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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Tesseraction posted:

dogs will eat basically anything

my dog licks underwear

I mean I don't encourage it but it happens from time to time :shrug:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
oh also there’s no US ambassador to South Korea

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Joementum posted:

hasn’t mike pence been there trying to do diplomacy for weeks now? :thunk:

no one matters except for trump.

trump is the only one who matters.

-official foreign policy of America

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
She Hucks is going to South Korea too to sweet talk some trade.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



meanolmrcloud posted:

had a dream I died violently inside a McDonald’s. this is probably as close to trumps psyche as I’ll get

was there a line for the toilet

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

punchymcpunch posted:

was there a line for the toilet

Szechwan sauces is coming back so yes.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




doesnt america deserve a better or smarter person

Blatzmobile
Nov 1, 2012

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Please reveal that Duke is dirty as poo poo.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Elephanthead posted:

Szechwan sauces is coming back so yes.

hey morty

morty




morty




check out this pickle morty


morty










morty

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


We live in capitalist hellworld America and why the gently caress are we investigating people getting paid for their talents?

They're putting people on blast for receiving "as much as $1,000" lmao

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/02/22/chevy-chase-gets-into-roadside-fight-with-young-drivers-who-had-to-look-up-who-was.html

:lol:

quote:

Chevy Chase gets into roadside fight with young drivers who had to look up who he was

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

oh also there’s no US ambassador to South Korea

At this point, who would want that job? Sitting in an office in Seoul, waiting for the flash to happen.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

radical meme posted:

At this point, who would want that job? Sitting in an office in Seoul, waiting for the flash to happen.

I think you meant to say who wouldn't.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao that kid Trump visited in the hospital has some opinions on his visit
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/967002243106050048

*looks at everything trump has said and the way he talks before this*

yup that's him

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Real hurthling! posted:

badgers are dachs
Oh that owns.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
https://twitter.com/therealelp/status/967025947991052288

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




foxnews posted:

Landrio, who wants to pursue a career in law enforcement, noted that Chase stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 240 pounds , while he is just 5-foot-11 and weighs 155 pounds.

cursed height/weight

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
what is this av wtf give me the heroin one back

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

good cause im 100% certain if he went in blazin' he would have shot up a lot more kids not knowing who the gunman was

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



you just don’t understand the stress of the job. we literally put our lives on the line every day

[stands around doing nothing while kids are murdered]

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

punchymcpunch posted:

doesnt america deserve a better or smarter person

no

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ummm...

i mean she's probably smarter than dotard but she's still dumb as hell

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao that kid Trump visited in the hospital has some opinions on his visit
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/967002243106050048

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


skaboomizzy posted:


===================================

The "good guy with a gun" was a loving coward who hid behind a tree with his justice-bringer while he heard students being massacred

why does anyone think your English Lit teacher from 11th grade would do any better

gently caress this world, I hope I die soon from a massive heart attack

English Lit teacher probably would do better. Studying humanities mightve given them some loving perspective and empathy for others unlike the coward pig who failed that class and joined the academy.

gently caress pigs too btw. We cant have this conversation about disarming society without disarming the loving pigs. Not that this is news to this thread I hope.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

Today’s Trump Schedule
Friday, February 23, 2018


Fire him!

TurnBILL? Is this from the White House themselves because lmao if they've misspelled Turnbull's name

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Truga posted:

yeah how the gently caress is the govt still funded? schumer, what's your excuse??

Schumer is a republican

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

i hope it was a literal CHevy chase

LMFAO

shame that we'll never be able 2 collectively experience that shiet, unlike the piss tape

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



NEED MORE MILK posted:

you just don’t understand the stress of the job. we literally put our lives on the line every day

[stands around doing nothing while kids are murdered]

you dont understand how dangerous it is to be a cop

you might witness a coworker do a crime and then they kill you and plant evidence in your car

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Ms Chadwick please run for Congress immediately

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Joementum posted:

oh also there’s no US ambassador to South Korea

wut? then what the hell is ivanka?

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

NEED MORE MILK posted:

you just don’t understand the stress of the job. we literally put our lives on the line every day

[stands around doing nothing while kids are murdered]

like, he didn't even peek in the door or anything?

*stands outside whistling inconspicuously with hands in pockets as gun fire rings out*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Because drat she made the tweet

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Agrajag posted:

wut? then what the hell is ivanka?

shes not allowed to have an actual job title cos then its nepotism

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Agrajag posted:

ummm...

i mean she's probably smarter than dotard but she's still dumb as hell

she sucks poo poo, i hope the plane gets lost and lands in DPRK

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Blatzmobile posted:

Please reveal that Duke is dirty as poo poo.

no poo poo but also, everyone is:

https://twitter.com/anglin41/status/967026645126340608

I used to work in college sports. This is... not at all surprising in the least. Also, I'm glad I finally left college sports, because it is a loving scum business from top to bottom and I get paid double what I used to make in it for doing less awful poo poo.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

FactsAreUseless posted:

Dachshund, and they're rat-hunters. Typically dogs aren't used to go down rabbit holes, but ferrets.

We used to have a dachshund whose mom was used to hunt boar. Sausage dogs are hardcore.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

bloom posted:

Sausage dogs



:golf:

^ thats one big pile of poo poo

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Tesseraction posted:

TurnBILL? Is this from the White House themselves because lmao if they've misspelled Turnbull's name

I got it from http://www.whitehousedossier.com/trump-schedule/ dunno where they get it from but wouldn't surprise me at all if it's from the WH

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