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LET ME ASK YOU THIS: Could a dog be a spy? I say maybe.
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Big Beef City posted:LET ME ASK YOU THIS: Yes. Cats? Too high of a risk of producing double agents, so no to feline Spooks.
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Feb 21, 2018 15:54
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Calm Waters posted:how's that anesthesia come down doin bud
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Feb 21, 2018 16:06
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:I heard women hijack your sperm, so I guess don't hide your secrets there. That's only in Grand Theft Auto (a video game by Rick Start games)
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Feb 21, 2018 16:07
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The question is, can women not be spies? They're spying on my friends, on my wallet, on my job, on my COCK, I mean, all they do is loving spy, everything is open to their prying eyes, there are no secrets anymore, it's just WOMEN and SPYING and "Why did you go out to lunch every day last week, that's expensive" and "You should get gas at the grocery store instead of Shell, it's less expensive" like I'm out buying loving 93 octane and doing doughnuts in the parking lot for half an hour, or maybe I'm just out banging some other woman but even thought I'm not she just won't let it go and she's all "How's Alicia, didn't you say she was getting divorced" because yeah I'm just going to go LAY PIPE AS SOON AS ALICIA IS SINGLE AND WHY THE gently caress DOES SHE CARE ABOUT THE ROBOCALLS I GET AT DINNER TIME GODDAMMIT JUST LEA
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Feb 21, 2018 16:08
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No because spies like us
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Feb 21, 2018 16:09
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a mysterious cloak posted:The question is, can women not be spies? They're spying on my friends, on my wallet, on my job, on my COCK, I mean, all they do is loving spy, everything is open to their prying eyes, there are no secrets anymore, it's just WOMEN and SPYING and "Why did you go out to lunch every day last week, that's expensive" and "You should get gas at the grocery store instead of Shell, it's less expensive" like I'm out buying loving 93 octane and doing doughnuts in the parking lot for half an hour, or maybe I'm just out banging some other woman but even thought I'm not she just won't let it go and she's all "How's Alicia, didn't you say she was getting divorced" because yeah I'm just going to go LAY PIPE AS SOON AS ALICIA IS SINGLE AND WHY THE gently caress DOES SHE CARE ABOUT THE ROBOCALLS I GET AT DINNER TIME GODDAMMIT JUST LEA My car only accepts 93 octane as well, I drive a race car
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Feb 21, 2018 16:10
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remember in mr and mrs smith when they are talking about their "number". women can definitely be spies, they just have to give up the goods if you know what i mean 
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Feb 21, 2018 16:15
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free hubcaps posted:I remember hearing that the gestapo caught a number of soviet spies by paying attention to their vocabulary, at least one was caught when she used the word ‘concrete’ (as an adjective) more than once in an interview Shibboleths are a useful tool. An effective lady spy would probably just have to be extremely plain-looking, a smoking-hot spy would attract too much attention and be remembered. Maybe you have a team where the smoking-hot spy is a diversion?
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Feb 21, 2018 16:17
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If spy training includes reading I Spy books as well as playing I Spy computer games for the PC, I might be a spy
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Feb 21, 2018 17:58
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Lowtax posted:That's not a woman that is a person fumigating a home for millipedes trust me I know this from experience Millipedes are funny little critters. It's the centipedes you gotta watch out for.
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Feb 21, 2018 18:06
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Feb 21, 2018 18:09
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All women are spies .
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Feb 21, 2018 18:19
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In spy lingo this place is known as "the house of love". You know the phrase "a spy in the house of love"? Now you understand it on a whole new level. you're welcome
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Feb 21, 2018 18:23
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Truly, the enemy within
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Feb 21, 2018 18:25
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They put mascara on the eye holes in their newspapers and it really gives them away. So no.
