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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Does anyone know which socialist horticultural society I am referring to? I thought I heard it in passing but now I am wondering if I just dreamt it up

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


there is a sort of angry joy in my heart at the lib dems atm

having vince cable as their leader adn then trying to go on a sort of hip social media offensive based on their platform of "we have no strong ideals" and "labour is popular and its uncool to like popular things"
even their strongest ideal is "brexit is bad" and they still wont just revoke it, they still wanna be mealy mouthed and offer a second ref instead for a chance to be humiliatingly defeated like they crave

i feel like bringing them back like this is just fanservice for me though and has jumped the shark a bit, but its a way to get the same perverse joy you can get as a UKer reading Succccc zone where you see Very Important People insisting the best way to walk down the stairs is to hurl yourself down them as hard as possible with your head exposed

the bit in the vid where someone says "corbyn wants brexit because the EU is a bad capitalist club" and shrugs when someone asks if that could be true and the next sentence talks about the strong ideals of the libdems is peak Libdem imo

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Barry Foster posted:

He's well known for having an allotment and making homemade jam, and giving it to people as gifts. He also loves trains and collects pictures of manhole covers, is a vegetarian, and doesn't drink.
Like the infamous socialist, Hitler.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


whats fun is that "corbyn will be spending money the country doesnt have!" totally misunderstands how money works, all the parties could be spending like bellows and offering whatever insane projects they want to their voters, they wouldn't even need to raise taxes, if you fuckin wanted you could cut taxes and massively raise spending, you could spend while not taking in any tax, you'd just have to find ways of combatting inflation (since thats all tax does at its base level, it destroys money from circulation to reduce inflation, it does NOT fund spending)

that they dont is telling, it tells you politicians either don't know how money works (extremely likely) or they dont want to give you nice things (also extremely likely) either because they're cruel milk-snatching tories or they're centrist dads who think free housing is one step on the road to gulags and guillotines

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


government spending is literally part of GDP so if the gov spends our GDP goes up, the formula for GDP is insanely simple

the tories for 10 years have basically been trying to make GDP go up by adding as many minus numbers to the equation as possible and scratching their heads in ape-like confusion when it doesnt work

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Imagine Rees Mogg trying to eat a Pringle.

Fucker would probably go into convulsions.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

nopantsjack posted:

there is a sort of angry joy in my heart at the lib dems atm

having vince cable as their leader adn then trying to go on a sort of hip social media offensive based on their platform of "we have no strong ideals" and "labour is popular and its uncool to like popular things"
even their strongest ideal is "brexit is bad" and they still wont just revoke it, they still wanna be mealy mouthed and offer a second ref instead for a chance to be humiliatingly defeated like they crave

i feel like bringing them back like this is just fanservice for me though and has jumped the shark a bit, but its a way to get the same perverse joy you can get as a UKer reading Succccc zone where you see Very Important People insisting the best way to walk down the stairs is to hurl yourself down them as hard as possible with your head exposed

the bit in the vid where someone says "corbyn wants brexit because the EU is a bad capitalist club" and shrugs when someone asks if that could be true and the next sentence talks about the strong ideals of the libdems is peak Libdem imo

The best part about the Lib Dems is that they are loving dead (barring something like Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell all get assassinated and the melts somehow take over) but all their supporters still love Cable, Farron and Clegg

Like, they are killing your party. What the gently caress

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




SteelMentor posted:

Imagine Rees Mogg trying to eat a Pringle.

Fucker would probably go into convulsions.

I ate...a Cheeto.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

twoday posted:

What's the source of the jam thing?

I recall that there is some kind of leftist beekeepers union or gardening club, do they also make jam?

during an interview with the bbc he gave the interviewer a jar of jam he'd made as a present

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MikeCrotch posted:

The best part about the Lib Dems is that they are loving dead (barring something like Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell all get assassinated and the melts somehow take over) but all their supporters still love Cable, Farron and Clegg

Like, they are killing your party. What the gently caress

Better dead than red

They're a party for boring hipsters and less evil olds and reject the cult of personality of corbyn

Funnily enough corbyns supporters describe him as a "boring jam grandad" whereas they're trying to spin Vince loving Cable as a respected economist lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yes lets delay more critical brexit stuff because it'll definitely succeed later for reasons. sure am glad insteasd of just letting the government collapse and either corbyn getting in charge or the mad brexiters get in charge shes just letting the mad brexiters run things so she gets to stay PM for who the gently caress knows why

