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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

its not honey

is it cum

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bert Roberge posted:

They all have this as a novelty etching on the dust cover.


Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

:stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

I worked a case back in 2009 where a teenager's cousin, maybe 5 years old, wouldn't move from in front of the television while he was trying to play on his Xbox. His solution was to douse his cousin in lighter fluid, light him on fire and kick him down the stairs. You'd better believe that kid got tried as an adult.

What I'm saying is that Xbox is for sociopaths. Buy Playstation, kids.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bert Roberge posted:

They all have this as a novelty etching on the dust cover.



lmao nice

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pancakes posted:

I worked a case back in 2009 where a teenager's cousin, maybe 5 years old, wouldn't move from in front of the television while he was trying to play on his Xbox. His solution was to douse his cousin in lighter fluid, light him on fire and kick him down the stairs. You'd better believe that kid got tried as an adult.

What I'm saying is that Xbox is for sociopaths. Buy Playstation, kids.

I mean it is a much better system this generation.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

kopasetic posted:

the worst part about medical school is not being able to smoke weed all the time. i ask you, why can't doctors smoke weed??? it's some bullshit. i get bombarded with "please don't kill yourself, here are some resources so you don't hate your life" when the easiest solution is "free the weed"

why can't you smoke in med school do they piss test you

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/jhford/status/966362442195456000

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

maple syrup lawyer

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Taco Duck posted:

stop practicing right now

it’s not too late to escape :)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

maple syrup lawyer

you missed out

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pancakes posted:

I worked a case back in 2009 where a teenager's cousin, maybe 5 years old, wouldn't move from in front of the television while he was trying to play on his Xbox. His solution was to douse his cousin in lighter fluid, light him on fire and kick him down the stairs. You'd better believe that kid got tried as an adult.

What I'm saying is that Xbox is for sociopaths. Buy Playstation, kids.

:stare:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CARL!!!!

:swoon:

(i still havent watch the finale to the latest season as i didnt expect much and heard its even worse)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

you missed out

I know I know

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pancakes posted:

I worked a case

p.s. shut up cop

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
So question for the thread: I already have tickets for Rachel Bloom on April 4th and tickets to the White Sox opening series on April 5th, 7th & 8th. C2E2 is April 6-8. Do I need to go to C2E2?

freckle posted:

p.s. shut up cop

Clerkship with the Kane County State's Attorney, actually. The NLG definitely looked at me sideways last year when I signed up to be a legal observer since I had to answer that yes, I'd worked with a prosecutor's office before.

E: They assume there are narcs everywhere, apparently.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pancakes posted:

So question for the thread: I already have tickets for Rachel Bloom on April 4th and tickets to the White Sox opening series on April 5th, 7th & 8th. C2E2 is April 6-8. Do I need to go to C2E2?

ive never been to a comic convention but im told they have a certain funk to them

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Jazerus posted:

you mean the allegations laid out in cspam two years ago

Do you guys post on C-SPAM? It's a surprisingly good forum abou TRMUP, and how everything about him is criminal. The most recent post was the first time I've heard anybody actually lay out specific allegations about Ed Balls and Orbs. They allege that the Trump empire was largely kept afloat by becoming a money laundering operation for Russian piss

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Wish you wouldn't be so coy here. I didn't recognize this guy, so here's the Wikipedia:

Nicolae Ceaușescu (Romanian: [nikoˈla.e t͡ʃe̯a.uˈʃesku] (About this sound listen); 26 January 1918[1][2] – 25 December 1989) was a Romanian Communist politician. He was general secretary of the Romanian Communist Party from 1965 to 1989, and hence the second and last Communist leader of Romania. He was also the country's head of state from 1967, serving as President of the State Council, from 1974 concurrently as President of the Republic, until his overthrow in the Romanian Revolution in 1989.

Born in 1918 in Scornicești, Olt County, Ceaușescu was a member of the Romanian Communist youth movement. Ceaușescu rose up through the ranks of Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej's Socialist government and, upon Gheorghiu-Dej's death in 1965, he succeeded to the leadership of Romania’s Communist Party as General Secretary.[3]

Upon his rise to power, he eased press censorship and openly condemned the Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia in his speech on 21 August 1968, which resulted in a surge in popularity. The resulting period of stability was very brief, however; his government very soon became severely authoritarian, and was considered one of the most repressive in Eastern Europe. His secret police, the Securitate, was responsible for mass surveillance as well as severe repression and human rights abuses within the country, and he suppressed and controlled the media and press, implementing methods that were among the harshest, most restrictive and brutal in the world. Economic mismanagement due to failed oil ventures during the 1970s led to skyrocketing foreign debts for Romania; in 1982, he exported much of the country's agricultural and industrial production in an effort to repay them. The shortages that followed drastically lowered living standards, leading to heavy rationing of food, water, oil, heat, electricity, medicine, and other necessities. His cult of personality experienced unprecedented elevation, followed by extensive nepotism and the intense deterioration of foreign relations, even with the Soviet Union.

