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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I said goodnight.... dumbasses!

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mods please go back and replace every single one of my posts with

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Billzasilver posted:

maybe he just has a 45 waist



im a 30 so I don’t know what the obese sizes are

it's enough to go to the big and tall section, if not a big and tall shop

even in america normal grown-rear end-man waists only go to 42

and even that is a pretty drat big waist

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Shark Sandwich posted:

jeb! received a vision of the future and has been trying to stop trump but the timeline keeps correcting itself to avoid causality breaking and that’s why nothing matters

this but it's a sitcom and every episode has one of jeb!'s schemes to fix it go awry because he's a big oafish stoner

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

dont be mean to me posted:

it's enough to go to the big and tall section, if not a big and tall shop

even in america normal grown-rear end-man waists only go to 42

and even that is a pretty drat big waist

It would surprise me if he wasn't edging 50-56 range.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

crazy cloud posted:

this but it's a sitcom and every episode has one of jeb!'s schemes to fix it go awry because he's a big oafish stoner

Wait I thought we were talking about the presidential candidate, not me

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


quote:

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her


Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

how is that not the tromp theme song

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

trump would be so angry if people knew his waist size...

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



the card... it has been signed :worship:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005


man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


his waist size is 69 you morons

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


lmao, yeah this is deffo a real woman who tweets 90 times a day every day and is also a big steve king fan despite apparently living in some national forest in idaho

i can't imagine at all why she got caught up in the russian bot sweep and am sure the phone number she provided for verification would be answered by a girl with a western iowan accent

also one of the links in her profile is to some french language website that's all about the reestablishment of pure european ethnostates, which is something i know the residents of steve king's middle of nowhere district care about deeply

BEAR GRYLLZ has issued a correction as of 08:50 on Feb 22, 2018

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Shark Sandwich posted:

jeb! received a vision of the future and has been trying to stop trump but the timeline keeps correcting itself to avoid causality breaking and that’s why nothing matters

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol nice

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u10kqKVIabQ

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


That DICK! posted:

I said goodnight.... dumbasses!

good night dear goonsir may u dream of pisstape, u imbecile, u loving moran

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Billzasilver posted:

maybe he just has a 45 waist
im a 30 so I don’t know what the obese sizes are

Well if that is the case, LOL at using N U M B E R S

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the only number i know is number 1

:smugdon:
:pisstape:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

if you speak, trump will hear you

try it, try it

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Lawman 0 posted:

The kids loving own

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
Seriously these kids give me so much hope.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

lmao, yeah this is deffo a real woman who tweets 90 times a day every day and is also a big steve king fan despite apparently living in some national forest in idaho

i can't imagine at all why she got caught up in the russian bot sweep and am sure the phone number she provided for verification would be answered by a girl with a western iowan accent

also one of the links in her profile is to some french language website that's all about the reestablishment of pure european ethnostates, which is something i know the residents of steve king's middle of nowhere district care about deeply



oh, and what's this at the bottom of the french language anti-eu website linked to in the bio of this 100% american trump fan? links to three social media websites: twitter, facebook, and the russian facebook knockoff VK

lol

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
hi

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
:cumpolice:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


im a human and im coming

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



THE CUMMIES :gizz:

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/966440020688162816

Lmaoooo its real

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED JOYANN

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Vox Nihili posted:

im a human and im coming

sir please step out of the vehicle

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pick posted:

if u don't read it u miss out on some important verbs that don't mean what ud expect, like "Churchilling"

aspies/autists are loving vile degenerate assholes, not poor misunderstood well-meaning guys. my first order as god-emperor would be to fund research into determining genetic markers and mandatory abortions for all babies testing positive

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Xaris posted:

aspies/autists are loving vile degenerate assholes, not poor misunderstood well-meaning guys. my first order as god-emperor would be to fund research into determining genetic markers and mandatory abortions for all babies testing positive

this but for people with webbed feet. we can't let evolution lead us towards inhabiting the seas. i won't have it.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dont be mean to me posted:

it's enough to go to the big and tall section, if not a big and tall shop

even in america normal grown-rear end-man waists only go to 42

and even that is a pretty drat big waist

trump doesnt buy clothes in shops, theyre tailored, and the labels all say 32

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Xaris posted:

aspies/autists are loving vile degenerate assholes, not poor misunderstood well-meaning guys. my first order as god-emperor would be to fund research into determining genetic markers and mandatory abortions for all babies testing positive

Are you aware that statistically you're probably on the spectrum

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


TheDon01 posted:

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/966440020688162816

Lmaoooo its real

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED JOYANN

Joy going full death crew is a lmao twist

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




lol is he wearing a hat with a delta force patch on it?

nice stolen valor you fuckin nerd

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Quotey posted:

this but for people with webbed feet. we can't let evolution lead us towards inhabiting the seas. i won't have it.

Please do not discriminate against Sarah Huckabee Sanders, whose family has long served the Esoteric Order of Dagon

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