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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
So how do we know these teachers are prepared to take a life? Do they round up the lowest achieving students in the school and execute them to make sure these teachers not only are accurate but are willing to do What It Takes?

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
If teachers arm their selves the only logical solution is that kids start arming their selves as well.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump making fart noises that are supposed to be gun shots while holding up action figures to demonstrate to people how a school shooting would be thwarted

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sighnatasha/status/966714563034013703

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

please don't doxx my facial reaction from reading trump's tweetstorm today from the NRA shills that put his feet to the fire

oh wow i missed this thanks

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I don't have kids but I've got 4 nephews, just trying to make sure their teachers with guns will be up to the challenge if the time ever comes.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

my large talented teachers

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
trump please ban video games. /pol/ might actually kill themselves sooner than they intended to

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

good article

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/966748777674625025

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

in a pure coincidence it also falls on charlie day's birthday

charlie day doesnt have a birthday silly, hes fictional!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I know someone said it won't matter but I really think pictures of the victims would be honest

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Solarin posted:

never skip butthole day

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Lol just think of your most unhinged, borderline :suicide: teacher you had in middle school and imagine he or she starts packing heat

Even better, imagine the creepy gym teachers that can now easily take advantage of the girls in their class at literal gunpoint

Well actually don't, but I can't imagine the shitstorm that is about to happen if this goes through

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

That DICK! posted:

oh wow i missed this thanks

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966657362789568512

this is good, schools are a warzone now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

crisis actor

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

alright i've found one more good keyword. follow the velveeta dream on twitter yall

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/637352199828279296

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/231103919948967936

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/664644020212072449

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/684635082

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/664647702689411073

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


The kids are good and have shamed me out of my lethargy imo

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

how are these kids so savage and effective

hes going to get bullied by teens into doing something

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


one thousand perfect gunkata teachers instantly shooting

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


FactsAreUseless posted:

He's going to do something and it's going to be real stupid and harmful.

next you're gonna tell me that he beat hillary and became president of the united states

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
maybe the problem isnt the guns its the bullets. what if there were healthy bullets? like whatever bullets the doctor in team fortress uses for his gun. we should only sellt hose or at least dust existing ones with some b vitamins or something

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I'm a teacher you idiot!!! I'm Coach John Kimble!!!

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


defense alone won’t work

we must patrol out into the community and proactively kill people

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




he has a point. let's fire all first responders and just arm everyone everywhere.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://i.imgur.com/SLeWckh.mp4

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

holy gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/car_nove/status/966697992043532289
https://twitter.com/car_nove/status/966525923783831552
https://twitter.com/car_nove/status/966570495532584960

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



tenderjerk posted:

how are these kids so savage and effective

hes going to get bullied by teens into doing something

we adopted the extremely online lifestyle and worrying about being slaughtered to the gleeful cackling of Capital

they grew up in, were nurtured by it, it is all they have ever known

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

how are these kids so savage and effective

hes going to get bullied by teens into doing something

if you gently caress up and do a dumb hurtful thing to someone now all your peers (that you are never separated from because of your intense onlineness) will roast you until you make amends

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm part of the Honkeycaust, and guess what, it's Butthole Day

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

wish my SO could do this

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Dangit now I am mad online

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

they're working hard on removing citizenships too, as i recall

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Carl owns

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

https://twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod/status/26522479519

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Poop Jewel

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lawman 0 posted:

The kids are good and have shamed me out of my lethargy imo

No, you're Shmitty!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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