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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

somethingawful is a good website, she should have an account

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
GET THE BUTT!! DO SOMETHING!!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Rah! posted:

its time to guac n roll

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

CodeJanitor posted:

considering her dis-proportionate body type and the fact she is covered in hair, is reality really a nit pick at this point?

The butthole is not at the top of the buttcrack.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Guy Goodbody posted:

somethingawful is a good website, she should have an account

time to bork misses schnork

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
avatar suggestion this or like:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

lmao she will learn ur terrifying aeroplane goatse secrets

lol goatsecrets

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

my husband has an account and so far we haven't divorced each other but ymmv

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
someone post the schnork in the doghouse because of hearthstone pic tia

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

someone post the schnork in the doghouse because of hearthstone pic tia

https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/873823524

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Mariana Horchata posted:

u can do so w/o doxxing her yanno

ye this is right, just ask her not to mention you ever and don't say you've done it. probably wont even post in the trump thread! shell just end up in coupons or phiz or something

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

thanks op now im a furry

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Quotey posted:

ye this is right, just ask her not to mention you ever and don't say you've done it. probably wont even post in the trump thread! shell just end up in coupons or phiz or something

pet island, actually

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

one of us one of us one of us

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Naerasa posted:

my husband has an account and so far we haven't divorced each other but ymmv

wow i cant believe turdfuzz has a wife

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I'm going to die alone, and I have an account. It's awesome!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Hell YES BAY-beeeeeyow! woooooooooo!!!

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Alan Is More Upset posted:

Just saw this on my town's talk page:


what

Alan Is More Upset posted:

Just saw this on my town's talk page:


what

uh.
um.
so, I don’t want to upset you, but that is to make the kids take longer to kill so other kids can get away. That is literally and explicitly the purpose of that part of the active shooter drill. :cry:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

That DICK! posted:

Hell YES BAY-beeeeeyow! woooooooooo!!!

capital knockers, madam

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

angerbeet posted:

capital knockers, madam

... err

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

pet island, actually

:catstare:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

shut up jeb

make me binch

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

GROFF. GROFF.. GROFFFFFFFF. GROFF

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

navyjack posted:

uh.
um.
so, I don’t want to upset you, but that is to make the kids take longer to kill so other kids can get away. That is literally and explicitly the purpose of that part of the active shooter drill. :cry:

I've come to the conclusion that people who oppose banning guns are bad people.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






it's a call to action against entrenched capital

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Al! posted:

wow i cant believe turdfuzz has a wife

if you think that's crazy, wait til you find out he's got several

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Schnorkles posted:

someone post the schnork in the doghouse because of hearthstone pic tia

ugh time to dive into the folder. i really need to name/categorise the things i save, the time it takes me...



ok that was quicker than usual. tell the wife The Big Q said hi

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

you know you're the only schnork I could bork

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


That DICK! posted:

GROFF. GROFF.. GROFFFFFFFF. GROFF

:yeah:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

Day 1: Honey, what is this about a 'Jeb'?

Day 12: how do you like this gif i made about pence loving a horse?

Day 23:*painting a skull on her face* death is a window and in its glint i've seen the piss tape playing eternally

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
btw schnork i imagine ur wife as a svelt but professional refeuling plane

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

oh, hell fellas. I’ll definitely be weird to your wives.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

DryGoods posted:

Day 1: Honey, what is this about a 'Jeb'?

Day 12: how do you like this gif i made about pence loving a horse?

Day 23:*painting a skull on her face* death is a window and in its glint i've seen the piss tape playing eternally

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

That DICK! posted:

oh, hell fellas. I’ll definitely be weird to your wives.

ladies, I'll be weird to your husbands

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

DryGoods posted:

Day 1: Honey, what is this about a 'Jeb'?

Day 12: how do you like this gif i made about pence loving a horse?

Day 23:*painting a skull on her face* death is a window and in its glint i've seen the piss tape playing eternally

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

my wife wants me to buy her an account.

i am terrified at this new development and have attempted to put it off

I've bought accounts for like 4 girlfriends and it never took.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i used diablofont exclusively on my geocities back in 1999-2000

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
my wife bought an SA account to post pictures of our cats and then never used it again. better than average posting career.

powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009

DryGoods posted:

Day 1: Honey, what is this about a 'Jeb'?

Day 12: how do you like this gif i made about pence loving a horse?

Day 23:*painting a skull on her face* death is a window and in its glint i've seen the piss tape playing eternally

MANY SUCH CASES

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

me, PMing your wife: hey cutie. your husbands a loser - his posts are bad. the other posters? they don’t like him. don’t shoot the messenger babe lol.... sure I can meet u after work

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