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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

revenge is a dish best served in a cool way

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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


You know many of these students are no longer virgins and some have tried drugs, right?

They're no angels.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
think trump will cut off one of the survivors mid-sentence and be like "no. no. actually, have you seen this electoral college map?"

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Ben Nerevarine posted:



THE GUN

THE GUN IS GOOD

Zardoz is never not good imo

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



zeal posted:

pretty sure that was a Decker operation



That hairline tho

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



https://twitter.com/thistallawkgirl/status/966098318953771008

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AntonioArellano/status/966352163143405568

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

like no wonder why she lost and keeps getting outsassed because she's beep boop trying to calculate instead of being snappy

fkn nerd

[gps voice] everyone thinks your cofeve remark is trite and dumb and is making fun of you for it RECALCULATING ROUTE

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/OhPoorPup/status/966402946631057408

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Twitter is still bad but they deserve at least some credit for getting those kids verified ASAP once the bullshit started flowing

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Tough but fair

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Elephanthead posted:

Can US Teens out twitter the Russian bots?

no one can troll like a teen that gives zero fucks and has an axe to grind

literally no one

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

millenial outreach~



jesus christ

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Out of school? Sounds pretty drat good to me

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

man i wish i got a week off when i did a walkout in high school

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao these kids dont give a gently caress and it owns, probably posted earlier but gently caress it
https://twitter.com/sarahchad_/status/965703086764380160

lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

"please understand that we are here for an education"

oh word?

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

That DICK! posted:

revenge is a dish best served in a cool way

mmm cool whip

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




they'll be safer at home anyway

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

@jack has been retweeting a lot of their stuff.

lol he can get'mself to gently caress the poo poo faced bastard

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

oh no, 3 day suspensions

a fate worse than death

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

wow

authority telling teens to behave themselves or it will go on their permanent record

:allears:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:thermidor: immediately

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao that superintendent just owned himself so bad

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I wonder how long that's gonna work

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lmbo

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

WE'RE SENSITIVE, WE'RE SENSITIVE

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!
can students sue that school district

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/965988859669614592
https://twitter.com/cameron_kasky/status/966138814258401280

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"We will suspend every student who leaves the sc-"

*checks earbud*

*gets report they've all left*

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

I have a pain in my jaw that the internet concluded was psychosomatic

that poster needs therapy

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
You'd think someone who works in the school system would understand that issuing a letter like that all but guarantees that there will be walkouts, kids will do it just tell this guy to gently caress off.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Rocks posted:

i get extremely hard watching Mueller assfuck Manafort with new charges and plea deals with his assistants/lawyers/coworkers basically everyday

mueller's got a dirty deal for manafort and their sweaty back and forth leads to a turgid file full of deep secrets spilling all over their faces. will manafort take the hard ask, will mueller fit in another juicy plea? find out tonight on CSPAM After Dark

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Grey Fox posted:

Twitter is still bad but they deserve at least some credit for getting those kids verified ASAP once the bullshit started flowing

you only get access to the tools that help you stop people sending death threats to you if you're verified i believe

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

more like subparintendent

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Consummate Professional posted:

I wonder how long that's gonna work

First, for three days

Then, another three days

And so on until someone, probably the ISD because funding is related to students, blinks

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Basebf555 posted:

You'd think someone who works in the school system would understand that issuing a letter like that all but guarantees that there will be walkouts, kids will do it just tell this guy to gently caress off.

also 3 day vacation at home JUST for walking out? gently caress ya plus they don't have to worry about coming to a place where they're going to be shot up~

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


The Celeste soundtrack was top notch

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

That school district is just outside of Houston so not really shocking.

edit: houston is pretty good, suburbs, not so good

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

some 1 do the needville

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