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/966625182952710144

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i guess turning in your assignment late is ok when youre prime minister

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

MikeCrotch posted:

The best part about the Lib Dems is that they are loving dead (barring something like Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell all get assassinated and the melts somehow take over) but all their supporters still love Cable, Farron and Clegg

Like, they are killing your party. What the gently caress

Tbf, I don't think anyone likes Farron, especially since his post-losing interview spree where he explained actually he was very homophobic and had just been lying for political gain.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I git a question about that Lib Dem commercial. What did they mean when talked about letting the voters decide on Brexit? Do they want a final Brexit solution to be presented as a referendum and the voter say yes or no? What happens if the voters say no, does the government have to negotiate it all over again? Would the EU even be OK with that?

Is it part of a larger Lib Dem plan to make major policy decisions via referendums, or is it just this one thing?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is it part of a larger Lib Dem plan to make major policy decisions via referendums, or is it just this one thing?

it's amazing the lib dems still want to stomp on the beartrap labeled "YOU DO NOT CONTROL A MAJORITY OF THE VOTING POPULATION, IDIOT", again, again.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Guy Goodbody posted:

I git a question about that Lib Dem commercial. What did they mean when talked about letting the voters decide on Brexit? Do they want a final Brexit solution to be presented as a referendum and the voter say yes or no? What happens if the voters say no, does the government have to negotiate it all over again? Would the EU even be OK with that?

Is it part of a larger Lib Dem plan to make major policy decisions via referendums, or is it just this one thing?

it seems to me like they're trying to run on the issue of "Brexit bad, but we can still make it stop"

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
The Lib Dem’s advocating for policies they cannot or would not actually implement when in power is kind of their thing

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Loser Lib Dems

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Vince cable is an economist, who predicted the financial crash, but also fell for an extremely easy entrapment plot by a murdoch spy because he is a moronic letch.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

UrbicaMortis posted:

Tbf, I don't think anyone likes Farron, especially since his post-losing interview spree where he explained actually he was very homophobic and had just been lying for political gain.

I know a bunch of Lib Dems who were absolutely furious after Farron stepped down and thought he's been treated terribly and bullied by the media. At least TinTower was shocked after he came out and said "ACTUALLY I am a complete homophobe".

Jose posted:

yes lets delay more critical brexit stuff because it'll definitely succeed later for reasons. sure am glad insteasd of just letting the government collapse and either corbyn getting in charge or the mad brexiters get in charge shes just letting the mad brexiters run things so she gets to stay PM for who the gently caress knows why

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/966625182952710144

The Tories are putting everything off until after the May local elections, since that's going to determine whether they shitcan Theresa May or not

Guy Goodbody posted:

I git a question about that Lib Dem commercial. What did they mean when talked about letting the voters decide on Brexit? Do they want a final Brexit solution to be presented as a referendum and the voter say yes or no? What happens if the voters say no, does the government have to negotiate it all over again? Would the EU even be OK with that?

Is it part of a larger Lib Dem plan to make major policy decisions via referendums, or is it just this one thing?

It's just this one thing. And no, the EU have said before that if they negotiate a deal with the UK they expect that to be the deal. I don't think i've ever seen a Lib Dem square that with the "Take the deal or stay in the EU" referendum idea, the most likely outcome is that we would crash out if the deal was rejected (one of the reasons I think a referendum is a big pile of poo poo).

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

jBrereton posted:

Vince cable is an economist, who predicted the financial crash, but also fell for an extremely easy entrapment plot by a murdoch spy because he is a moronic letch.

He might have predicted the crash but then he decided to go along with fixing the aftermath with austerity, and has never admitted that this was a terrible, terrible plan that didn't even succeed on its own merits

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

UrbicaMortis posted:

Tbf, I don't think anyone likes Farron, especially since his post-losing interview spree where he explained actually he was very homophobic and had just been lying for political gain.

