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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sacro posted:

The second amendment should be repealed and private ownership of sport or hunting weapons should be a privilege for people that can prove they are responsible adults, come at me

Self-defense is an important and legitimate use for weapons

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Self-defense is an important and legitimate use for weapons

You should start a thread about it!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

And just like that, discussions of reasonable gun control measures was eliminated from the discussion. Just like real life!

So what did the fat retard do today? Has Kelly or McMaster quit yet? When's Tillerson jumping ship?

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Concerned about gun posts, dad turns in son’s phones. Cops find something else.

quote:

After the Parkland school shooting that horrified the nation, a Miami father told police he was worried about his son’s disturbing posts with guns on Instagram and Snapchat.

So he gave investigators his son’s smartphones — and they found child porn, cops say.

Miami-Dade Schools police early Friday jailed Sean Mesa, 18, a student at Dr. Michael Krop Senior High, on charges of possessing child pornography, as well as improper display of a firearm.

:hmbol:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/967464280592445440
lol thanks Facebook

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
looks like we got cucked by the zuck

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Stryder posted:

Not shown: Michael Steele was actually sitting in the room when this was said.

https://amp.businessinsider.com/former-rnc-chair-michael-steele-responds-to-racial-insult-cpac-2018-2018-2

"I never thought the white people would throw ME under the bus!!!" Says a black man who joined the "white people who throw black people under bus" party.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

1redflag posted:

And just like that, discussions of reasonable gun control measures was eliminated from the discussion. Just like real life!

So what did the fat retard do today? Has Kelly or McMaster quit yet? When's Tillerson jumping ship?

In a brilliant manoeuvre there has already been a palace coup by the generals. Quite obviously the president is incapacitated so those guys are doing all the work, and they can’t be fired because there’s no one willing to do the job they’ll vacate

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

graham cracker posted:

"I never thought the white people would throw ME under the bus!!!" Says a black man who joined the "white people who throw black people under bus" party.

White guy: "he deserved it"

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

White guy: "he deserved it"

He knew what he signed up for.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Schnekloth/status/967468545054576640?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3

“Just as the story of Nehemiah in the good book, Nehemiah was called to build that wall to protect the city. We are all called to do something. Nehemiah had naysayers who told him, ‘Nehemiah get down you can’t build that wall.’ He looked at them and said, ‘oh no, I can because God called me to build this wall.’”

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Lol arkansas

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Nehewhoah?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/Schnekloth/status/967468545054576640?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3

“Just as the story of Nehemiah in the good book, Nehemiah was called to build that wall to protect the city. We are all called to do something. Nehemiah had naysayers who told him, ‘Nehemiah get down you can’t build that wall.’ He looked at them and said, ‘oh no, I can because God called me to build this wall.’”

Pretty sure your dumb, fat, hateful president isn't God. Or a God. Or even slightly divine.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

bloom posted:

If? You don't get to be that old and live on fast food and also have functioning bowels.

idk how much smell adult diapers block but I'm just gonna assume the oval office puts the worst goonlairs to shame when it comes to smell.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Outrail posted:

Pretty sure your dumb, fat, hateful president isn't God. Or a God. Or even slightly divine.

Because this sounds like trump. Definitely would help build the wall with his own two hands and also fight corruption lol

The enemies of the Jews – Sanballat of Samaria, Tobiah the Ammonite, Geshem the Arab, and the men of Ashdod – plot to attack Jerusalem which necessitates the Jews working with weapons in their hands.
Nehemiah sees that the Jewish nobles are oppressing the poor, and forces the cancellation of all debt and mortgages; while previous governors have been corrupt and oppressive, he has been righteous and just.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Bob NewSCART posted:

Because this sounds like trump. Definitely would help build the wall with his own two hands and also fight corruption lol

The enemies of the Jews – Sanballat of Samaria, Tobiah the Ammonite, Geshem the Arab, and the men of Ashdod – plot to attack Jerusalem which necessitates the Jews working with weapons in their hands.
Nehemiah sees that the Jewish nobles are oppressing the poor, and forces the cancellation of all debt and mortgages; while previous governors have been corrupt and oppressive, he has been righteous and just.

Get to the bit where they ate the rich. Are rich people kosher?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

happyhippy posted:

Then on twitter that night:

"I did a great poo. Everyone loved it. Crooked Hillary wishes she could poo like me."

