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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


See even the loving nyt opinion page gets that it's about him

Also remember when Maureen Dowd got too high lmao

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


:stare:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

2DCAT posted:

I'm at a goon meet thing and someone has a maga hat on and not sure if ironic or heavy hand action is in order :thunk:

It isn't ironic if there's not some kind of tell. Best option is to take a few teeth for analysis.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joementum posted:

re-upping my idea that instead of a parade trump should do a naval review

we haven't had one since clinton

yes, the Navy has been in the news a lot lately for its great successes in moving lots of ships around in a safe manner

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
TRUMP
(unironically)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
they should let the navy catch up on their sleep
jesus gently caress

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im useless if i don't get 10 hours of sleep followed by buttered home baked bread

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

holy poo poo arrival

i liked it it was good it had some problems but w/e these are my thoughts (not prayers)(funny!)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


despite my objection above, i want to thank you for digging this up to answer my question. i now know more.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Caganer posted:

"i don't watch hentai! i don't watch hentai!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a japanese businessman

should have did like sam l jack and went with it

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

quote:

As she felt his venom coursing through her body, she moaned in despair, “We kept praying there would be pivots, but instead there were only divots.”

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

i liked it it was good it had some problems but w/e these are my thoughts (not prayers)(funny!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

juche avocado posted:

i liked it it was good it had some problems but w/e these are my thoughts (not prayers)(funny!)

imagine turmo p. interfacing with. Amy Adams

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

is the FSB just buying up every random malcontent they can find? because i'll totally help destabilize my country in exchange for some booze and the occasional hangover kebab. won't even need a pisstape because mine are freely available on pornhub

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Baloogan posted:

they should let the navy catch up on their sleep
jesus gently caress
One organization watching the entire world's oceans all the time is a difficult job but probably not one they'll be doing for much longer at this rate.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Donald is piss process.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ring present 10/10

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

juche avocado posted:

i liked it it was good it had some problems but w/e these are my thoughts (not prayers)(funny!)

everything involving the military was dumb as hell in that movie. also annihilation just came out and it was similar + maybe better

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


this is really good

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






idgi? i...i just see a dick?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



skaboomizzy posted:

yes, the Navy has been in the news a lot lately for its great successes in moving lots of ships around in a safe manner

it's fantastic that all the accidents are associated with seventh fleet, which has been in the news for other reasons.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

One organization watching the entire world's oceans all the time is a difficult job but probably not one they'll be doing for much longer at this rate.

lol lol LOL the US navy is going to watch the entire solar system's trade routes from the moons of jupiter to the trumpstar

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
space battle ship iowa

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

bloom posted:

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

is the FSB just buying up every random malcontent they can find? because i'll totally help destabilize my country in exchange for some booze and the occasional hangover kebab. won't even need a pisstape because mine are freely available on pornhub

same

to any fsb officers here im open to being bought

just sayin'

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lamo hahahahaha

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





UFOTacoMan posted:

ring present 10/10

omg lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
just like what if the point of arrival was goatman


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i also think someone should tell trump that presidents used to have a yatch

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

dont be mean to me posted:

why 'piss tape' and not 'the piss tape'?

When satirizing something you want to get as close to its actual structure as possible. :eng101:

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

The text needs to be in the same font as a MAGA hat

Closest I saw on the website was:

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

juche avocado posted:

idgi? i...i just see a dick?

notice the ring on the left "hand"??? ring any bells??

efb

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Baloogan posted:

space battle ship iowa

nostalgia for infinity

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

i also think someone should tell trump that presidents used to have a yatch

if i were president id requeistion a carrier just for like, chillin

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:vince:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
im gay

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is me

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





kopasetic posted:

notice the ring on the left "hand"??? ring any bells??

efb

*wipes brow*

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



old friend

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

*hands you some clout*

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I really can't express how good this is

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