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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jim Justice is an amazingly great name

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

kopasetic posted:

wonder who the chuds will blame for literally everything once Soros kicks the bucket, the guy is pretty ancient. it is pretty mind boggling just how much poo poo George Soros is responsible for. The Missouri GOP even blamed their shithead governor's indictment on George Soros lol

nazis in loving Georgia (the country) had a Soros protest the other day lmao

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Rah! posted:

https://twitter.com/DanielaMarinov1/status/967142353231400960

yes i am #1 amerikanski

USA USA i am love to make freench fries

26 tweets a day for 6 years :thunk:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Quotey posted:

please no farage tweets, this thread is for me to get away from uk politics

well hes speaking at CPAC so...too bad

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

i think its hilarious how much he hosed up this trip

its like, trump levels of gently caress up

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Remember when that leaked conversation came out where Republican congressmen we saying this guy and Trump were owned by Russia and ended with Paul Ryan swearing then to silence because they were family.

Still mad that didn't get more attention.

drat i forgot about that. Amazing that they didnt all get imprisoned/guillotined after that lol :911:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


reminder we are all going to die choking on CO2

https://twitter.com/splillo/status/967146529252311041

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

what's unfortunate for the world?

Phase 2, which trump says will take place if the north korean sanctions don't seem to work

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

well okay here's one

:laffo: good lord he's such a moron i love that transcript

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

tunak tunak

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

jim justice looks and sounds like the type of guy to throw his cowboy hat on the gruond in anger

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/CoganSchneier/status/967147962311864321

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/MaximEristavi/status/966698391731306501

wonder who the next (((globalist))) scapegoat will be for nazis worldwide

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
lovin all these corporations thinking it'll be a pr coup to cancel their incentive programs for the NRA rather than making everybody wonder why they were buddying up with the gunfuckers in the first place

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



kopasetic posted:

wonder who the chuds will blame for literally everything once Soros kicks the bucket, the guy is pretty ancient. it is pretty mind boggling just how much poo poo George Soros is responsible for. The Missouri GOP even blamed their shithead governor's indictment on George Soros lol

strike out "Soros" and replace it with "The Jews", friend

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

the bitcoin of weed posted:

https://twitter.com/MaximEristavi/status/966698391731306501

wonder who the next (((globalist))) scapegoat will be for nazis worldwide

(((Bezos)))

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

reminder we are all going to die choking on CO2

https://twitter.com/splillo/status/967146529252311041

lol all the cold in the artic is here where i am atm and id like it to go back to the artic

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

He is the only mortal being to fall from great heights on the steppe... as a goof

He is often asked if he hails from the Himalayas; his unwavering reply? 'We like to say Themalayas'

His 5th-great grandfather was a founder of modern Singapore, one of India's friendliest neighbors (and yes, he's dreadfully sorry about the slavery and the opium dens allowed by his 5th-great granpappy)

He's got the Sikhist defence minister -- and he's got his back, cause he's his brahman

He is the Indian national song made flesh (Vande Mataram - "I Bow To Thee, Mother")

It is foretold he will one day make peace in Kashmir (probably a sweater)

The one thing that scares him? Scheer luck.

His title befits the path before him...
For he is the Right, Honorable, Just & True Dao

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

reminder we are all going to die choking on CO2

https://twitter.com/splillo/status/967146529252311041

my friends at the CO2 Coalition assure me that CO2 is in fact good and healthy and we are doing a disservice by trying to starve the poor plants of their vital CO2

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Duscat posted:

Phase 2, which trump says will take place if the north korean sanctions don't seem to work

everything is according to plan

*steeples fingers*

please proceed governor,

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

:laffo: good lord he's such a moron i love that transcript

It's prob the best thing the Onion has ever done

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

That DICK! posted:

jim justice looks and sounds like the type of guy to throw his cowboy hat on the gruond in anger

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

strike out "Soros" and replace it with "The Jews", friend

yeah sure but you gotta have a figurehead to write the antifa checks. nobody is getting antifa checks from "The Jews"

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
GOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRKKKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/967151357512880128

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/967150374644789248

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol all of the gop is owned by russia

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kopasetic posted:

my friends at the CO2 Coalition assure me that CO2 is in fact good and healthy and we are doing a disservice by trying to starve the poor plants of their vital CO2

every day i wake up next to my wife, a giant blowup doll filled with CO2, and plant a sweet kiss upon it's cheek. time to go to work at the death factory

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

So is this a new person indicted or a new indictment for Gates/Manafort?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Bonus trivia:

On April 14, 1972, Trudeau's father and mother hosted a gala at the National Arts Centre, at which visiting U.S. president Richard M. Nixon said, "I'd like to toast the future prime minister of Canada, to Justin Pierre Trudeau", to which Pierre Elliott Trudeau responded that should his son ever assume the role, he hoped he would have "the grace and skill of the president".

Earlier that same day, U.S. first lady Pat Nixon had come to see him in his nursery to deliver a gift, a stuffed toy Snoopy.

Nixon's White House audio tapes later revealed Nixon referred to that visit as "wasting three days up there. That trip we needed like a hole in the head."

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

yes but where is peepee tape?

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/fredfli30817030/status/966770658209275904

I didn't know this about Soros. I can understand the hate toward him given the fact that he spent his childhood as a Jewish Nazi

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




that's reaching a little further

gregday
May 23, 2003

pathetic little tramp posted:

So is this a new person indicted or a new indictment for Gates/Manafort?

more against manafort

the turbofucking is accelerating

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

kopasetic posted:

my friends at the CO2 Coalition assure me that CO2 is in fact good and healthy and we are doing a disservice by trying to starve the poor plants of their vital CO2

no wrong the plants are evil leeches who steal the precious gas from the air, preventing the rise of the spectral mudcrabs

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Oiled and Ready posted:

He is the only mortal being to fall from great heights on the steppe... as a goof

He is often asked if he hails from the Himalayas; his unwavering reply? 'We like to say Themalayas'

His 5th-great grandfather was a founder of modern Singapore, one of India's friendliest neighbors (and yes, he's dreadfully sorry about the slavery and the opium dens allowed by his 5th-great granpappy)

He's got the Sikhist defence minister -- and he's got his back, cause he's his brahman

He is the Indian national song made flesh (Vande Mataram - "I Bow To Thee, Mother")

It is foretold he will one day make peace in Kashmir (probably a sweater)

The one thing that scares him? Scheer luck.

His title befits the path before him...
For he is the Right, Honorable, Just & True Dao

lollin'

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana

kopasetic posted:

yeah sure but you gotta have a figurehead to write the antifa checks. nobody is getting antifa checks from "The Jews"
Not true I'm depositing a check rn from "THE JEWS" and in the memo line it says "antifa"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SKULL.GIF posted:

“There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump,”

*uneasy laughter*

"Swear to God---"

“No leaks... No leaks." *looks around* "This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

paul ryan and friends knew donny, dana, and countless others in their party were full members of the russian mafia and covered it up

and that's somehow recorded and widely available audio and there were no loving consequences

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lol

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