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I can't wait to get my mandatory shipment of shoulder pads and asymmetrical silk shirts on January 1st, 2030.
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Double-breasted jackets. Triple-breasted counsellors.
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Feb 26, 2018 09:43
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simplefish posted:Double-breasted jackets.
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Feb 26, 2018 10:17
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Uniskirt Watch update: S1E12, yellow, pre-intro, at helm Also they just found a random robot of unknown origin on a planet and were like "Welp better put it through Starfleet Academy"? poo poo's wild, man. E: this doesn't make any sense. Data remembers farmlamd. Tripoli crew reported farmland. But Data was left outside and, not having been activated, was uniquely safe from the Vampire Crystal... which ate all the farmland. Which thus shouldn't have been there, but which Data saw when he was first activated. E2, yellow uniskirt, s1e14, redhead walking along a corridor, pre-credits Same episode, south-east Asian looking dude, red uniskirt, background during abandon ship S1e16, blue uniskirt, then yellow, blonde ladies, corridor. On bridge, red uniskirt brunette. All pre-credits. Yellow redhead uniskirt makes another appearance on the bridge at the return to Aldea. Same lady, corridor, when Harry's back on board. There are also identical twins - white hair, blue uniform, during the flu episode. One is behind Geordi, the same one behind Beverly, as they talk between different decks E3: man yellow redhead is also in s1e17 and s1e18. Gonna see if she ever got a main role in anything. simplefish fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Feb 26, 2018 |
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Feb 26, 2018 12:01
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they get real jazzed about any form of sentient life in next gen.
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Feb 26, 2018 12:09
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I can't wait to get my mandatory shipment of shoulder pads and asymmetrical silk shirts on January 1st, 2030. everyone on the sex offender registry sticks out like a sore thumb as the law requires they fashion their own ill-fitting shapeless jackets and trousers from whatever fabric scraps they can scrounge up from the nearest furniture upholstery shop's dumpster, what with a court mandate limiting them to only colors and tones they can demonstratively prove to be found in their own excrement The future is all formless repulsive flappy/strappy couch-esque poopysuits for creepy cat men leering at you g girls like some feline aqualung from beyond the stars throwing up red flags galore as he bellows "stay away from my girlfriend!!!" in broken English with a heavy Tallaxian accent, tracking sand from his litter box into the mess hall kitchen as his bare feet tapdance across the floor, cooking up some nearly but not quite ripe enough leola root (he even likes his food young! The absolute manimal!) with a heapin side dish of screaming hot cattitude, fuckin replicators get fudged
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Feb 26, 2018 13:02
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Yet however striking the homemade auto upholstered shitsuits may be, sex offenders in the 2030's are more immediately identified as sex creepers because that's when they first started putting dicktips on their noses when Judge Q of the post atomic horror era established his hit legal courtroom reality show "The U.S. Federal Justice System Presents... 'Punitive Amputations, Volume 3: Castration and Castigation - Classical Genital Mutilation and Modern Aykroydian Nasopenile Humiliations" and dicknose themed punishment took off like a rocket for the stars The federation forgot about the significance of the dicknose, hence Neelix throwing in with those fuckers. Everyone else in the DQ sees that dick helmet with its peehole and knows you're a terrible cat person and pederast to boot with a lovely couch cover wardrobe, reeking of leola root and the kazon dookbricks he digs up from the sandy desert and uses to build his "ship" and like, for when he runs out of leola root and has to cook more leola root and now captain murdermom and the u.s.s. bipolar roller comes along and fucks up everyone and everything, and as a "sorry!" Captain mom q. killshit grabs you and your toddler bride (who keeps calling for her brotherhusbandfather which is probably you right? You Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Feb 26, 2018 |
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Feb 26, 2018 13:59
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Feb 26, 2018 14:27
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The most amazing part of the Star Trek universe is the great morale of the phone pigs working in all the Planetary Call Centres that greet ships that rock up and respond to "just fuckin hail the whole planet"
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Feb 26, 2018 14:57
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jake did
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Feb 26, 2018 15:16
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Gotta say, Jake pulled off the most ridiculous poo poo from the get-go
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Feb 26, 2018 19:31
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I'd wear the hell out of that if it came in a plus size. And had some sort of codpiece option.
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Feb 26, 2018 19:33
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barbecue at the folks posted:Gotta say, Jake pulled off the most ridiculous poo poo from the get-go That looks like modular clothing. Like you're getting taller and you just add a segment to the middle or the top and you can keep wearing your favorite shirt for another few years.
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Feb 26, 2018 19:58
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quark still wins galaxys best dressed humanoid, ferengi outfits are generally pretty cool but quark takes it to a whole nother level
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Feb 27, 2018 00:41
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there sure are a lot of vests and unitards in the future
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barbecue at the folks posted:Gotta say, Jake pulled off the most ridiculous poo poo from the get-go lmfao
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Feb 27, 2018 00:48
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If I had money like Elon musk id blow half of it on a complete wardrobe of custom tailored quark suits for myself. Then I'd blow the rest on heroin to do whilst wearing my quark suits and giving ted talks on why the words "suck" and "dick" are so much fun to say and when I inevitably overdose and die at the one man burning man I held every weekend at sbarros my corpse would look like a million bars of gold pressed latinum, id look so good st. Peter's jaw would hit the floor when he saw me, eyes popped out like a cartoon wolf, and I'd flip him twin birds like the coolest cucumber in the produce section, cooly demanding he take me to the blessed exchequers place instead of this corny bland rear end hewmon afterlife
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Feb 27, 2018 00:54
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Gatekeeper posted:If I had money like Elon musk id blow half of it on a complete wardrobe of custom tailored quark suits for myself. Then I'd blow the rest on heroin to do whilst wearing my quark suits and giving ted talks on why the words "suck" and "dick" are so much fun to say and when I inevitably overdose and die at the one man burning man I held every weekend at sbarros my corpse would look like a million bars of gold pressed latinum, id look so good st. Peter's jaw would hit the floor when he saw me, eyes popped out like a cartoon wolf, and I'd flip him twin birds like the coolest cucumber in the produce section, cooly demanding he take me to the blessed exchequers place instead of this corny bland rear end hewmon afterlife Sir, this is a Sonic Drive-In.
