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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Literal Hamster posted:

just found out that my Dad is a firm Doug Ford supporter

he's also a dedicated Trump supporter, so there could possibly maybe be some form of connection between these things

Kill your father, IMHO.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Brandon Proust posted:

not being the tories

i have unfortunate news

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
well yeah basically every canlit book ever is "canadian has personal crisis, encounters nature in an unconventional way, returns to civilization rejuvenated" so its only natural that we have a bestselling award-winning book where a woman fucks a bear

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
this Patrick brown thing is just another symptom of how crazy the mania for the housing market has gotten. literally no one (especially the press) is questioning that some creepy pedophile managed to get a mortgage that consumes his entire take home pay on a recreational property.

EvidenceBasedQuack
Aug 15, 2015

A rock has no detectable opinion about gravity
You make a good point

How can people afford these ridiculous houses and eat :stare:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

vyelkin posted:

well yeah basically every canlit book ever is "canadian has personal crisis, encounters nature in an unconventional way, returns to civilization rejuvenated" so its only natural that we have a bestselling award-winning book where a woman fucks a bear

bear is canlit generator's final form

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
have you guys considered that a foreign ownership tax is actually racist

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




DariusLikewise posted:

have you guys considered that a foreign ownership tax is actually racist

yeah it's cool

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

DariusLikewise posted:

have you guys considered that a foreign ownership tax is actually racist

"Head Tax!" I scream as my property values skyrocket into the stratosphere

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
cigarette taxes are racist

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Dreylad posted:

bear is canlit generator's final form

it's one of the genuine deep differences between US and Canadian settler culture. the Americans tame the frontier. Canadians gently caress it.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

namaste friends posted:

cigarette taxes are racist

Only on menthols.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

"Head Tax!" I scream as my property values skyrocket into the stratosphere

You have to be in Canada to benefit from Charter protection, don't you? Is that how we justified fighting against women's rights in Africa?

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
https://twitter.com/LindsayTedds/status/966082577374224385

looks like we're getting full communism

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
first its minimum income next it's gulags, slippery slope


namaste friends posted:

cigarette taxes are racist

Alcohol taxes are the most racist of all

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
http://www.vancourier.com/opinion/letter-a-fence-in-burrard-inlet-1.23179313

quote:

On the weekend of Feb. 10, my husband and I went for our first paddle of the year and, within minutes of launching from Barnet Marine Park in Burnaby, we were confronted by the expansive fence recently erected around the Kinder Morgan terminal.

We were aware of the existence of the fence but, as we approached, we were somewhat alarmed by the extent of the fencing. The fence forced us out into the inlet and then stretched as far as the eye could see.

This was no ordinary fence as it was topped with coils of vicious-looking razor-wire — the same type of razor-wire used in prisons. We stopped for a moment, trying to grasp the reality of what was happening to the public waterway that we had enjoyed paddling through countless times.

Within seconds, a small vessel approached us from the inside of the fence. No words were exchanged, it just sat there, its occupants watching us. We moved along and it followed alongside us. We stopped, the vessel stopped. As we continued along the length of the fence, a man emerged from the vessel and, with a zoom lens, started photographing us.

We continued toward our destination as we had planned on stopping and picnicking further down the inlet. The vessel continued to shadow us and we were told repeatedly through the use of a megaphone to “move away from the fence.” We were travelling at least 15 to 20 feet away from the fence and didn’t want to move further out with larger vessel traffic in the inlet.

We grew increasingly uncomfortable with the continual harassment and ultimately turned back. We are deeply distressed by what we experienced. We were two kayakers in our 60s out to enjoy a relaxing paddle in public waters but were followed, photographed and repeatedly yelled at with a megaphone.

If this is how local residents are treated by Kinder Morgan now, how can we expect to be treated when a spill or explosion at the tank farm occurs?


awesome

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Hi CI, also gently caress kinder morgan and any fuckwad that supports this pipeline or them

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

You have to be in Canada to benefit from Charter protection, don't you? Is that how we justified fighting against women's rights in Africa?

The justification for defunding women's' health orgs sounds familiar, IDK how the charter applies to non-citizens though

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

The justification for defunding women's' health orgs sounds familiar, IDK how the charter applies to non-citizens though

It applies to them just fine if they're physically in Canada. If a UFO landed in Burnaby and aliens started pouring out of it, they'd be included in the definition of "everyone".

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
I'm pretty sure everything landing at YVR is identified

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe

CLAM DOWN posted:

Hi CI, also gently caress kinder morgan and any fuckwad that supports this pipeline or them

sup

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
"first paddle of the year." why do "paddlers" sounds as nuts as horse people.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Dreylad posted:

"first paddle of the year." why do "paddlers" sounds as nuts as horse people.

loving a bear on land is hard enough, try it in a kayak.

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe


who can guess what he says here

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

namaste friends posted:



who can guess what he says here

"Here begins thirteen minutes of your life that would've been better-spent drinking household cleaning products"?

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
You guys heard that Hootsuite is looking at an ICO right?

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
jm20 tell me you're on top of this

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

namaste friends posted:



who can guess what he says here

Is he being interviewed by Aria Giovanni

Also I’m glad we have 3 threads for CI now

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

namaste friends posted:

jm20 tell me you're on top of this

WHAAT :vince:

e: CI you should look into square, they are a fintech that ropes small business into their ecosystem and offers them payday loans that can only be paid off from fees using their payment processing system. I know you're on board with this ethically

Risky Bisquick has issued a correction as of 20:19 on Feb 21, 2018

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
i can totally see postmedia hiring aria

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/hootsuite-media-hires-new-cfo-amid-ipo-chatter/article37762998/

quote:

Vancouver technology firm Hootsuite Media Inc. has hired a new chief financial officer, replacing the man who was expected to lead the company to an IPO.

