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radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
We want to authorize open carry for teachers and give them the legal authority to kill people. This insane plan doesn't work unless the state explicit authorizes teachers to kill people.

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the English language is dyin, cloud

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

gonna loving rule when some district in MAGA territory fully embraces giving teachers guns but doesn’t have the money for gun safes, leading the football coach to store one in his desk and a kid steals it on dare

gonna rule

augias
Apr 7, 2009

radical meme posted:

The rest of the civilized world has to be absolutely appalled at the idea that our number one favorite solution to school shootings is to arm teachers.

Where for the love of god did he get that 20% stat?

Believe me we have always known the u.s. is a craven and idiotic society. Good universities tho. In conclusion, the us is a country with many contrasts.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
morning savage sickos

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mariana Horchata posted:

morning savage sickos

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966657362789568512

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Zikan posted:

gonna loving rule when some district in MAGA territory fully embraces giving teachers guns but doesn’t have the money for gun safes, leading the football coach to store one in his desk and a kid steals it on dare

gonna rule

nah infrastructure week will take care of it, diebold will install a gun safe but you have to pay $3 to open it. $12.99/mo for unlimited access, $15.99/mo for unlimited access and to have it connect to the cloud to your juicero so you can drink a smoothie before splattering your brains on the school trophy case as you realize the dystopian hell you now live in

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
instead of all the "DEAR SIR THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE BUT YOU ARE DONE" it should just be 100% brick through the WH windows with "gently caress you retard" on them.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
jfc

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FabioClone posted:

Just give everyone guns so we can stop arguing about this and shoot each other.

At birth, every newborn gets an AR and a Glock as his U.S. birthright. But no health insurance, gently caress that socialist poo poo.

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


I didn't think we'd reach the point yet where the old tweets critizing the new tweets would begin to merge. We are rapidly approaching tweet singularity

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I bet the worms have eaten so many holes in his brain that it echoes in there.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Thats exactly what I want, some over worked stressed out teacher taking a shot at a kid after the kid flips him off and calls him a shithead

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
IT WOULDNT SOLVE THE PROBLEM INSTANTLY YOU STUPID ORANGE gently caress

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


omg he keeps going

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

maybe we should arm everyone ? then no one would ever die

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



good brain

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
In a sense he’s proposing more professional development time for teachers, something it’s like pulling teeth in order to get, only its for how to shoot people.

He couldn’t be insulting the profession any more if he actually understood it and had an intricate plan to try to.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Thats exactly what I want, some over worked stressed out teacher taking a shot at a kid after the kid flips him off and calls him a shithead

"he appeared to be reaching for a gun"

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I didn't say that I continue to insist as i double down endlessly

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

school shooters are always children so if our children are preemptively slaughtered by teachers it would stop all school shootings

loving idiot libtards, how can you not understand this

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

GREAT DETERRENT

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

euphronius posted:

maybe we should arm everyone ? then no one would ever die

its kind of annoying that our soldiers and first responders don't have guns and keep dying tbf

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

no there is definitely not a problem nation wide with law enforcement murdering innocent people "by mistake "

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Thats exactly what I want, some over worked stressed out teacher taking a shot at a kid after the kid flips him off and calls him a shithead

He feared for his life you don't understand the stresses these teachers are under they have to make life or death decisions in a split second

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

are these fox and friends tweets or hate watching cnn while reading very many documents tweets

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/966654463858520066

drat, he's right. we need the guns to defend ourselves from the pools

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
We can barely go a week without an incident of a teacher getting caught loving a student, let's just make it so they shoot them too

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Tbh if every student had a gun how could anyone get shot?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

In a sense he’s proposing more professional development time for teachers, something it’s like pulling teeth in order to get, only its for how to shoot people.

He couldn’t be insulting the profession any more if he actually understood it and had an intricate plan to try to.

just fire all the females from school and hire troops instead, they'd bring their own guns
bing bong so simple

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Thats exactly what I want, some over worked stressed out teacher taking a shot at a kid after the kid flips him off and calls him a shithead

vets w/ PTSD = gun adept teacher w/ military service

Great Idea....ATTACKS WOULD STOP!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm sure cities are overjoyed at the thought of more guns

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Zikan posted:

are these fox and friends tweets or hate watching cnn while reading very many documents tweets

I dunno what's on TV right now but he was very enthusiastic about this idea at his 'listening session' yesterday. it was the only thing he talked about beyond asking other people to talk.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol my local news only used one clip from cnn and it was the one from the cop about rounding up all the weird kids and putting them in asylums

Also they didn't show any of the kids asking questions

Just mommy nra and daddy Rubio and the strong police officer

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


"20%... highly adept... teachers"

Ahahahahahahaha

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

DOE gonna make federal school funding dependent on marksmanship scores

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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

GobiasIndustries posted:

IT WOULDNT SOLVE THE PROBLEM INSTANTLY YOU STUPID ORANGE gently caress

I like how Donny and the republicans seem to think the problem is that schools aren't well enough defended against shooters rather than the fact that shootings happen constantly.

Like weekly gunfights in schools would be fine so long as the good guys with guns keep winning. Fine environment for kids.

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