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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



HAHAH, saw the loop half way wondering what happened, then it paid off! loving idiot!

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SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Proteus Jones posted:

Agreed. The Canadians should have had far more time in the box than was actually called.

You cannot assume just because they play womens hockey that they are gay. Not cool dude.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



I'd like to know how else you're going to tow that thing with an SUV :colbert:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Schadenfreude but also what in the actual gently caress

https://twitter.com/alistaircoleman/status/966076558191587328

https://twitter.com/cukeking/status/967223214391906304

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ziv Zulander posted:

I'd like to know how else you're going to tow that thing with an SUV :colbert:

I know it wasn't really a serious question, but here's a serious answer.



The gooseneck hitch trailer trailer.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Uhh but piss is sterile (until the instant it leaves your body)

and I don't think its even properly sterile in your bladder

Not Operator has a new favorite as of 12:24 on Feb 24, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




remember that old gbs thread where (i think it was Martin Random or someone) whoever gave a recipe for getting sexy pheromones. It was basically piss & sperm and more than one goon tried it.

the internet never changes

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

From the OSHA thread:

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Not Operator posted:

Uhh but piss is sterile (until the instant it leaves your body)
Just in case you weren't joking: Being exposed to conditions outside of your body has nothing to do with it. Urine is simply not sterile. Doesn't matter if you're healthy or suffering from a urine tract infection. Your piss contains bacteria and other junk. It was believed to be sterile because people really misinterpreted how the first midstream urine test worked.

I read an old first-aid instruction manual from the 70s a wile back that actually recommended peeing on open wounds in order to wash them, if you didn't have clean water available.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Something something, eyeballing a dose, something something.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
I've got a face full of piss these guys can have, just text me.

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

DiggityDoink posted:

I've got a face full of piss these guys can have, just text me.

Oh great, another secret service subpoena for lowtax :mad:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DiggityDoink posted:

I've got a face full of piss these guys can have, just text me.

:hai: never go out without piss

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/IVQPiwT.gifv

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



be careful thinking up "funny" new prefixes to freude, apparently Fisting und pissen Freude is also a thing?!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I guess this is the piss page now

potentially NWS due to peeing dude :nws: https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/HappyLavishHeterodontosaurus :nws:

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

Garrand posted:

WTF is he even trying to do? Is that supposed to be a clean?
Continental clean. It's more of a strongman thing. You clean it to your belly (or belt for non-fatties) with a mixed grip first, then switch grips and rack it from there. It allows more weight to be cleaned.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:piaa:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Who is that and why is someone stealing all his info?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Who is that and why is someone stealing all his info?

They're stealing his info because he basically went online and dared everyone to do it by saying it could never happen, while also having cryptocoins for them to steal.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I assume that anyone who spends a lot of time on social media talking about how they're doing with Bitcoins is going to be a prime target for hackers.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


muscles like this! posted:

I assume that anyone who spends a lot of time on social media talking about how they're doing with Bitcoins is going to be a prime target for hackers.

Or the FBI.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Grey Fox posted:

I guess this is the piss page now

potentially NWS due to peeing dude :nws: https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/HappyLavishHeterodontosaurus :nws:

there are at least 5 surveillane cams recording some dude pissing in a elevator lol

also aftermath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJEffPpS6o

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

This is like that psych test with the basketball gorilla. I watched the gif loop like 5 times before I noticed... it. :morning:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Continuing with the pisser theme

Labor board rules Google firing James Damore was legal.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Raygereio posted:

Just in case you weren't joking: Being exposed to conditions outside of your body has nothing to do with it. Urine is simply not sterile. Doesn't matter if you're healthy or suffering from a urine tract infection. Your piss contains bacteria and other junk. It was believed to be sterile because people really misinterpreted how the first midstream urine test worked.

I read an old first-aid instruction manual from the 70s a wile back that actually recommended peeing on open wounds in order to wash them, if you didn't have clean water available.

also piss is full of compounds that by definition your body does not need or want

all of these aged-piss aficionados could get a similar effect by just spraying windex in their eyes

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008



:bisonyes:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Gromit posted:

I must have missed something about ol' Musky, but why would anyone want such an awesome piece of kit to explode on the pad? There are so few billionaires doing anything visible with their money, and this project is amazing.

He's not doing it with his money, he's doing it with our money and taking a cut off the top for himself. He's a glorified government contractor who used the media to build a cult of personality.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/967570187322093568

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Grey Fox posted:

I guess this is the piss page now

potentially NWS due to peeing dude :nws: https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/HappyLavishHeterodontosaurus :nws:

There are live mains behind that panel. lol

e;
For more info about elevators check out this presentation: Elevator Hacking: From the Pit to the Penthouse

e2:
Schadenfreude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUvGfuLlZus&t=4704s

MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Feb 25, 2018

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Hedenius posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yQM11WT90w

Dude survived with just a few broken bones. That building is only 78 meters tall so BASE jumping from there is really dangerous.

If you're not willing to film your friend go splat in the pavement at least use a goddamn tripod jfc

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



MariusLecter posted:

There are live mains behind that panel. lol

e;
For more info about elevators check out this presentation: Elevator Hacking: From the Pit to the Penthouse

Seconding this, it is so good

Guy looks like Henchman 21 but don't be put off

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/967544229672108032

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



HAHAHAHAHA

Couldn't happen to a nicer poo poo-head.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Reminder: Vultures pee on their feet because they walk in corpses and pee is better than corpse residue. This does not mean pee is a great cleaning product.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Midnight Voyager posted:

Reminder: Vultures pee on their feet because they walk in corpses and pee is better than corpse residue. This does not mean pee is a great cleaning product.

They also defecate on themselves to cool off. Just amazingly disgusting birds.

Zil has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Feb 25, 2018

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



They should at least carry their own spares being a truck and all/

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Wow, thread made me go learn more about vultures on my own. They're pretty awesome. Their pee is acidic.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Jamfrost posted:

Wow, thread made me go learn more about vultures on my own. They're pretty awesome. Their pee is acidic.

Yours could be too!

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