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Augus
Mar 9, 2015



we talked about this already you put holes in the wall that people can see thru

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I say we arm coaches with shields and seaxes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i saw poop jewel at poop lilith fair

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/galberger/status/966750203050151936

abbas gonna get poloniumed

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

god :drat:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
lol about those dumbasses superintendents who want to suspend kids on walkouts...

https://twitter.com/RWPUSA/status/966433113617457152

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Me[chanting]: butthole, butthole, butthole

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Augus posted:

next you're gonna tell me that he beat hillary and became president of the united states
When did I say I was surprised? I'm the least optimistic poster in this thread.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Got a 2 year old and another kid on the way. Also, my wife is a teacher at a public school. And all the guy teachers she works with are nut jobs. And guess who will be the ones to volunteer to arm themselves?

So what I'm trying to say is, I'm super excited for more guns!

Trump!

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
gently caress it, walk out of work too

walk out of everything

elevator? walk out of it

car? walk

balcony? yep thats a walkin

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
go on, ask me what the port-o-potties were like

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
we need teachers with special butthole training

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


FactsAreUseless posted:

When did I say I was surprised? I'm the least optimistic poster in this thread.

Is this related to working directly under Lowtax?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Got a 2 year old and another kid on the way. Also, my wife is a teacher at a public school. And all the guy teachers she works with are nut jobs. And guess who will be the ones to volunteer to arm themselves?

So what I'm trying to say is, I'm super excited for more guns!

Trump!
She should get armed before one of them uses his armed status to sexually assault her.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Jingoistic Necrophile

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

D1E posted:

Is this related to working directly under Lowtax?
I don't work under him, he does all the work. I just have to lay there.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Got a 2 year old and another kid on the way. Also, my wife is a teacher at a public school. And all the guy teachers she works with are nut jobs. And guess who will be the ones to volunteer to arm themselves?

So what I'm trying to say is, I'm super excited for more guns!

Trump!

lmao white armed angry male teachers shooting instantly

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
All teachers may get a sword, except wood workers have to have an axe and any lit or drama teacher gets a rapier

I dunno, give the music teacher a drum

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Organizing a class to invade a potential school shooter's home and strike first, something something soviet russia

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/CNNnewsroom/status/966706160958038017

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
CPAC!
https://twitter.com/elainejgodfrey/status/966748913297448960

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
my plan for hardening schools: just keep an old-timey sea cannon in each classroom and when the shooting starts, roll it up to the door and if the shooter tries to open it, touch the match to the hole

in case there are multiple shooters, also institute a system wherein certain children will serve as powder monkeys to run up more gunpowder from the school's magazine

eyepatches will be issued by the school

bang bang so simple

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Augus posted:

but NRA commercials all but scream at the viewers to use their guns to murder their political enemies

ok fine you got em just ban the guns the NRA makes and sells

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/966704319658647553

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

we need teachers with special butthole training

the last thing we need is cumshitter to become another butthole finance guy who retired to teach

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


FactsAreUseless posted:

When did I say I was surprised? I'm the least optimistic poster in this thread.

it's dumb and condescending to be all like "No, no, no, you fool, trump BAD" in the "trump bad" thread

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the needful: done

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I would love to see teachers form a shield wall as part of a team building exercise

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



:hai:

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Shots ring out, the PA system rings to life and the principal reads from a prepared message in a Russian accent.

"Teachers! This marks the beginning of the greatest day of your lives! Charge the enemies of Ridgemont High! Be advised, school resource officers are ordered to execute defeatists and traitors shirking their duties. NOT A STEP BACK!"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


eat my rear end.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

im very weapons talented ama

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

"you come into our schools, you're gonna be dead. It's gonna be fast."

My brain keeps breaking in new, exciting ways

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
oh my god this entire rant :stare:
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966752151539240960

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It is like a great wieght has been lifted, Sergey

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jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



god drat i gotta watch the new season

this is the future conservatives want

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