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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
he made them raise their hands for if they like/hate the idea

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Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Pro-Israel dumbshit humping Israel again.

Single point of ingress!!!!!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
those opposed to arming teachers outnumbered the chuds who wanted it

Trump: well both sides

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this loving moron is going to get so many innocent kids killed

both abroad and at home! hoorah!

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

you aren't allowed to bring guns onto a plane

it's almost as if the possession of guns is... controlled, in a way...

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Consummate Professional posted:

wait did he say airline pilots are armed????? I don't think that's close to true

he probably means air marshals but his brain is smooth and full of holes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Consummate Professional posted:

wait did he say airline pilots are armed????? I don't think that's close to true

probably there are very few double amputee commercial pilots

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
last year :yooge: the previous administratUN was too STUPID to come up with anything and to LAZY to do it!

this year :yooge: so anybody got any ideas?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
"I'm not saying we should turn our schools in to prisons, but"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


shovelbum posted:

my ineptness with languages and the fact that a prestigious professor told me i should never work as an archaeologist are a blanket of crushing shame that defines my entire identity along with all the other crushing shames and regrets

prestigious professors are often real bastards to everybody because they have had their egos fed since they got out of grad school as hot shots

i wouldn't worry about it imo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
U gotta arm the crossing guard too. Dont forget the crossing guards

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




sexpig by night posted:

"A custodian can be an undercover police man...a lunch lady...a guidance councilor"

guidance counselor as a long term undercover job would lead to so many effed up kids lmebo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
oh good, the guy who hates school diversity is talking about how we should become more like isreal...maybe we should build a wall around each school??

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Lol the right wants their authoritarian police state where someone with a M16 is always watching over you and they are probably going to get it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sorry/not sorry for that bad post

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
someone DO something bing bong bing

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Gringostar posted:

less school shootings

more school rape

but also more school shootings

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lol

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966436727559729152

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
You need the teachers to have the backpacks with the radios where they can call in fire missions on the school

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

good news TBS you can have a new job as School Guard

hey betsy devos,

you know that new sound you've been lookin' for?

*rubs TBS posts on the receiver*

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

sexpig by night posted:

HE WANTS MARINES IN SCHOOLS GUARDING THEM, HE'S USING A RIGHT WING MEME AS HIS IDEA

cant wait to hear the story about the marine guards at the high school raping all the girls at gunpoint

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

republicans support school shootings because that’s where kids go to get liberal brainwashed

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Now it's just a matter of ironing out the funding formula:

The whiter the school population the more money the government will give them to buy guns and to hire security guns.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I think every child should have a tactical nuke surgically implanted in them at birth that explodes if they get shot

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Squizzle posted:

guidance counselor as a long term undercover job would lead to so many effed up kids lmebo

just think of the trigger discipline he/she could instill tho, if nothing else

those tight shot groups

Man_of_Teflon
Aug 15, 2003

TSA, but for schools

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
oh Jesus Christ this guy wants to do emotional profiling at the school entrance like Israel does at airports

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lol schools are prisions now

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966437079159844864

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Kitfox88 posted:

someone DO something bing bong bing

EnJOY!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
lmao trump wants to arm teachers

this is going to be such a colossal disaster

in other news guns/ammo stocks are up up up!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump should push for just having home schooling because your kids can't get shot in school if they're at home instead

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

GobiasIndustries posted:

ok not laughing anymore now we're in the hosed up territory

felt m8

im absolutely disgusted

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

D1E posted:

Now it's just a matter of ironing out the funding formula:

The whiter the school population the more money the government will give them to buy guns and to hire security guns.

poor districts can make do with halberds, whatever polearm you prefer

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

omg...

i was kidding a few days ago about making all schools into fob's but i gues that's what were going to do.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Everyone loves the tsa

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Internet Webguy posted:

last year :yooge: the previous administratUN was too STUPID UHN to come UHN up with anyUHNthing and to UHN LAZY to do it! UHN

this year :yooge: so anybody got any ideas? UHN

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
talking about how schools with metal detectors have a 'family feel"

just like when u went through grandmas metal detector on thanksgiving day

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


i will quit teaching if there are armed people in the school at all times gently caress that poo poo

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

everybody loves the TSA

now imagine if you had to deal with them every single weekday

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
solid snake is my history teacher

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