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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > BSS: Bisexual Super Son > Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!
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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!
Taco Defender

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.
:popeye:

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
B... but pythons and gators are natural enemies!

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

:perfect:

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 Magical

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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Mikl posted:

He's like Spider-man summoning the spiders, only for real :allears:



You can't post that without this

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Gronk on, you hulked diamond.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Push El Burrito posted:

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

Are you sure he is not dancing to thriller?

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ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





 holy poo poo I'm dyin here

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

All human endeavor has built to this moment, the perfect apex of human achievement :stwoon:

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!
Taco Defender
Good lord, I didn't even notice RONNNK in the corner until just now.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



 Can you make a really big version of it so I can use it as a wallpaper

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013

Endless Mike posted:

Can you make a really big version of it so I can use it as a wallpaper

Oh god, yes!

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Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Endless Mike posted:

Can you make a really big version of it so I can use it as a wallpaper

That was the native resolution of the Fantasia background I could find that looked least like poo poo/easiest to manipulate, plus I forgot to save the layers anyway :v:

I appreciate the reception though

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

Can you make a really big version of it so I can use it as a wallpaper


:effort:

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Feb 22, 2018

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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

God bless.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Endless Mike posted:

Oh of course newspaper the Lizard has reptile-attraction powers.

The regular lizard can also control reptiles, he threatened Spider-man with a bunch of non-gronnk gators in their first fight.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.
Spider-Mantasia

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



 The scales have been lifted from MY eyes!

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Art.

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

you beautiful beautiful soul

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Life is those fleeting moments of delight.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


 Once The Lizard, Now The Wizard

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Once The Lizard, Now The Wizard

I never would have expected nsm to provide the backstory to king gizzard and the lizard wizard

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ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

:five:

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Manatee Cannon posted:

I never would have expected nsm to provide the backstory to king gizzard and the lizard wizard

What better way to set up for the next arc than them stepping out of the swamp and into Cyrodil?

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Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

 Shut down all other comics, newspaper or otherwise. We're done here. The true apex of comics has arrived.

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Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

oh my god

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

This is art. This right here belongs in the goddamn Louvre.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Oh, every new post in this thread is STILL just quoting Daeren's image.

GOOD! :hfive:

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brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

I'd never save you in a million years
I’m going to be honest. If you’re going to use that as your desktop wallpaper, and you should, using the not wallpaper sized version and just forcibly stretching it is the way to go.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 something incredible has happened
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SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


 For some reason I just got this idea in my head that Lizard and JJJ are going to ally against Spiderman.

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Did JJJ get injected with Spiderman's blood too?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 the alligators will mistake his padded vest for scales and jjj will learn to live among them

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 which of course means the lizard is gonna gently caress him too, but them's the breaks.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pounded in the butt by the folly of man

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


 Nooo, JJJ :ohdear:

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



 don't worry it turns out the mustache guy was kraven the hunter this whole time. jjj's gonna be fine

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 :lol: those businessmen totally brought JJJ out there to die

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mind the walrus posted:

:lol: those businessmen totally brought JJJ out there to die

Hahaha, I looked really closely to see if I could see a sign that one of them pushed him

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