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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

iirc all the latin kings outnumber all the police by like 14:1

Police are pretty routinely only like 0.5 or 0.25% of the population, and that includes all the administrative ones who don't do patrols or anything

There's 433 citizens for every one sworn police officer in LA County, for example

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Nonsense posted:

lol the NRA succeeded

Shocking.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

death schools

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nonsense posted:

lol the NRA succeeded

they've bought the entire republican party and a good chunk of the democrats too

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
each student will enter a 3x3 Class Cubicle made out of concrete for their protection

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

UFOTacoMan posted:

LMAO waht is this??? I was trying to read up on Chris Loesch

https://bijog.com/biography/chris-loesch

please don't grammarshame my sentence "Dana on the Blaze TV was a very famous talk show that was hosted by the beautiful lady, Dana Loesch."

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Al! posted:

still loling at rubio this morning subtweeting the kid who dunked on him mercilessly ln

lol i missed that

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Uranium 235 posted:

in 2019, going to school every day will be the bunker scene from saving private ryan

after trump is re-elected in 2020 every day will be the bunker scene from downfall

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


oh boy! I can't wait to start my first day of high school!
*walks through front door*
*is immediately gunned down by those automatic turrets from half life*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
all students will be equipped with an explosive collar

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

each student will enter a 3x3 Class Cubicle made out of concrete for their protection

we regret to inform you that the shooter gained access to the cubes and now your child is dead

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wait wait wait, I thought some teenagers working with CNN we're going to stop the NRA???

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Well at least when Red Dawn happens in real life all the American teachers will gently caress up the North Korean paratroopers really fast.

Movie will be really short though.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

logikv9 posted:

this movie is rated R for tRUMP!

Rated Pee for Trump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

still loling at rubio this morning subtweeting the kid who dunked on him mercilessly ln

im not mad at all, actually i just got these nice new charts from the nra and

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we're replacing the walls of the school with rubber so the bullet will bounce back to the shooter

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Wait wait wait, I thought some teenagers working with CNN we're going to stop the NRA???

nobody thought this but it was still nice seeing rubio and dana get booed

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/1118655786

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/10231024461

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/18050628014

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

we're replacing the walls of the school with rubber so the bullet will bounce back to the shooter

shooter brings a glue gun, causes an existential tear

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Nonsense posted:

lol the NRA succeeded

I can't believe that the nra succeeded at influencing the policies of people who were hired by them for millions of dollars

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
kids hitting the nothing matters wall with a vigor that I respect

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
happy butthole eve

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

how many times a year is butthole day now

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
mods rename everybody else Butthole Day

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
everyday is butthole day, dana, you idiot

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It's not just the money the NRA spends

They only spend like 50 million I think someone said

It's way deeper than that

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


tenderjerk posted:

how many times a year is butthole day now

when you work for the NRA? every day

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

logikv9 posted:

kids hitting the nothing matters wall with a vigor that I respect

So are their organs though

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
haha chuds getting triggered by messages in the snow

https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/966468880452370432

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The NRA has successfully converted everybody who is a gun fetishist and waffling, pathetic centrists who are desperate to find a market-driven solution to a problem that is market-created. These people were going to do whatever the NRA said before they had even said anything

Everybody seems a lot less convinced

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Jack Del Huevos posted:

haha chuds getting triggered by messages in the snow

https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/966468880452370432

lmfao

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
Butthole Day (Observed)

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Help it must be Panini Stuck in my Butthole Day

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



just write gently caress TRUMP on everything imo

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://twitter.com/BL33DZGR33N/status/966492765109415936

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jack Del Huevos posted:

haha chuds getting triggered by messages in the snow

https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/966468880452370432

pretty good linework, i dont think i'd be able to do something that evenly spaced

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:eyepoop:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Huxley posted:

Butthole Day (Observed)

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk posted:

just write gently caress TRUMP on everything imo

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

merely having excellent targeting and unhesitating aim and response are by themselves grossly insufficient, and should function merely as baseline qualifications for teachers

in addition, teachers should be armed with fullly automatic rifles capable of being chest holstered / mounted, and with armor piercing rounds, in each case in order to overcome what might otherwise be a disadvantaged response to civilian assault rifles. for similar reasons they should have substantial ammunition ready to hand, and should be issued and wear body armor

even that, though, leaves a shooter with a large ratio of targets to triggers, as it were, potential solutions for which could include

- arming the children in a similar manner, with recess rededicated to assault training
- keeping multiple squads of off duty teachers as roving ambush / sniper squads
- deploying claymores or other directional mines / armaments
- constructing fortified bunkers at strategic points in school facilities

it goes without saying, of course, that as a supplemental measure, all suspicious individuals, loners, and possibly mental unstable and or otherwise undesirable persons should be rounded up, and such populations “concentrated” where they can be monitored and controlled most effectively

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