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Grem posted:My goos friend retired from Broward County a few years ago and they are 100% trained to engage an active shooter. That dude was a coward. "that dude" lol like 40 cops all hovered around the school for half an hour until the shooter got bored, then they ended up picking him up at a McDonalds euphronius posted:he definitely has latent Kennedy esque instincts in there Like as much as I enjoy this hateful old man being debased, I want these kids to have some actual comfort and consolation instead of some guy trying to express something he hasn't been asked to do by reality in 50 years saying weird, random stuff to them. Hire some Trump-sounding grief counselor and put him on the horn for these things
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logikv9 posted:upsides of a huge blue wave which destroys the earth: peter thiel's plan to escape to NZ gets hosed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEndhJyA1Kc
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like how all the model and pornstar cheating stories have a part where he compares them to his daughter because he legitimately doesnt understand that thats not a good compkliment
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Pancakes posted:Woke up, got outta bed Same, same, 
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Lastgirl posted:he did it you go through all that and here's the president on the line, a once in a lifetime moment to be comforted by the leader of the free world in, hopefully, the worst time of your life *Trump pours the aural version of runny diarrhea through the phone*
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Donald J. Trump, like Robert Durst, had an especially normal and cool childhood and he has totally real and normal feelings that he can express
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Al! posted:what if we just closed all the schools!?!?!?! Betsy deVos account spotted
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i also wanna get rid of the rick perry avatar becauise amazingly he somerhow ended up being the least bad cabinet member which is a kinder fate than he deserves
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Squizzle posted:schnorkles has fully superceded baloogan as the preferred av fan art subject of cspam i've laughed at literally every single one of them, it defies all odds how good they are
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i am a real american and i demand a dick in my butt
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u gotta be on bottom tho
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pride will not allow me to sub 4 sum white boi
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kopasetic posted:i get bombarded with "please don't kill yourself, here are some resources so you don't hate your life" when the easiest solution is "free the weed" My residency orientation was this gigantic event for interns from 20+ hospitals across every specialty, and it included a 15 minute presentation on why we shouldn’t kill ourselves plus a complementary awesome pen/penlight. I took 4. They all have the Doctor Suicide Prevention Toll-Free number on them.
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trick question hillary is god
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Wolfsheim posted:like how all the model and pornstar cheating stories have a part where he compares them to his daughter because he legitimately doesnt understand that thats not a good compkliment trump is so dumb he sounds the stories hes going to tell everyone else off of escorts to see how they play im not trying to make a joke thats my honest assessment of trumps personality
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miss my doggo already it's good for him though - they have a young dog who wears him out and socializes him a bit, and it's a big busy house so he's not just laying around napping most of the day like here plus for being such a nervous, initially aggressive dog he's incredibly adept at metaphorically batting the big puppy dog eyes and making people fall in love with him
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I mean trump is and always has been incredibly racist which kind of puts a limit on how democratic he could ever have been even tho he's pro choice and am atheist
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Pancakes posted:Want to find that truck and attach the daintiest, mauvest pair of truck nuts ever to it. Want to make trucmp nuts out of these: https://www.ebay.com/itm/2-Donald-T...c8AAOSwmCVY-9VW
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Addamere posted:u gotta be on bottom tho power bottoming from the top
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euphronius posted:I mean trump is and always has been incredibly racist which kind of puts a limit on how democratic he could ever have been even tho he's pro choice and am atheist  He worships piss, money, and ivanka, in that order
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Stank posted:No one in this forum knows anything except the handles of right wing twitter users. dang you got us figured after a week and a half?
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i prefer the nikki haley one, but this is good too.
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Joementum posted:i wonder if trump ever gets mad about the money he's losing on selling naming rights You know it but that's small potatoes rn all press is good press NUMBERS!
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Epic High Five posted:miss my doggo already its nice how you love your dog and worry about him when i leave town and come back to my cats we both pretend we dont need each other for like 2 days. when the older one was younger one time i came home and she ran up to me and then stopped mid run and thought, "no gently caress you you left me" and ignored me for a week
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republicans worship. an pro choice ahte tits lmso
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From what I understand, which is very little, the cops showed up after the last shot was fired. They saw footage on a 20 minute delay that they thought was live, though, and still waited around instead of swooping in. So not only were they too late, they also moronically exposed themselves as cowards. What is wrong with Florida Man? I think that the racial and party composition of Florida is such that, in the summer*, we could pass a law to expel and travel ban Florida with bipartisan support. *doing this in the winter is unadvisable as it would likely cut America's Jewish population in half
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euphronius posted:I wish for a thicc wife 
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Potato Salad posted:Like, how much do you want to bet this person complains about money and tax? Looks like a lot of regular commuter vehicles in Virginia Beach offhand.
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