I still speak to Lib Dem’s who argue that sure he is homophobic but he never let it affect his voting so it’s fine. They’ll even double down when you point out he kept abstaining on any gay rights votes with a “But he didn’t vote against!” like that makes it okay

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/...er%3D145%23pti5

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
only Imperator Corbynista can save us

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MikeCrotch posted:

He might have predicted the crash but then he decided to go along with fixing the aftermath with austerity, and has never admitted that this was a terrible, terrible plan that didn't even succeed on its own merits

well yeah, fixing an economic downturn with austerity is like fixing a headwound by bashing it with a hammer

e: i'm sure most people itt know but its worth saying for lurkers:
its not like they got unlucky and mishandled austerity and it went bad, the only possible outcome of austerity was to damage the economy and the government was too evil, stupid or craven to realise this very basic, elementary economic fact

Communist Thoughts has issued a correction as of 18:16 on Feb 22, 2018

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

MikeCrotch posted:

The best part about the Lib Dems is that they are loving dead (barring something like Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell all get assassinated and the melts somehow take over) but all their supporters still love Cable, Farron and Clegg

Like, they are killing your party. What the gently caress

Well, would somebody still be a lib dem at this point if they weren't a political masochist?

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

Taintrunner posted:

only Imperator Corbynista can save us

Imperator Thornberry and Mad Jezza?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

MikeCrotch posted:

The best part about the Lib Dems is that they are loving dead (barring something like Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell all get assassinated and the melts somehow take over) but all their supporters still love Cable, Farron and Clegg

Adoration for loser Clegg?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo lol

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Taintrunner posted:

only Imperator Corbynista can save us

WE. ARE. COR. BOYS! (CORBOYS!)

KAMI-CRAZY CORBOYS (CORBOYS!)

FUKUSHIMA KAMI-CRAZY CORBOYS (CORBOYS!)

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Barry Foster posted:

He's well known for having an allotment and making homemade jam, and giving it to people as gifts. He also loves trains and collects pictures of manhole covers, is a vegetarian, and doesn't drink.

He is, essentially, a great big inoffensive old anorak. It's a big part of his charisma

Dumb question, what's an allotment?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
A small area of land owned normally by a council and let to people in very small areas almost always used for vegetables/fruits

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Nebakenezzer posted:

Dumb question, what's an allotment?

It's a very british thing - because so many people live in apartments but want to be proper british gardeners, the state created little plots that you can rent out. Competition for one is fierce these days, there is often a considerably long waiting list. Traditionally food is grown there - I imagine it was something to do with rationing at some point - so it's a little rural slice for urban dwellers.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

MikeCrotch posted:

It's just this one thing. And no, the EU have said before that if they negotiate a deal with the UK they expect that to be the deal. I don't think i've ever seen a Lib Dem square that with the "Take the deal or stay in the EU" referendum idea, the most likely outcome is that we would crash out if the deal was rejected (one of the reasons I think a referendum is a big pile of poo poo).

Sorry for my ignorance, but isn't there a clock of some kind on this? They have only so much time to negotiate and agree to a deal with the EU, right? What happens if they don't manage to negotiate the deal in time? Is it literally just the UK suddenly has no trade or immigration with the rest of Europe?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

if this sort of thing happened in the us it would def. cause the collapse of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQHQIhJbeFo

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Guy Goodbody posted:

Sorry for my ignorance, but isn't there a clock of some kind on this? They have only so much time to negotiate and agree to a deal with the EU, right? What happens if they don't manage to negotiate the deal in time? Is it literally just the UK suddenly has no trade or immigration with the rest of Europe?

According to some Tory twit on NPR this afternoon, there's nothing to worry about because the deadline in March 2019 means they'll get it all done because if they haven't then they'll have missed the deadline :downs:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
referenda are awful, in general

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Sorry for my ignorance, but isn't there a clock of some kind on this? They have only so much time to negotiate and agree to a deal with the EU, right? What happens if they don't manage to negotiate the deal in time? Is it literally just the UK suddenly has no trade or immigration with the rest of Europe?

Pretty much. Plus no uk planes could legally land on the continent and a million other problems. We've been intertwined for so long that it's a complete clusterfuck to untangle.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Well, it seems pretty clear that this is what’s going to happen, and that’s what at least the Dutch are preparing for.

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/965849818798215169

The tories continue to do nothing and argue about delaying action until the next round of elections or the next cabinet reshuffle

https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/964752813883609088

The consequences are becoming clearer

https://twitter.com/drivebloguk/status/966728710727618560

(Note that EU licenses wont work in the UK either)

twoday has issued a correction as of 13:06 on Feb 23, 2018

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