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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Leto came up in the poster thread re this movie

Anyway, that trailer is very Black Rain aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95-bc1DZovg

e:holy poo poo the cut on Letos eyebrow is the same as when Douglas gets when he headbutts the sumo guy

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
poo poo, now I'm gonna go home and watch Black Rain.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

poo poo, now I'm gonna go home and watch Black Rain.

its so good

- noir crime mystery
- american fear of japan
- douglas & garcia in their prime
- 1980s
- also the soundtrack
- yes

e: also ive literally watched it on laserdisc

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Feb 24, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Snowman_McK posted:

Sort of Home Alone with Oracle. I can get behind that.

Better be quick, Deadpool director Tim Miller and Brian Michael Bendis is likely trying to make a Home Alone with Kitty Pride movie.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

I can't be bothered to pay for Netflix, so I can't tell you how bad Mute by Duncan Jones is; only that it's about an Amish-mute-bartender in Blade Runner Berlin, as well as two guys called Bill and Ted complete with a sex-robot and paedophilic overtones

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/23/mute-review-netflix-duncan-jones-sci-fi

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mute

http://thewertzone.blogspot.ie/2018/02/mute.html

This review likes it:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/mute-is-an-excellent-film-noir-that-just-happens-to-be-1823218213

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



The MSJ posted:

Better be quick, Deadpool director Tim Miller and Brian Michael Bendis is likely trying to make a Home Alone with Kitty Pride movie.


This review likes it:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/mute-is-an-excellent-film-noir-that-just-happens-to-be-1823218213

It's io9 though.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
wrong thread

Schwarzwald fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Feb 24, 2018

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Coaaab posted:

I'm not sure you could script something so perfectly horrendous as having Benoit strangle his disabled son with the same signature move that won him the world title

Probably because he didn't actually do that and you're literally parroting a /wooo/ and/or ancient PSP meme

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Speaking of Michael Douglas, my wife and I watched Romancing The Stone last week because she had never seen it. It actually holds up surprisingly well, and both Douglas and Kathleen Turner turn in some really fun and charming performances.

But holy poo poo.

I had completely forgotten about the villain graphically getting his hand bitten off by a crocodile.

Ah, the good old 80's-era PG rating.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
yeah you could get away with a loving lot in the 80s if you were a big studio, you actually had to try to get an R.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



God I had nightmares about that hand being bitten off. I can still see the stump in my mind.

Also, huge preteen crush on Kathleen Turner

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Krankenstyle posted:

Also, huge preteen crush on Kathleen Turner

The line starts thata way.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

The MSJ posted:

Well now they are moving on to having a DC-Watchmen crossover.

The Dark Knight was basically Watchmen already, ends with peace achieved via a lie and a surveillance state.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

His brain was basically mush from all the blows to the head. It should've been a watershed moment for the concussion/CTE issue but the WWE did a really efficient and thorough job of scrubbing him from their history so nothing happened.

I remember at the time the media were focusing on "roid rage" (which is much more short term). Understanding of CTE was still years away.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fart City posted:

The line starts thata way.

lets let anciennitet decide. who of us is oldest (im literally hella old)

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Inspector Gesicht posted:

I can't be bothered to pay for Netflix, so I can't tell you how bad Mute by Duncan Jones is; only that it's about an Amish-mute-bartender in Blade Runner Berlin, as well as two guys called Bill and Ted complete with a sex-robot and paedophilic overtones

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/23/mute-review-netflix-duncan-jones-sci-fi

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mute

http://thewertzone.blogspot.ie/2018/02/mute.html

I just watched it. It's very uneven. I'm not sure if it has too many characters or too few.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Mute is okay and would have been better with the whole character of Duck taken out. I don't think the way he's handled is terrible in the end, but his presence lends the movie a really uncomfortable tone that doesn't otherwise quite fit it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Fart City posted:

Speaking of Michael Douglas, my wife and I watched Romancing The Stone last week because she had never seen it. It actually holds up surprisingly well, and both Douglas and Kathleen Turner turn in some really fun and charming performances.

But holy poo poo.

I had completely forgotten about the villain graphically getting his hand bitten off by a crocodile.

Ah, the good old 80's-era PG rating.

Cute little thing was the novelizations of it and it's sequel were both written by "Joan Wilder"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i just watched the trailer again (its bad, dont) but oh my god, that scene where Douglas faceplants between Turners legs

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

yeah you could get away with a loving lot in the 80s if you were a big studio, you actually had to try to get an R.

My favorite PG movie as a kid is was definitely The Beastmaster.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Mute is okay and would have been better with the whole character of Duck taken out. I don't think the way he's handled is terrible in the end, but his presence lends the movie a really uncomfortable tone that doesn't otherwise quite fit it.

True. There's too many interactions going on but his whole pederast angle is the worst and him giving Leo a voice as revenge did not make sense. They should have just left it between Paul Rudd's Cactus Bill and Skarsgard's Leo, since that was more than enough plot.

Anyway, going back to Catwoman chat, one of the writers of that film responded to someone's hot take on Michelle Obama's praise of Black Panther, which did add some insight into what he thinks of the finished product and why it failed...

https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967206562287661057
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967238492618027010
--
https://twitter.com/ToddCMatthy/status/967218582106099713
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967426397890256896

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Young Freud posted:

Anyway, going back to Catwoman chat, one of the writers of that film responded to someone's hot take on Michelle Obama's praise of Black Panther, which did add some insight into what he thinks of the finished product and why it failed...