"FAKE NEWS CNN and Failing New York Times reporting LIES that I poo poo myself! Don't believe them! What ACTUALLY happened (And what the FAKE NEWS SICKOS won't report) is that I grunted, strained, and enjoyed a healthy, natural bowel movement before PROVING to my loving idiot sons that yes, you loving CAN through a Congressional Medal of Honor like a ninja star. But the media just doesn't want to report on my ninja skills focusing on that 'child' (Did you see the tits on her? If there's turf on the field, play ball. I coined that phrase.) and FALSELY claiming she'll never see out of that eye again. Bullshit, I know more about eye trauma than the doctors. Believe me."

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Sacro posted:

The second amendment should be repealed and private ownership of sport or hunting weapons should be a privilege for people that can prove they are responsible adults, come at me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


Okay, just hear me out on this one:
What if, instead of banning firearms, we murdered and exsanguinated all high school children and gave youthful blood transfusions to registered Republicans?
I think that's a compromise we can all get behind.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/Schnekloth/status/967468545054576640?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3

“Just as the story of Nehemiah in the good book, Nehemiah was called to build that wall to protect the city. We are all called to do something. Nehemiah had naysayers who told him, ‘Nehemiah get down you can’t build that wall.’ He looked at them and said, ‘oh no, I can because God called me to build this wall.’”

Why is old testament god always coming up with the poo poo chores?

Never is it, "brew mead", "smoke weed" or "bake cookies for the community".

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?

People want something new, not something they've heard a thousand tiems already

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?

Because Jesus would have rolled his eyes at everyone and run as an independent.

And he'd get less votes than noone put together.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

People want something new, not something they've heard a thousand tiems already

Pity they can't write a new version of the bible with a compelling protagonist and poo poo. I'd call it the 'new' testament.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?
Or if they have to read the OT, why can't they just read Song of Songs and touch themselves like a normal person?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Mr.Tophat posted:

This projection is outstanding

The Snake is a VERY GOOD song, but holy gently caress is it a VERY BAD way for the leader of a country built on immigration to describe immigrants. Even for Trump, this is a wow.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bob NewSCART posted:

Tobiah the Ammonite

This guy?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967472757025001472

lol he's still going w/ this.

The States are broke & soon the Federal government will be too.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

president goodbrains posted:

A “gun free” school is a magnet for bad people.
I can't believe that the president of the united states would state this.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Hmm, I'm north of the American border but I gotta say, looking in, it seems like the States has a case of Crazy loving Lunatic In The White House. Not too sure... may need to prescribe a barium enema fluoroscopy exam to determine if true.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?

Doesn't line up with the cult's dogma, sry.

coke
Jul 12, 2009

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967472757025001472

lol he's still going w/ this.

The States are broke & soon the Federal government will be too.
judging from the vegas or high school shooting, you'll need at least an ar15 to have any chance since that's the shooter's weapon of choice


lol at the thought of a teacher walking down the hallway with a loaded ar15 on their back ready to go

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I don't know if it was here or in cspam, but someone pointed out that arming 20% of teachers would make armed teachers outnumber any branch of the military. "very inexpensive", sure.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

coke posted:

lol at the thought of a teacher walking down the hallway with a loaded ar15 on their back ready to go

On their back? That would greatly diminish their response time. What if one of their very own students whips out a gun and starts mowing down people in the class room? Or points it right at the teacher?! Gotta have that rifle in both hands at all times. Schools are a literal war zone, there's no place or time to be complacent....

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bloom posted:

I don't know if it was here or in cspam, but someone pointed out that arming 20% of teachers would make armed teachers outnumber any branch of the military. "very inexpensive", sure.

lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967472757025001472

lol he's still going w/ this.

The States are broke & soon the Federal government will be too.

Pay teachers more so they will kill without hesitation, but don't expect any federal funding for it - the retard president

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider


I can't believe I'm actually writing this but, you win, Bush!

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Teachers will get free blueprints to 3d print their guns. Boom! Problem solved. Yw

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Would Obama win if he ran in 2020? And part of his platform was letting presidents stay for unlimited terms?

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Egbert Souse posted:

Why is always this obscure Bible poo poo invoked rather than obvious stuff like literally anything Jesus said in the Gospels?

Because Jesus is a loving hippy bum who doesn't want you to go fightclub on people you hate.
He wants you to let them poo poo on you and take it like a pussy.

So best to side with old God, the schizo kid killing with bears, daughter/father incest loving, salt pillar loving with, demon expelling, talking donkey batshit so you can do what you want and call it righteous.

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