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Feb 27, 2018 00:59
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And while st peter would hem and haw nervously, god wouldn't even hesitate, he'd just snap his godfingies and BLAMMO suddenly ferengi exist, *snap* again and KRAKOW! now their afterlife exists too, god just bangin out a bunch of star trek creationism just so id be able to spend eternity bouncing between there and stovokor
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Feb 27, 2018 01:00
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Smythe posted:lmfao 
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mycomancy posted:Sir, this is a Sonic Drive-In. where tf are your skates then pinkskin?
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Gatekeeper posted:And while st peter would hem and haw nervously, god wouldn't even hesitate, he'd just snap his godfingies and BLAMMO suddenly ferengi exist, *snap* again and KRAKOW! now their afterlife exists too, god just bangin out a bunch of star trek creationism just so id be able to spend eternity bouncing between there and stovokor 
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Feb 27, 2018 01:02
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i call my dingus "the continuum"
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Feb 27, 2018 01:02
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Gatekeeper posted:i call my dingus "the continuum" i call mine Harry and the Kimtones
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Feb 27, 2018 01:44
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Gatekeeper posted:i call my dingus "the continuum" "the sisko"
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Feb 27, 2018 02:03
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I call mine Captain Pike
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Feb 27, 2018 02:06
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Feb 27, 2018 02:26
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I refer to sex as "koon ut kal if fee" and i hum that dope fight music the whole time, thrusting along to the really intense parts, imagining I am in the grip of the ponn far, my bloodlust must be sated or else I will die of terminal fuckbrains, oh yeah that's what the women like, yowza
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Feb 27, 2018 02:35
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i call mine Harry and the Kimtones Long solo sessions and no avenue for advancement?
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Feb 27, 2018 02:45
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i call all women as well as each orifice upon the female form "tosk". and then, i go hunting
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Feb 27, 2018 03:02
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tosk is an acceptable term for boipuss also. as long as the hunt is good, all tosk is good tosk
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Feb 27, 2018 03:03
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Gatekeeper posted:I refer to sex as "koon ut kal if fee" and i hum that dope fight music the whole time, thrusting along to the really intense parts, imagining I am in the grip of the ponn far, my bloodlust must be sated or else I will die of terminal fuckbrains, oh yeah that's what the women like, yowza I used to know a guy who claimed he would hum the music from the trench run in star wars whenever he'd go down on his girlfriend we are no longer friends
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Feb 27, 2018 03:15
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geordi i think it might be a bad idea to do a weapons test next to the warp core
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Feb 27, 2018 04:53
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Geordi takes any opportunity to do that diving bulkhead roll
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Feb 27, 2018 06:10
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Mulaney Power Move posted:there sure are a lot of vests and unitards in the future The 80s/90s costume designers were really killing it, I agree. It is a recognizable fashion trend, where you can see all the humans getting their leisure wear from the same popular sources. Yet it doesn't too closely ape any particular fashion trend in RL history. It's a ridiculous looking fashion trend, but then so were 70s leisure suits, ridiculous doesn't mean unrealistic.
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Feb 27, 2018 06:17
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VectorSigma posted:geordi i think it might be a bad idea to do a weapons test next to the warp core I love how Kira was explaining how the Federation phaser rifle works, and how it has multi-target tracking and all of these cool assists, but you never see anyone use them. Also, they have shown that Phasers, even the hand held ones can do sustained fire capable of cutting through metal, but nobody ever uses them like a firehose, and just sawing limbs off of multiple enemies at a time.
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Blistex posted:I love how Kira was explaining how the Federation phaser rifle works, and how it has multi-target tracking and all of these cool assists, but you never see anyone use them. Also, they have shown that Phasers, even the hand held ones can do sustained fire capable of cutting through metal, but nobody ever uses them like a firehose, and just sawing limbs off of multiple enemies at a time. You would think this would be something someone would think of tackling with modern vfx but nope they're just guns that shoot glowing bullets
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Feb 27, 2018 06:23
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Tighclops posted:You would think this would be something someone would think of tackling with modern vfx but nope they're just guns that shoot glowing bullets Hell, the Star Trek version of space combat is pretty outdated by today's standards. I think it was "Forever War" which spend a few pages outlining space combat between drones and ships, and in the end it was describing events that took place in mere seconds. Firing 2-4 torpedoes every 4-5 seconds is something that would be laughable, while one of those Japanese anime shows where every fight is multiple volleys of hundred missiles would be more realistic. Also what good are phasers on ships if they are not used to intercept torpedoes. ST:2009 sort of had it right with the point-defense phasers, but even then it was relying on humans to control them. I guess 2-4 second battles don't make for very entertaining TV.
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Feb 27, 2018 06:32
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It's also super easy to justify having flashier space battles in fiction, if you even wanted to justify them in the first place. Just say that both sides ended up jamming each others' long range targeting systems, so they need to get into visual range to do some hardcore knife fights with warships.
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Future space battles would look like modern high frequency trading on wallstreet where you have a detached algorithm that throws mountains of junk at the target in oddly patterned sequences in hopes that the governing autonomous defensive systems hiccup while tracking the spew of incoming materiel and weaken for a zillionth of second. And nobody would actually see any of this happen until their empire instantly collapsed or momentarily prospered. Still probably makes for a better show than Voyager.
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