As anti-government protesters demonstrated in Timișoara in December 1989, he perceived the demonstrations as a political threat and ordered military forces to open fire on 17 December, causing many deaths and injuries. The revelation that Ceaușescu was responsible resulted in a massive spread of rioting and civil unrest across the country.[4] The demonstrations, which reached Bucharest, became known as the Romanian Revolution—the only violent upheaval of a communist government in the turn of the Revolutions of 1989.[5] Ceaușescu and his wife, Elena, fled the capital in a helicopter, but were captured by the armed forces after the armed forces changed sides. On 25 December, after being tried and convicted of economic sabotage and genocide,[6] they were immediately executed by firing squad,[7] and Ceaușescu was succeeded as President by Ion Iliescu, who had played a major part in the revolution. Capital punishment was abolished shortly thereafter.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

why can't you smoke in med school do they piss test you

yeah so far about once per year but the real risk is a hospital making you do it while you're on clinical rotations. any time a drug goes missing that means piss test for everyone on the floor.
last time we got piss tested it was because a MAGA classmate of mine narc'd on another classmate for talking about weed on GroupMe and he got tested, failed, and subsequently expelled so rip his $80k in student loans up til that point. after that we all got tested.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol

https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/966737377506091009

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Nichael posted:

Do you guys post on C-SPAM? It's a surprisingly good forum abou TRMUP, and how everything about him is criminal. The most recent post was the first time I've heard anybody actually lay out specific allegations about Ed Balls and Orbs. They allege that the Trump empire was largely kept afloat by becoming a money laundering operation for Russian piss

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Al! posted:

ive never been to a comic convention but im told they have a certain funk to them

Me neither but I can only imagine. The most neckbeard moment I've ever seen live was definitely in a comic store. Some really impressively-autistic kid kept trying to get a selfie with Patton Oswalt like, a month after his wife had died.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

this is such an unrealistic scenario

in real life half of the gunwielders would have fired off a round approximately half a second after the gunwielder they were initially aiming at had swept them with their gun, which would have set off a chain reaction leaving most of them incapacitated in about 10 seconds

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:discourse:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

god drat

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

sulk you are a 7'2" poster in my book

lol

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

petit choux posted:

Capital punishment was abolished shortly thereafter.

lol nice

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Al! posted:

ive never been to a comic convention but im told they have a certain funk to them

i once attended a board game meetup where a guy's stank very nearly left me unconscious

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Al! posted:

ive never been to a comic convention but im told they have a certain funk to them

https://deadspin.com/275569/the-brewers-meet-the-furries

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

logikv9 posted:

upsides of a huge blue wave which destroys the earth: peter thiel's plan to escape to NZ gets hosed

downsides of a huge blue wave which destroys the earth: can't post if you're dead / servers are underwater / society is destroyed / electricity stops flowing

consolidate the data center at the top of mt Everest.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Pancakes posted:

I worked a case back in 2009 where a teenager's cousin, maybe 5 years old, wouldn't move from in front of the television while he was trying to play on his Xbox. His solution was to douse his cousin in lighter fluid, light him on fire and kick him down the stairs. You'd better believe that kid got tried as an adult.

What I'm saying is that Xbox is for sociopaths. Buy Playstation, kids.

what game? if its that good i gotta try it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Agronox posted:

i once attended a board game meetup where a guy's stank very nearly left me unconscious

I absolutely refuse to hang out with nerds for any reason because of this, the only nerd event I go to is ReplayFX (retro arcade game convention) once a year here and even that's nearly too much for me.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Duscat posted:

this is such an unrealistic scenario

in real life half of the gunwielders would have fired off a round approximately half a second after the gunwielder they were initially aiming at had swept them with their gun, which would have set off a chain reaction leaving most of them incapacitated in about 10 seconds

it's a comedy tv show

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


C-SPAM, I want you to know.

I hear you.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mariana Horchata posted:

it's a comedy tv show

turn on your monitor!

Stank
Feb 14, 2018

ASK ME TO LINK THE POST THAT GOT ME BANNED FROM REDDIT!!!
If you incentivize gun control using the market the mass shooting problem will solve itself imo.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




the gop have gotten fat and lazy off of decades of decorum and watching all of their perceived invulnerability dissolve overnight fuckin owns

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

you missed out

no it’s p much all bad

though perhaps there would be offsetting benefits for certain limited practice areas, e.g., civil rights litigation

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