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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
lol owned

https://twitter.com/NewAmerica/status/967093889239781377

ed balls

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

univbee posted:

I would love to see them realistically simulate a surprise mass shooting and see how well they do.

Surprise fully realistic drills are generally bad imo bc a lot of more active emergency protocols accept a level of risk that you don't want to take in training due to the nature of the situation.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Elephanthead posted:

Is snorkels wife a turbo prop?

whatever she is i bet she really soars

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Linda Ellerbee, Lead the Teens

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

from what I remember they usually end up shooting each other or get shot by the perpetrator (who is role played by another cop)

lmao

i saw a thing yesterday where they also tend to shoot the simulated innocent students as well

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






but i am NOT a racist how could this be??????????

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Among @ForeignPolicy's 100 Leading Global Thinkers 2016

:thunk:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:owned:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

The whole GOP operates on abusive boyfriend tactics lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Gas-lighting, whining, threatening and lying

this is true, but this is different because instead of dealing with dems willing to accomodate them, they're having thousands of people tell them to go gently caress themselves

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Thom and the Heads posted:

Lmao imagine sitting in a conference for 6-8 hours just hearing a clown car of pundits making the same scared and xenophobic speeches

Imagine having a brain so full of prions it's fine and dandy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

The whole GOP operates on abusive boyfriend tactics lol

For some odd reason

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao owned u piece of poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tenderjerk posted:

what is a 'hot wash'

what you'll get if u come on over :wink:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

theres so much garbage flowing out of the shitpipe i have no idea who this is or what he said but im glad hes fired

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

hahaha god drat way to go dude

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/sarahchad_/status/967088933795454976

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I still don't understand why we want to close off our ability to arm and train openly given the wildfire spread of far right militias

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

anyone know what the tweet was?

edit:

oh, oh my...

https://twitter.com/fourhman/status/967082892164845571

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




*banging silverware on a table*

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
It is I! "Michael S Smith the second"

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


lmao

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Al! posted:

theres so much garbage flowing out of the shitpipe i have no idea who this is or what he said but im glad hes fired

his arc lasted pages 442-443 w/ conclusion @ top of 444 of the trump thred

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like a super well trained urban fighting platoon would probably do a good job of killing the active shooter but lol

the first responders are always a hodgepodge of 350 pound guys who have no idea

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



it really sucks because "oh boy oh boy oh boy" is my go to phrase for discovering more Actual American Fascism in public, and "I hear you" is a phrase I say constantly all the time in passing conversation to friends/family/coworkers

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Agrajag posted:

anyone know what the tweet was?

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/967080492767031296

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/966683611570298880

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/sarahchad_/status/967095193634828288

the virgin gop/the sarah chad

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

like a super well trained urban fighting platoon would probably do a good job of killing the active shooter but lol

the first responders are always a hodgepodge of 350 pound guys who have no idea

ok, hear me out

space marines with orbital drop capability

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sorry. sorry. i missed it. i'm sorry. what'd that guy tweet?

e: nm thanks

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Thom and the Heads posted:

It is I! "Michael S Smith the second"

u must be so disappointed in Michael S Smith The Third

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fired for stealing Nick Mullen's bits

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

juche avocado posted:

ok, hear me out

space marines with orbital drop capability

space marines have warp capability which would own

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
New American does not tolerate joke theft

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

lmao wow michAEL s. smith II rules

also you're not II. there's no such thing as a II. you're mikey jr. bitch

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
terrorism analyst dot com

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

impressively stupid

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/sarahchad_/status/966909877682491393

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


they weren't ADEPT

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