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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Considering all the retarded NRA solutions that preserve mih freedumbs, hasn't anyone suggested issuing body armour to every kid yet?

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
As a country we are retarded enough to make Donald Trump president and we shouldn't let retards play with lethal weapons. This is an easy argument we should be pushing.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

jesus, i shudder to think of some of my more retarded high school teachers packing heat

we had a security guard at my school, and he shot himself in the leg

You gotta get someone to teach them as well.

Remember that gun safety instructor who shot himself in the foot? Or the dude whose last words to an 8 year old girl with an uzi were "alright now full auto".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJjLKH5Eegk

lol

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
e: i quoted the wrong tweet :D

my new dog fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Feb 22, 2018

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm just gonna start tweeting the forbidden cool grill at trump in reply to every tweet

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

flashy_mcflash posted:

Considering all the retarded NRA solutions that preserve mih freedumbs, hasn't anyone suggested issuing body armour to every kid yet?

Lol, that would cost money.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol at the paranoid retarded gun loving dumbshits and their Die Hard fantasies.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/966704102037164032

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
What a rollercoaster of a day. A lot of countries are hosed and insane in different ways, but right now the spotlight is on the US. Once again aghast that the solution suggested is to put more guns in schools.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dotard Trump to finally introduce a new bill to combat school mass shootings called the "PUBG Initiative". Every day, caches of weapons will be hidden around and inside the schools. First come, first served. Survivors at the end of the school day will receive a Trumpy Bear as a reward.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Outrail posted:

"Hey guys, so dad's old guns are floating around somewhere. Can we find them and make sure they're not going to be found by someones dumbass kids one day?"

That's inappropriate, in this family we respect our firearms by leaving them lying around the house like a dirty sock!

Sorry man, please don't breed. There's stupid in your genes.

Thank goodness for genetic variation. My boy is due this weekend :3

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
*Kids are sent to detention*

*Teacher lines them up in a firing squad and shoots them one by one in the back of the head*

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

super macho dude posted:

Dotard Trump to finally introduce a new bill to combat school mass shootings called the "PUBG Initiative". Every day, caches of weapons will be hidden around and inside the schools. First come, first served. Survivors at the end of the school day will receive a Trumpy Bear as a reward.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Chernobyl baby posted:

*Kids are sent to detention*

*Teacher lines them up in a firing squad and shoots them one by one in the back of the head*

I hear you.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Hahaha. Gorka is such a punk. That guy was not impressed.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Considering all the retarded NRA solutions that preserve mih freedumbs, hasn't anyone suggested issuing body armour to every kid yet?
https://www.ar500armor.com/ar500-armor-backpack-plate.html
AR500 Armor® Level III Backpack Armor 9.5" x 13"

super macho dude posted:

Dotard Trump to finally introduce a new bill to combat school mass shootings called the "PUBG Initiative". Every day, caches of weapons will be hidden around and inside the schools. First come, first served. Survivors at the end of the school day will receive a Trumpy Bear as a reward.

With all those cameras, we'll have a live-action Battle Royale every day!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royale_(film)



edit:

Beaten :argh:

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
We should just be embracing the gun:

“Billy you got an A on your comprehensive reading test... here is your NRA super school soldier badge... and you just UNLOCKED the AR-13 with a bump stock for home room!”

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


No bodyslam? SAD!

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
I'm not from the US, and trying not to sound smug or anything, but holy gently caress what is the big deal about guns. A real suggestion letting teachers bring them into schools as well? How can anyone even pretend that letting most people buy guns is a good thing?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

lol America

Just lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/966712878022647808?s=20

https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/966534627522301952?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol i love your retarded country

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Live feed from CPAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/966686025534836736

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

i know we're on guns right now, but i want to bring back a feel good story

Just now, I wondered what happened to Roy Moore after he lost his election. Turns out Moore is getting sued by a lady he hit on when she was 14

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/02/roy_moores_own_words_used_agai.html

I'm lollin' fellas, I'm lollin'!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

shes not wrong lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Did Roy Moore ever concede? Last I heard he was waiting for god to fix the votes or something.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I don't think enough people have seen her intoning against a backdrop of riots that the NRA is basically going to hit against anyone left of center with "the closed fist of truth" so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtGOQFf9VCE

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

When even Poindexter isn't afraid of your meanest bully attempt.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
ineffectual internet nazi tough guys are presidential advisors. The best people.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

old beast lunatic posted:

Did Roy Moore ever concede? Last I heard he was waiting for god to fix the votes or something.

Moore finally got a response from God, but it was "new phone who dis"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

old beast lunatic posted:

Did Roy Moore ever concede? Last I heard he was waiting for god to fix the votes or something.

God is dead. So he'll be waiting a while.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Ban everything but single shot bolt actions and double shotguns. No handguns. Only exceptions are farmers, people dealing with grizzly bears and cops.

Oh we're talking about America? Never mind. Smart choice is arming children with uzis.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ElectricSheep posted:

I don't think enough people have seen her intoning against a backdrop of riots that the NRA is basically going to hit against anyone left of center with "the closed fist of truth" so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtGOQFf9VCE

Holy gently caress that is some confusing mixed messaging.

Punch lies to stop violence!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It confuses me that a woman as attractive as Dana Loesch is also a disgusting piece of poo poo

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

TheKingslayer posted:

God is dead. So he'll be waiting a while.

God is Frank Grimes and the US is Homer Simpson

piss tape israel posted:

It confuses me that a woman as attractive as Dana Loesch is also a disgusting piece of poo poo

There's a portrait in her attic that must look horrifying.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Outrail posted:

Holy gently caress that is some confusing mixed messaging.

Punch lies to stop violence!

i dunno, the message seems pretty loving clear to me

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
Soo, will teachers get more money now when they will be expected to play secret service and take out bad guys with their new guns

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KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Indy posted:

Soo, will teachers get more money now when they will be expected to play secret service and take out bad guys with their new guns

Lol no

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