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Feb 21, 2018 18:57
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Icochet posted:They put mascara on the eye holes in their newspapers and it really gives them away. So no. One time my friend gave me a kaleidoscope and told me to look through it and I did and then later kids were laughing at me because it had black ink around the rim and I looked like the proverbial fool and long story short I still harbor an intense hatred for this individual
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Feb 21, 2018 19:09
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Lowtax posted:One time my friend gave me a kaleidoscope and told me to look through it and I did and then later kids were laughing at me because it had black ink around the rim and I looked like the proverbial fool and long story short I still harbor an intense hatred for this individual This very prank sparked off a civil war in my country resulting in 39 000 casualties.
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Feb 21, 2018 19:19
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You know what?! I don't flipping KNOW, ok?! Christ! Every goddamn day with you it's can woman be spies this or how many doors does this car have that! Well what about my questions?! What about that time I knew I put 6 shirts in the dryer and when I went to fold them there were only 5???
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Feb 21, 2018 19:30
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I would think big titties would get in the way of a proper shooting stance
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Feb 21, 2018 19:42
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I would think big titties would get in the way of a proper shooting stance You virgin goons don’t even know how women work... they could fire from their nipples, idiot
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Feb 21, 2018 19:47
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Nah because if they have to hide in the ocean, like underwater, they could get their period and sharks could eat them. Also boobs are buoyant and make them float so all somebody has to do is look for a couple of boobs breaching the water. So no women don’t make very good spies. 
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Feb 21, 2018 19:47
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Feb 21, 2018 20:05
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah because if they have to hide in the ocean, like underwater, they could get their period and sharks could eat them. Also boobs are buoyant and make them float so all somebody has to do is look for a couple of boobs breaching the water. So no women don’t make very good spies. Why would you have to hide in the ocean, water is invisible so you'd be found within seconds anyway
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Feb 21, 2018 20:20
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The white spy from Mad Magazine was post-op so I'd say she counts unless you're a loving bigot
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Feb 21, 2018 20:29
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I don't know if they can be spies, but they sure can be SPICY! Yowza!!
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Feb 21, 2018 20:36
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Mariana Horchata posted:also Hope Hicks (MI6) lol imagine steaming ol trompsters balls for The Queen  Lowtax posted:What if it's a creature composed entirely of boobs, like a rat king but with tits? this was devolped thousands of years ago, but don't look unless you're willing to examine ~eavil breast magicks~ 
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Feb 21, 2018 20:43
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Lowtax, Serious question: why did you post this?
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Feb 21, 2018 20:45
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SniperWoreConverse posted:lol imagine steaming ol trompsters balls for The Queen drat, some barnacle titties
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Feb 21, 2018 20:49
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this was devolped thousands of years ago, but don't look unless you're willing to examine ~eavil breast magicks~ Those aren't breasts, those are severed testicles
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Feb 21, 2018 20:49
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Lowtax, Serious answer: why does it matter to you
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Feb 21, 2018 20:52
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Lowtax posted:Serious answer: why does it matter to you WHAT ARE YOU HIDING 
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Feb 21, 2018 20:53
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Cubone posted:WHAT ARE YOU HIDING KEEP MY GBS CLEAN OF FEMALE SPY THREADS
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Feb 21, 2018 20:57
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SniperWoreConverse posted:lol imagine steaming ol trompsters balls for The Queen waw
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Feb 21, 2018 21:01
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This is true
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Feb 21, 2018 21:01
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Lowtax posted:Serious answer: why does it matter to you I was confused as to whether the op was meant to be funny on its own or if there was some context or story it related to that would make it funny that I might have missed.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:05
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Cubone posted:WHAT ARE YOU HIDING This thread is a distraction. The female spy is already behind you, ready to put a bullet into the back of your head and greatly improve your posting.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:05
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I was confused as to whether the op was meant to be funny on its own or if there was some context or story it related to that would make it funny that I might have missed. Well you see when a man loves a woman,
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Feb 21, 2018 21:14
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Lowtax posted:Well you see when a man loves a woman, I always thought that song was by Michael Bolton but it’s not it’s by Percy Sledge!
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Feb 21, 2018 21:17
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I was confused as to whether the op was meant to be funny on its own or if there was some context or story it related to that would make it funny that I might have missed. Dude's just asking a question. I thought that's what we did in GBS. 
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