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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

Which is what your mom said when she decided to get pregnant

lol “decided”

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

noether posted:

I actually threw up in my mouth a little

I also threw up in your mouth a little

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Man, sex is so complicated, with mouth-vomiting, telomeres, penises expanding to fill virgins, the virility of gamers, re-shaming single-motherhood, the exploration of Mars, ham sandwiches with varying levels of bread-overlap, it goes on and on.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Four panels but not a Loss edit. A miracle in this thread.

Check again, it's extremely subtle

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Kennel posted:

At least it's not other way around.

You mean husky ejaculating into socks and husband eating them and making GBS threads them out OR husband making GBS threads into socks and then husky eating them and ejaculating?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Well we can't go to Jupiter, I hear it makes us more stupider!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doctor Malaver posted:

You mean husky ejaculating into socks and husband eating them and making GBS threads them out OR husband making GBS threads into socks and then husky eating them and ejaculating?

Husky making GBS threads out a sock the husband then uses for a jack rag is all so a possibility.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I think every other way around is worse. This is the best possible state of affairs is what I'm saying.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Doctor Malaver posted:

You mean husky ejaculating into socks and husband eating them and making GBS threads them out OR husband making GBS threads into socks and then husky eating them and ejaculating?
Yes

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Karate Bastard posted:

This is the best possible state of affairs is what I'm saying.

And yet the wife complains..

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Trig Discipline posted:

I also threw up in your mouth a little

thanks, as a young bird this is my primary source of nutrition

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Trig Discipline posted:

lol “decided”

Yeah I even saw your post in another thread about that but the joke didn't work otherwise

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

noether posted:

thanks, as a young bird this is my primary source of nutrition

As an adolescent deer your face and legs are my primary source of nutrition.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/966413828136296450

https://twitter.com/CopernicusG/status/966371914280153088

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/a2NVBNK.mp4

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Oh, I've heard of this. It's supposed to really enhance the flavour of the coffee bean before roasting.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbg1nEXQ1fI&t=38s

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Link to story or source, please

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Link to story or source, please

It's just a fat guy race.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/SegaCDgames/status/966832144554364930

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
It is incredibly important that you all look at the replies to that

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rocket penguins.........cancer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Guy Goodbody posted:

It is incredibly important that you all look at the replies to that

I'M A CLAY MAN WITH CANCER

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008
I'M MADE OF loving CLAY!
I'M A CLAY MAN WITH CANCER!

edit: beaten.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





The new poopsock

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


CircleOfLife.jpg

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Hey.

HEY.

HEEEYYYYYY.

Throw up in my mouth!

Ftfy

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

They should have dragged a box of KFC up the middle like the rabbit in a greyhound race.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gromit posted:

They should have dragged a box of XXXX Gold up the middle like the rabbit in a greyhound race.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Gromit posted:

They should have dragged a box of KFC up the middle like the rabbit in a greyhound race.

I'm so glad I can laugh at this anonymously.

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Garrand posted:

What you do is mix it with small amounts of milk, stirring thoroughly until you basically have a thick chocolate sludge at the bottom of your glass. Once it's like that you just pour in the rest of the milk and it mixes fine.

^this guy knows what's up.

100% cocoa powder + brown sugar to taste, whole milk. It's good.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blog Free or Die posted:

^this guy knows what's up.

100% cocoa powder + brown sugar to taste, whole milk. It's good.



is he doing a bunny ears silhouette w his hand :neckbeard:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Those loving idiots, everyone knows that it's coffee that cures racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvtp-dKfbco

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I prefer the Onion talk on racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tom6_ceTu9s

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/byrobot/status/967008749499109376

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

They're stopping there, right?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Someone send help, I can't stop laughing.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Laser tattoo removal hurts so loving bad it’s crazy.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Someone send help, I can't stop laughing.



I watched this many times before I realized he wasn't taking a selfie with a phone in a pink cat shaped case.

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