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Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

"I really believe that, I really believe it."

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

thrawn527 posted:

Oh my god, he's bragging about changing the name of the tax cut bill from Tax Reform to Tax Cuts and Jobs "because you've gotta have jobs".

lol

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
:lol:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
it's happening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxYA48kaUE

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!
his caretakers probably said he can go off script here

its cpac, skies the limit and literally all ever tromp want is for people to clap at him

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol 'I'll use the word my administration as opposed to me' distancing himself from his administration too

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

did someone just yell "I LOVE YOU" at TRUMP?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

crazy cloud posted:

Wow trump is even more unhinged than usual at this rally

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

peepeepants posted:

did someone just yell "I LOVE YOU" at TRUMP?

yes

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



CommanderApaul posted:

The court motions got reported on incorrectly. The motion for his old legal team to leave was granted and it was run as "Gates fires Tom Green" instead of "Gates fires whoever the gently caress was representing him before Tom Green."

tom green?!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Lawman 0 posted:

lmao Trump apparently called the cop a coward
It owns that a guy who was at military school but didn't go to vietnam is poo poo talking someone for training their whole life for something and not having the courage to do it, imo

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

And I was worried that he was on script. He's rolling, now.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
:thunk:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

seriouspost, i think im going to break my two week break from smoking three days early because all this talk of arming loving teachers is making me absolutely furious

hm yes, im my social studies teacher from elementary school who looked at porn in the middle of class, was morbidly obese, and routinely engaged in shouting matches and pissing contests with students ove the smallest infractions would make a great soldier :thumbsup:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol he is so loving off script right now

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

this is the president

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I can barely look at his face, much less listen to his voice... how do you chuds do it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Squizzle posted:

the series finale of quantum leap is great and ive spent decades arguing w people who are plainly wrong about it

no

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Bearjew posted:

I can barely look at his face, much less listen to his voice... how do you chuds do it

how much do you hate yourself? increase that hate until you can watch

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
I always enjoy Trump's "Nobody has figured this out before, but I did! I did it. Finally cracked the code. *States something insanely obvious that everyone knows*"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Good soup! posted:

seriouspost, i think im going to break my two week break from smoking three days early because all this talk of arming loving teachers is making me absolutely furious

hm yes, im my social studies teacher from elementary school who looked at porn in the middle of class, was morbidly obese, and routinely engaged in shouting matches and pissing contests with students ove the smallest infractions would make a great soldier :thumbsup:

why are social studies/history teachers in elementary and high schools often crazy rear end libertarians fucktards?

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Trump stoking poo poo real hard while those bodies are still warm

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!
its true i will take your 2nd amendment! :unsmigghh:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
he's so happy about dead kids

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Tesseraction posted:

didn't he change lawyers to one who specialises in plea deals?

CommanderApaul posted:

The court motions got reported on incorrectly. The motion for his old legal team to leave was granted and it was run as "Gates fires Tom Green" instead of "Gates fires whoever the gently caress was representing him before Tom Green."

ty, i was very confused

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
LOCK HER UP

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

"If you only had a choice between the 2nd Amendment or the Tax Cuts, which would you rather have?"

What the gently caress?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
can't stop thinking about hillary

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bearjew posted:

I can barely look at his face, much less listen to his voice... how do you chuds do it

when you're on meth, it's gotta be easier

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Business Gorillas posted:

That's fair but if your whole raison detre is to be the Good Guy With A Gun, hiding in your car while the children you see and talk to every day get executed 200 feet away definitely makes you a coward

Yeah yall this is post escalator times friends

It doesn't matter if it was policy for him to await backup and not fuckin leroy Jenkins by himself with a handgun vs an ar 15


it's a lol at a cop who turbo cucked his way to letting 17 kids get murdered while he sat there holding his gun in one hand and his dick in the other lmao

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
lock her up!

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
i want my guns but i can't afford them because i didn't get my tax cut

I"LL BUY THEM ON CREDIT

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Second Amendment soundly defeats tax cuts

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

do you want second amendment or tax cuts? lol
the crowd didn't know what to do with that at first.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


"WE'RE GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL. ALL OF THE AMENDMENTS. ALL 150, WE DON'T COUNT MEW OK"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



jBrereton posted:

It owns that a guy who was at military school but didn't go to vietnam is poo poo talking someone for training their whole life for something and not having the courage to do it, imo

also a businessman who jerks off about firing people and is too scared to do it

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!
how can you mathematically fulfill more promises than you made :thunk:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

We had a crooked candidate ...

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"he fulfilled more promises than he made" this is literally impossible you loving moron

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
lock her up?

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