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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:siren: Kim Yong Chol brutally eviscerates Ivanka with his excruciating gaze :siren:

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386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Who loving cares

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



lmao ivanka looks like a huge dumbass

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

Who loving cares

if it makes trump mad

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Unperson_47 posted:

lmao ivanka looks like a huge dumbass

she's basically a walking stereotype of the clueless spoiled rich girl.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
I guess they could share tips on money laundering

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



etalian posted:

she's basically a walking stereotype of the clueless spoiled rich girl.

tbf that's donald too

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


UFOTacoMan posted:

:siren: Kim Yong Chol brutally eviscerates Ivanka with his excruciating gaze :siren:

lmao

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sidda posted:

I want whatever job that leads me to picking upbeat music for the crab slaughter machine video

For the longest time I just assumed your av was cropped from BDSM porn

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



also to be fair, i'm a dumbass too but don't make it public (yes my monitor is on) and don't try to bolster the reputation of the US abroad

then again, lmao reputation of the US

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/967756538709528576
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/702833969537142788

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



god I’m dumb. trump has always been a stable genius

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



:dope!:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

Replace church with public school and that's the GOP plan to arm teachers.

lmao I think this also happened in Houston very recently.

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

For the longest time I just assumed your av was cropped from BDSM porn

Huh yeah actually she does look like the most skeptical BDSM participant in it

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

freckle posted:

i'm the snowflake sucker

I forgot Benghazi email.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Epic High Five posted:

sending now, always surprised when peeps don't have it. It's such a crazy good game

you can edit out ur email now if you want

amazing game so far thank you very much.

I just killed captain flint and took the boat.

what order do the rarity colors go in again?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Turdfuzz posted:

i wonder what would happen if u never bothered to cut the umbilical cord

Lil baby walking around with a placenta like it's a toy dog

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Unperson_47 posted:

lmao ivanka looks like a huge dumbass

good genes brain

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



fosborb posted:

Lil baby walking around with a placenta like it's a toy dog

i think this is a boss in bloodborne

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

tweet some dumb idiot kkk poo poo for me trump thank you in advance

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
wtf does blacklisted mean is that good or bad. or just normal? i assume most lists are written in black ink so maybe it means nothing

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the umbilical cord is supposed to just fall off after a few days. even when they cut it they have to leave a nub which falls off in its own.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

cumshitter posted:

wtf does blacklisted mean is that good or bad. or just normal? i assume most lists are written in black ink so maybe it means nothing

If you are not on the black list you can't get a ticket to black panther duh.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solarin posted:

tweet some dumb idiot kkk poo poo for me trump thank you in advance

I hope the prsident doesn't tweet any more racist dogwhistles or white nationalist stuff today

cumshitter posted:

wtf does blacklisted mean is that good or bad. or just normal? i assume most lists are written in black ink so maybe it means nothing

It means nobody will hire you

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Billzasilver posted:

the umbilical cord is supposed to just fall off after a few days. even when they cut it they have to leave a nub which falls off in its own.

But does it fall off because you cut it?

I think after the baby comes shooting out all that other poo poo comes shooting out a couple minutes later but I am not sure if the doctor had anything to do with that.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Billzasilver posted:

the umbilical cord is supposed to just fall off after a few days. even when they cut it they have to leave a nub which falls off in its own.

my mother was a doc who delivered babies and she told me she used mine as a bookmark for a few months before she tossed it. apparnetly the dog tried extra hard to get into the garbage can until her or my dad tossed the bag

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/altNOAA/status/967686804404146176

mornin' :coffee:

Blue lives matter - except the FBI. gently caress those guys

lol it wouldn’t matter what the number stickers are, this sucker is still driving a Ford POS

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/967652895071064064

Replace church with public school and that's the GOP plan to arm teachers.


“I got the gun,” he said. “I thought it was over, but they the cops shot me. The good guys shot me.”

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Elephanthead posted:

If you are not on the black list you can't get a ticket to black panther duh.

blacked in the list while holding my ticket stub by an african catman at the cinema by cuck pringles

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



cumshitter posted:

my mother was a doc who delivered babies and she told me she used mine as a bookmark for a few months before she tossed it. apparnetly the dog tried extra hard to get into the garbage can until her or my dad tossed the bag

:what:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Elephanthead posted:

But does it fall off because you cut it?

I think after the baby comes shooting out all that other poo poo comes shooting out a couple minutes later but I am not sure if the doctor had anything to do with that.

idk I guess it’ll fall off when the placenta is empty and has no more blood to give the baby

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i spent all night playing video games with a buddy and it is still night here on the west coast. i will fight every daycrew loser on the east coast until the sun banishes me or i pass out drunk. come at me olsers. moron wabia or whatever those gay romans who pronounced l's as w's said

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Elephanthead posted:

But does it fall off because you cut it?

I think after the baby comes shooting out all that other poo poo comes shooting out a couple minutes later but I am not sure if the doctor had anything to do with that.

It would fall off eventually anyway because the placenta is no longer connected to the mother and thus it's not getting any blood or nutrients.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



cumshitter posted:

i spent all night playing video games with a buddy and it is still night here on the west coast. i will fight every daycrew loser on the east coast until the sun banishes me or i pass out drunk. come at me olsers. moron wabia or whatever those gay romans who pronounced l's as w's said

he suck your dick? have you shat his cum?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the placenta is also called the afterbirth. it is a truly hideous thing, a legitimate eldritch horror from the dark gods.




it’s why I tell people pictures of birth are about as disgusting as pictures of abortion.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!


I’ve seen a movie about this. first he needs. dispute over the taxation of trade routes.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The only thing keeping Trump from being president forever is McDonalds.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

cumshitter posted:

i spent all night playing video games with a buddy and it is still night here on the west coast. i will fight every daycrew loser on the east coast until the sun banishes me or i pass out drunk. come at me olsers. moron wabia or whatever those gay romans who pronounced l's as w's said

Hi binch


Go to sleep binch


It's my time now binch













Luv u.

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/967072805497065474

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