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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

I did a thing posted:

he actually read Starship Troopers and thinks that's what happened.

trump doesnt read

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Trump's rambling on for so long about teachers with guns that they had to delay his meeting with the PM of Australia lmao

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I did a thing posted:

CPAC is mostly just rabid base chuds, right?

the most powerful republicans in the world, yes.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
now he's talking about drive-bys occurring after a school shooting because all the students are outside

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


sovlam crew

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol yesterday the NRA was screaming that the libs want a list of the mentally ill to take their guns.

Now trump is saying we can't let the mentally ill have any weapons

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

GobiasIndustries posted:

now he's talking about drive-bys occurring after a school shooting because all the students are outside

lock them up

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
patri-otts

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

The Nastier Nate posted:

To be fair, this one had an escape plan. It didn't pan out but he definitely thought he was gonna slip out past the cops as part of the crowd.

lol probably because he was a student who knew the entire training plan.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Good soup! posted:

there was teacher at my university here in texas who was unbearably smug about texas being a big market for textbooks

"HEH.......every other school district has to incorporate TEXAS HISTORY because we are so big so EVERYONE has to learn it.......even people in the northeast :smug:"

I definitely avoided being that guy that raises his hand and tries to tell the professor he/she is wrong, but I had to go up after class and say "I lived in NJ for 20 years and I know precisely nothing about texas history beyond the most basic things"

she was surprised at this and asked me what we did when we got to those chapters in the books, perhaps kind of implying I just didnt pay attention or forgot? got super smug again so I said "we do this.....independence.....part of the union......alamo....." and mimed skipping a huge section of pages and closing the book

she barely made eye contact with me after that :(

although admirable, you generally dont want to piss off the person grading your poo poo

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Uhnn,nnnn

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
oh good he wants soldiers armed on their bases 24/7

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
lol arming people on military bases. the Air Force will accidentally shoot itself to death

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

GobiasIndustries posted:

now he's talking about drive-bys occurring after a school shooting because all the students are outside

huh what's up with that whistle that doesn't seem to make any sound?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






uhn!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

"the teacher woulda shot the hell out of him before he even knew what happened"


i loving give up

my loving god he thinks irl is just like the movies

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
One of the best parts of starship troopers is that all the teachers are ex military and also all horrifically scarred

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Business Gorillas posted:

It ain't gonna fuckin happen since this poo poo costs money

lol all they need to do is more austerity in the future to pay for stuff now. worked for the tax bill :angel:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

now he's talking about drive-bys occurring after a school shooting because all the students are outside

wtf? :psyduck:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!

GobiasIndustries posted:

"the teacher woulda shot the hell out of him before he even knew what happened"


i loving give up

i mean it happens in movies all the time

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
5 great soldiers, gotta be hard, not soft, gotta get those soldiers guns, gonna look at that

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
jfc he is so goddamn loving stupid, getting him started on gun control was the worst possible thing that could have happened

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

although admirable, you generally dont want to piss off the person grading your poo poo

that's cuck talk m8

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sexpig by night posted:

lol yesterday the NRA was screaming that the libs want a list of the mentally ill to take their guns.

Now trump is saying we can't let the mentally ill have any weapons

need a tweet

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


every gym teacher in america is actually r. lee ermey

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/967067951680688128

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
"Lets arm everyone and have shootouts in our schools!"

"WE CAN'T GLORIFY VIOLENCE"

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol "a culture that never glorifies violence" this is what he is now saying immediately after ranting about arming teachers


i cant

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

sexpig by night posted:

oh good he wants soldiers armed on their bases 24/7

dude is just spouting everything that pops into his head

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


he's still going folks

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Consummate Professional posted:

lol arming people on military bases. the Air Force will accidentally shoot itself to death

dumb idea

mattis is probably just shaking his head "dumbass"

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

we must cherish life and never glorify violence, after telling these "what if" stories about if teachers and solders had guns they'd blow away these mass shooters.




TRUMP

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/967068478732726272

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

GobiasIndustries posted:

jfc he is so goddamn loving stupid, getting him started on gun control was the worst possible thing that could have happened

is so horrifyingly dumb as loving poo poo

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Consummate Professional posted:

lol arming people on military bases. the Air Force will accidentally shoot itself to death

cant wait for every liberty call to result in massive casualties

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
mentally ill shouldn't control nuke imo

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
All right Parkland students, light this dumb mother fucker up on Twitter.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Donald Trump is going to 100% knock Reagan off as the lionized figure that the right idolizes after he leaves office. The only way that might not happen is if he loses re-election in 2020 to a BLM gay socialist and then some republicans might say "sure he was great but he gave us gay space communism".

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
who do you think is gonna have more self owns when trump mandates soldiers on base are armed at all times, air force or marines

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Sure just arm one of the nation's most at-risk and poorly-treated populations for mental health issues and put them in schools where kids love dropping books, slamming doors, and stomping on empty milk cartons, where a drat alarm rings every hour or so and the hallways fill up with people carrying backpacks.

What could go wrong

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