is: do we kill him?”

Ahhh, a healthy, stable country.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education
I'm (Runs)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

all mathematics classes will be replaced with an online course consisting of convoluted explanations of the dumb loving redstone system from minecraft

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/966313500703412224

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



"One of the greatest Americans of the cetury"

https://twitter.com/VP/status/966312982090272769

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


te trump thread

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
jeff

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
session

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




welp heres my chart laying out the influence of communism on america

oh yeah i should stick the ussr on there somewhere, guess i can just wedge it in on the side

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Lawman 0 posted:

Stop using tinder op

don’t listen to lawman 0, he’s never been laid .

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Good soup! posted:

all mathematics classes will be replaced with an online course consisting of convoluted explanations of the dumb loving redstone system from minecraft

Khan Academy for everyone :3:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41Avghjj3Q

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Jim Matti'

Rek Tillerson

Wilbur Rós

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jeff Session is swallowing a lot of pride to be able to continue to do his dream job of imprisoning minorities and low level drug offenders.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
tinder owns

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Squizzle posted:



tag yrself, im 10 commandments out ➡️ dsa ➡️ education

I'm N.O.W -> Abortion -> Government

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Wow!

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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
i wish trump had a way to ask jeff session he question

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