The 10-year-old software company shuffled its top executive ranks in mid-January, quietly hiring Greg Twinney as CFO. The company put a press release, dated Jan. 16, about the news on its website but did not distribute it widely.

Mr. Twinney, previously a senior executive at Toronto-area tech firm Real Matters Inc., replaces Sujeet Kini. Mr. Kini was hired in October, 2015, from Open Text Corp., one of the moves Hootsuite made as it readied for a public offering.

Over the past decade, Hootsuite gained a reputation as an upstart technology darling, as it established itself as a leader in social-media management software. It was expected to follow Shopify Inc. into the public market, after the Ottawa e-commerce platform's strong initial public offering in 2015. But an IPO has not yet happened.

In an interview on Friday, Hootsuite chief executive Ryan Holmes outlined a variety of options for the company today. Future possibilities include an IPO, an acquisition by a private-equity group, or an initial coin offering, which he called a "very hot trend right now."

Initial coin offerings (ICOs) are an emerging form of fundraising, in some cases similar to crowdfunding, in which companies sell digital "coins" or "tokens" to finance a new venture.

"We are not in a rush," said Mr. Holmes, calling the company's backers, which include OMERS Ventures and several U.S. firms, "patient capital."

Mr. Holmes added: "The business is in a good position. We see so much opportunity. Right now, we're focused on building the business and we don't have needs for capital."

Hootsuite had a record year in 2017, Mr. Holmes said in the announcement of Mr. Twinney's hiring. And in an interview with The Globe and Mail, he said he always assesses his executive team and felt Mr. Twinney's operational experience would bolster Hootsuite for future growth.

While Mr. Kini's background was specifically in accounting, Mr. Twinney held a general executive vice-president position for four years at Real Matters, a real estate data firm based in Markham, Ont. He was part of the team that led the company's IPO last spring.

Before Real Matters, Mr. Twinney spent four years as chief operating officer and CFO at Kobo Inc., the successful e-book company. From mid-2005 through the end of 2009, Mr. Twinney was CFO at Opalis Software Inc., which was bought by Microsoft Corp.

"I'm excited by the opportunity to use my experience to help take Hootsuite to the next level," Mr. Twinney said on Friday.

The landscape of Canadian technology – amid a massive bull market in the United States led by tech giants such as Amazon.com Inc. and Apple Inc.– is mixed. There has been a dearth of tech IPOs, but the private market has seen a spike in venture capital financing.

In the first half of 2017, $1.6-billion in venture money was invested in about 260 deals. This was on pace with a total of $3.2-billion in venture investments in 2016, the best year since the dot-com boom.

In the private market, Hootsuite is one of several firms that had been expected to go public but have not, including Vancouver's Vision Critical Communications Inc. and Mississauga's PointClickCare Technologies Inc.

In June, 2015, Mr. Holmes told The Globe Shopify's hugely successful initial public offering "has uncovered a massive appetite for this type of offering not just globally but within Canada … [and] I want to get the company in a fantastic position to put out an offering." He said hiring a CFO, which the company did in October, 2015, when it named Mr. Kini, was a "precursor" to an IPO.

At the time, Mr. Holmes also said reaching break-even cash flow was another pre-IPO goalpost, one the company met in mid-2016.

Hootsuite was a pioneer in social media, climbing behind the meteoric rise of Facebook Inc. and others such as Twitter Inc. In early 2012, OMERS Ventures led a financing round of $20-million. It propelled the company. A $165-million round followed in mid-2013, one of the largest ever in Canada, led by New York-based Insight Venture Partners. Accel Partners, the Silicon Valley heavyweight, then led a $60-million round in fall 2014, bringing it to about $250-million in total.

Hootsuite's software is used by more than 800 firms in the Fortune 1000, according to the company. Mr. Holmes described social media as a nexus of everything from advertising to customer service, especially for people in their 20s and 30s, a key demographic for many firms.

Last year, the question of Hootsuite's valuation emerged. There had been the perception that the company was worth at least $1-billion, a so-called startup unicorn. The figure had never been confirmed and Bloomberg, citing unnamed sources, published a story saying the company was valued at about $750-million. Mr. Holmes at the time disputed the story and said Hootsuite was worth more than $1-billion. On Friday, Mr. Holmes parried questions on financial figures.

"We're being pretty tight-lipped," he said. He also cited the trend among private companies to stay out of the public markets for longer than in the past.

vancouver TECH is VERY HOT rn u guys

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe

Risky Bisquick posted:

WHAAT :vince:

e: CI you should look into square, they are a fintech that ropes small business into their ecosystem and offers them payday loans that can only be paid off from fees using their payment processing system. I know you're on board with this ethically

you don't mean https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square,_Inc. do you

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

yesss https://squareup.com/capital such a predatory thing to do, love it

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
14% interest what the gently caress

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
lmao 30-35% total APR, 15% of daily transactions. It takes forever to pay off, you're locked in, and getting bent over backwards with interest and the customers love it :fap:
https://fitsmallbusiness.com/square-capital-loans-and-alternatives/

Patrick Brown , WYNNE YEAAAAH

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
what the gently caress are you doing running a 'small business' if you can't even get a loan or save up $10k

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
i mean poo poo, TD bank just gave a pedophile a $1.72 million dollar mortgage, who earns an annual income of $181k/year

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
Need funding to open that etsy hand made soap store, do you not know how small business works???!?!?!

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Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

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