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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Sounds harsh but her [gun] could trigger my kid's [death], even outside. Where's his right to [bullet-free air]?

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



no no you idiots, smoking isn't a right enshrined in the Constitution, never to be changed or restricted in any way,

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

well im depressed thanks

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Augus posted:

barely, it happened a year after I left my high school

Same

Though that's just when he got caught

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

bump stocks (which can only be fired at private shooting ranges)

Gory pile of human wreckage splayed out over 10 feet of concert grounds: Phew!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

I'm ready for Balkanization

more and more people coming around to this :thunk:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat posted:

wed literally need a Teacher Corps with as many people as our actual military to do it, too

finally, a way to have a third front to arm

A teacher army would be pretty cool, honestly

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

That DICK! posted:

let me ask you this - did anyone here manage to go through high school without a scandal breaking about the gym teacher loving a student

at my school it was the band teacher

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

strangle my gun rights while u gently caress me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Al! posted:

more and more people coming around to this :thunk:

I don't see a tractable common ground and also sunk cost fallacy

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfgTlJMjxBP/

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I'm bruisin' for a Cruzin'!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

That DICK! posted:

let me ask you this - did anyone here manage to go through high school without a scandal breaking about the gym teacher loving a student

my middle school had a gym teacher giving meth to the track team

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

my middle school had a gym teacher giving meth to the track team

guns would make them run even faster !

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




mormonpartyboat posted:

my middle school had a gym teacher giving meth to the track team

man i would pay good money for the crackhead olympics

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Annual Prophet posted:

nation needs to be red badly

:ussr:

it becomes red but plot twist red as in republican

https://youtube.com/watch?v=THKwMx6qJUg

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


mormonpartyboat posted:

my middle school had a gym teacher giving meth to the track team

gotta go fast

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

GobiasIndustries posted:

his brain is rotten pudding and he is suggesting seriously dangerous poo poo and everyone around him just smiles and claps and encourages it

Now that I think about it, I have to give credit to the Travis County Texas GOP. When Rob Morrow, an unqualified, mentally unstable idiot, became chairman, they acted quickly to remove his official powers, distanced themselves from him, and removed him from office at the forst opportunity.

Maybe if @realdonaldtrump Tweets out some anime titties, he'll lose Congress' support?

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.

GobiasIndustries posted:

What other states have 'arm teachers' bills now? I know FL TX and I'm pretty sure AL have all introduced them in the past week.

TX hasn't because the legislature won't be in session again until next January.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
law abiding gun owners are garbage because they want to show so badly how innocent and law abiding they are so it baffles them that people would break the law and take bump stocks off the range and use assault weapons to shoot up people and not turn deers into hamburger meat but also 20 trees into mulch to season the deer meat

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wrong, they were screaming BERN HER

BERNIE!!!!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/966449515568939008

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Origami Dali posted:

goddamn, it's butthole day already?
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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


he wasn't a weapons adept :shrug:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

pro-click

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



hot take: the investors probably deserved it
fuckers

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

more and more people coming around to this :thunk:

its almost as if america is ideologically irreconcilable, curazee

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


euphronius posted:

I'm ready for Balkanization

:same: When the response from half the country is smear school shooting survivors and scream fake news, it really begs the question why the gently caress are we sharing laws and government with these ghouls.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Al! posted:

more and more people coming around to this :thunk:

I seriously think both sides would be happier if we just balkanized into like 3 countries

all the chuds can move to the confederate states, all the sensible people can stay in the union

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ohtsam posted:

TX hasn't because the legislature won't be in session again until next January.

I could have sworn I read a report about them at least drafting a bill

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

deathbysnusnu posted:

:same: When the response from half the country is smear school shooting survivors and scream fake news, it really begs the question why the gently caress are we sharing laws and government with these ghouls.

it definitely raises that questions yes

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




i remember watching some documentary about .50 cals and getting shot with one basically explodes your chest cavity

lmfao if you're that insecure about your dick you need one of those

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

law abiding gun owners are garbage because they want to show so badly how innocent and law abiding they are so it baffles them that people would break the law and take bump stocks off the range and use assault weapons to shoot up people and not turn deers into hamburger meat but also 20 trees into mulch to season the deer meat

"yeah id like some deer sausage please "
"leaded or unleaded"

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


deathbysnusnu posted:

:same: When the response from half the country is smear school shooting survivors and scream fake news, it really begs the question why the gently caress are we sharing laws and government with these ghouls.

it's significantly less than half the country

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Why do I taste copper and smell burnt-

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the vortex of a 50 cal alone is enough to kill you

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

GobiasIndustries posted:

What other states have 'arm teachers' bills now? I know FL TX and I'm pretty sure AL have all introduced them in the past week.

I am so so so excited to hear about a depressed teacher gunning down his class when a teenager points out his wife left him because he's an rear end in a top hat

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/25807664608

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
like i don't know if you guys remember high school real well but i can recall at least one good, solid teacher meltdown a semester as long as I was in school

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Business Gorillas posted:

i remember watching some documentary about .50 cals and getting shot with one basically explodes your chest cavity

lmfao if you're that insecure about your dick you need one of those

It's not for shooting people, it's for shooting down the evil ATF black helicopters that are gonna lock you up in soros FEMA camps

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