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VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:58

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# ? May 27, 2024 02:28

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

lol the cops are giving trump so much cover by being so loving stupid

the GOP are making GBS threads on the FBI and now LEOs

its...something to behold~

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:58

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

euphronius posted:

a bunch of fire fighters ran into the wtc when they knew it would probably collapse

oh right no guns

I was gonna say they died in the first tower so they didn't know it would collapse (no skyscraper had ever collapsed to fire)

But this just makes the point even clearer that the heroes don't have guns:

quote:

The police radios worked much better, and most NYPD officers were evacuated from the North Tower after the South collapsed. But traditional departmental turf wars meant there was little communication between police officers and firemen, who lost more than 100 of their number in the second collapse.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:58

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Al! posted:

which the tick

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:58

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

which the tick

most underrated the tick ep: the tick vs the big nothing

when he sees the infinity ball and is like "we have those. bigger numbers too!" and the space arthurs are like "whoooaaa wtf" its perfection

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:58

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

the tick doesn't do much for me because superhero parodies are barely a thing because superheroes are so proliofic now that they slyly wink at themselves in every movie/netflix/etc bullshit that comes out so it's like who cares

frisky dingo is good though not because of the superhero angle but kinbda in spite of it

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:59

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Solarin posted:

everything is weird and nothing matters

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

:cabot:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:59

augias: Apr 7, 2009

DryGoods posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM54Hczsz4U

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:59

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

also the nihilist slogans

# ? Feb 23, 2018 05:59

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

petit choux posted:

How about I NOT ignore my wife, take huge bong hits, and make her watch ep1 of The Tick w me because I'm too sick to have sex and she's never heard of The Tick before?

I really want to tie her down and make her watch Frisky Dingo all the way through, one season per weekend, but I'll settle for this, maybe.

drat, gently caress The Tick, I think FD is still the way to go. It's not gonna be anywhere near relevant for much longer. Help me Thread.

The tick is cool but there's a chance someone will initially find it lame and not wanna keep watching it

Frisky dingo imo, or venture bros first then frisky dingo

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:00

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

if frisky dingo hadnt been cancelled it wouldve done the same thing as archer though where it kinda runs out of ideas then keeps runnin on fumes becoming extremely hit or miss

i guess this is all TV tho basically

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:00

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:01

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

DryGoods posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:01

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

petit choux posted:

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

idk depends on ur sweetheart but id probably watch the cartoon myself

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:01

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/966832499568586752

:thunkkk:

What I'm gathering here is armed guards will solve all of the problems

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:01

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

petit choux posted:

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

animaniacs

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:03

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

misdirectomy posted:

What I'm gathering here is armed guards will solve all of the problems

they'll let a kid with a gun off with a warning if he's wearing a maga hat. it's called the "trumpy freebie"

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:03

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Mariana Horchata posted:

animaniacs

animaney

totally insaney

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:04

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

felt

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:05

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

petit choux posted:

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:05

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 2 hours!

petit choux posted:

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

space jam

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:06

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Oiled and Ready posted:

I was gonna say they died in the first tower so they didn't know it would collapse (no skyscraper had ever collapsed to fire)

But this just makes the point even clearer that the heroes don't have guns:

I'm pretty sure they knew what was happening

the fire chief was right there and died too

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:06

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

At first I thought I was dumb for assuming Trudeau would be PM for like a monarch-level length of time, but I did some quick research on Canadian politics right now and yeah Trudeau ain't going anywhere for like at least a decade unless some crazy poo poo happens

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:07

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Pancakes posted:

I keep trying to get Trump thread posters to go climbing or running with me or something but none of you fuckers live in Chicago, Trump's least favorite city.

I used to have a buddy, Death March Mark, who would take all of us out on hiking or skiing or canoeing expeditions and wear everybody the gently caress out and all the loving whining suburbanites would swear off of him. I'm one of the few idiots that went out with him on multiple trips and stayed friends. That wouldn't be you, by any chance, would it? (I could no longer survive it now, BTW)

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:07

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

shiksa posted:

they'll let a kid with a gun off with a warning if he's wearing a maga hat. it's called the "trumpy freebie"

cop: what are u planning to do with that gun son?

chud: gonna shoot up the school

cop: heh funny joke kid guess everything is clear here

chud: I want to kill everyone who isn�t white

cop: lol this kids a real hoot!

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:08

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:08

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

one of these days I need to take one of the buses that run from here up to Chicago so you can pick me up and get me drunk for a week

I'm too fat and, at the moment, out of shape to do either of those things tho. I could maybe do climbing in a three stooges kinda way tho

My fantasy is still to just rent a loving beach house around here and invite all you scamps out to a Wagner Ring party. Wagner optional.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:10

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Oiled and Ready posted:

At first I thought I was dumb for assuming Trudeau would be PM for like a monarch-level length of time, but I did some quick research on Canadian politics right now and yeah Trudeau ain't going anywhere for like at least a decade unless some crazy poo poo happens

Stephen Harper destroyed canadian conservatives for a generation

I miss Jack Layton. he was the Federal NDP leader forever, an incredible progressive, and would have fit in well with today�s politics. him and Bernie Sanders for sure would have been best pals :3:

(I also used to see him ride his bike in Toronto Chinatown for years)

Rocks has issued a correction as of 06:12 on Feb 23, 2018

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:10

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Squizzle posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:10

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

euphronius posted:

I'm pretty sure they knew what was happening

the fire chief was right there and died too

They only realized it was gonna collapse like 20 mins before it did, and they started trying to get the other firemen out ASAP. Most of them died trying to leave no man behind, which is v noble

Most of the police GTFO of both towers at that point though

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:12

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

It really is perfect. It's like a very unsubtle political cartoon come to life.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:12

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Pancakes posted:

E: They assume there are narcs everywhere, apparently.

Well, I do too, but old habits die hard.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:13

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Rocks posted:

Stephen Harper destroyed canadian conservatives for a generation

I miss Jack Layton. he was the Federal NDP leader forever, an incredible progressive, and would have fit in well with today�s politics. him and Bernie Sanders for sure would have been best pals (I also used to see him ride his bike in Toronto Chinatown for years)

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:13

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Internet Webguy posted:

cop: what are u planning to do with that gun son?

chud: gonna shoot up the school

cop: heh funny joke kid guess everything is clear here

chud: I want to kill everyone who isn’t white

cop: lol this kids a real hoot!

That cop's name? New York Timestein.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:13

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Wolfsheim posted:

if frisky dingo hadnt been cancelled it wouldve done the same thing as archer though where it kinda runs out of ideas then keeps runnin on fumes becoming extremely hit or miss

i guess this is all TV tho basically

archer was never good though.

really, their quality is their shows in chronological order

sealab 2021 > frisky dingo > archer

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:14

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

good guy with a gun?

budd dwyer

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:14

navyjack: Jul 15, 2006

petit choux posted:

Maybe I should ask you. Which one would be good to watch with my sweetheart? The old cartoon, the new Amazon series, ??

Tick:TAS has the best opening music/action combo of any show in history fight me

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:15

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Nichael posted:

It really is perfect. It's like a very unsubtle political cartoon come to life.

Another

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# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:15

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

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# ? May 27, 2024 02:28

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Utz posted:

good guy with a gun?

budd dwyer

Hitler

# ? Feb 23, 2018 06:16

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