He's got good reason to be bitter:
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967239086376300544

He's not exaggerating, he got a story credit on Transformers a few years after Catwoman but apart from that he's been working in TV ever since, that was the end of his cinema career.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He's got good reason to be bitter:
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967239086376300544

He's not exaggerating, he got a story credit on Transformers a few years after Catwoman but apart from that he's been working in TV ever since, that was the end of his cinema career.

I like the exchange at the beginning of the thread with someone who knows him, that he wanted to bring it up in meeting, but he wanted him to like his kid so he never did.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He's got good reason to be bitter:
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967239086376300544

He's not exaggerating, he got a story credit on Transformers a few years after Catwoman but apart from that he's been working in TV ever since, that was the end of his cinema career.

Well his TV career has been better since he's actually EPing/creating stuff instead of just being one of a half dozen screenwriters.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Leverage was a good show so I'm glad Catwoman sucked if it got him stuck on tv and helping make that.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Leverage is always nice to revisit (although I wish it were still on Netflix); I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed it, considering Timothy Hutton is generally a complete non-starter for me.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
I don't care for Hutton either. Only thing I've seen where I actually enjoyed his presence was TAPS.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

John Rogers also did a good Dungeons and Dragons comic. Give him a Dungeons and Dragons movie.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Timothy Hutton's A Nero Wolfe Mystery is a fuckin' classic series and I highly reccomend it to anyone. It's got an ensemble cast and it's an incredible amount of fun.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


GrandpaPants posted:

John Rogers also did a good Dungeons and Dragons comic. Give him a Dungeons and Dragons movie.

Too bad it got cancelled before it could end

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Does John Rogers still post on here? I know he did when he was writing Blue Beetle.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Taintrunner posted:

Timothy Hutton's A Nero Wolfe Mystery is a fuckin' classic series and I highly reccomend it to anyone. It's got an ensemble cast and it's an incredible amount of fun.

Maury Chaykin is the definitive actor for Nero Wolfe, like Jeremy Brett for Sherlock Holmes and David Suchet for Poirot.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

i just watched the trailer again (its bad, dont) but oh my god, that scene where Douglas faceplants between Turners legs

Now we know where he really got that throat cancer from. Turner obviously had it for a long time with that voice of hers.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Timby posted:

Leverage is always nice to revisit (although I wish it were still on Netflix); I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed it, considering Timothy Hutton is generally a complete non-starter for me.

Falcon and the Snowman is one of my favorite movies but I just realized I can't remember another Timothy Hutton movie I've watched

Edit: I remembered Ordinary People which was good

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Young Freud posted:

True. There's too many interactions going on but his whole pederast angle is the worst and him giving Leo a voice as revenge did not make sense. They should have just left it between Paul Rudd's Cactus Bill and Skarsgard's Leo, since that was more than enough plot.

Anyway, going back to Catwoman chat, one of the writers of that film responded to someone's hot take on Michelle Obama's praise of Black Panther, which did add some insight into what he thinks of the finished product and why it failed...

https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967206562287661057
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967238492618027010
--
https://twitter.com/ToddCMatthy/status/967218582106099713
https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/967426397890256896

It would be hilarious if the screenwriter for Steel also jumped in.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

AceOfFlames posted:

It would be hilarious if the screenwriter for Steel also jumped in.

That actually would be great. Kenneth Johnson created the TV scifi miniseries V and Alien Nation as well as creating the original Bionic Woman TV show and developing the 70s The Incredible Hulk show and he had a ton of writing credits between 1970 to when he wrote Steel in 1997 and then suddenly there's a 10 year gap. He also had a ton of producer credits from 1970 onwards that come to a screeching halt in 1997.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425540/

I was meaning to write a big effortpost ages ago about how superhero movies have a tendency to end careers but I never got around to it.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Feb 25, 2018

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hi is this the Mute support group? Because Mute was really loving bad and boring and I wish I could unwatch it. I want those 2 hours of my life back.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Better than losing money.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


What's Marc Webb up to these days

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That actually would be great. Kenneth Johnson created the TV scifi miniseries V and Alien Nation as well as creating the original Bionic Woman TV show and developing the 70s The Incredible Hulk show and he had a ton of writing credits between 1970 to when he wrote Steel in 1997 and then suddenly there's a 10 year gap. He also had a ton of producer credits from 1970 onwards that come to a screeching halt in 1997.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425540/

He's attempting to do another V reboot. Both the TV series and especially the 2009 series with Elizabeth Mitchell left a bad taste in his mouth. I'm not sure if it's a going to be a reboot or a sequel. He wrote a sequel novelization and it reads a bit like proto-Half Life 2, with the Visitors expanding their occupation and sucking up so much water that the sea level is dropping.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was meaning to write a big effortpost ages ago about how superhero movies have a tendency to end careers but I never got around to it.

I'm wondering what's Michael Bay's future post-Transformers. A large part of his career is that franchise (5 feature films out of 13 in is a lot, not to mention it was a literal decade) and having Hasbro throw it aside and rebooting it after Bumblebee seems like it's a waste of his life. That and the Bayformer movies racked in the money up until this last one, but were critically lambasted and loaded with audience regret (trying to figure out a term for 'enjoyed the movie in theaters but outside of it, realizes it's bad').

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Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'd almost say the Bayformer movies are about the spectacle. They're big and loud, like July 4th fireworks; people go see them every year and ooh and aah over them, but later on, realize they've seen it before and it's not quite as exciting as it was at the time.

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