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alnilam posted:Where does the singer from bare naked ladies keep his small round crackers its bin edit: gently caress ghost emoji fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Feb 22, 2018 CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Feb 22, 2018 03:32
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rrrrrrritz bin
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Feb 22, 2018 03:55
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A garden that displays statues with no arms, legs, or head- Thoracic Park
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Splatmaster posted:A garden that displays statues with no arms, legs, or head- Thoracic Park
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Feb 25, 2018 02:56
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wondering where the trash goes after you throw it away... the world may never know
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Feb 25, 2018 23:50
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little munchkin posted:wondering where the trash goes after you throw it away... the world may never know when you think about it isn't it crazy that food just sort of appears on the supermarket shelves? sure it comes on trucks, but have u ever stopped to wonder where the trucks come from?
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Feb 25, 2018 23:59
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Manifisto posted:when you think about it isn't it crazy that food just sort of appears on the supermarket shelves? sure it comes on trucks, but have u ever stopped to wonder where the trucks come from? someone tried to tell me the food comes from the ground??? like yeah right buddy, the ground is made of dirt didn't u kno |
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Feb 26, 2018 00:01
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alnilam posted:someone tried to tell me the food comes from the ground??? like yeah right buddy, the ground is made of dirt didn't u kno Ya can't eat dirt, bucko!
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Feb 26, 2018 00:05
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alnilam posted:rrrrrrritz bin 
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Feb 26, 2018 01:35
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Eating dirt to own the idiots who think "farms" are a real thing |
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Feb 26, 2018 05:15
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alnilam posted:someone tried to tell me the food comes from the ground??? like yeah right buddy, the ground is made of dirt didn't u kno pshyea trucks come from truck eggs, which obvs are laid in nests up in the trees I think your friend was thinking of truck nutz, which are an important part of the reproductive cycle and hang considerably lower to the ground
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Feb 26, 2018 06:01
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vanisher posted:Eating dirt to own the idiots who think "farms" are a real thing crisis tractor CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Feb 26, 2018 06:43
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Mismatched physiological stimuli & responses --- (A cloud of dust blows into my face) Me: Ah....Ah...... (I immediately crap my pants) Me: There, that's better. --- (My friend says something really funny, and everyone around me starts laughing. I just sit there, motionless, as blood begins to pour from my eyes) --- (My friend hides behind a bush and jumps up and screams at me.) Me: *orgasms* "Whoa you scared the hell outta me"
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Feb 26, 2018 13:30
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my doctor: "hey, you're in great physical shape! and... is it just me, or are you taller?" me, looking down shamefully: "yeah, I just can't stop doing heroin"
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Feb 26, 2018 13:40
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A movie where the well-meaning leading man spends the whole film trying to save the heroine, but at the end it turns out that he ensured the timely delivery of a shipment of heroin.
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Feb 26, 2018 17:16
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ghost emoji posted:crisis tractor false farm operation |
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Feb 26, 2018 17:35
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ghost emoji posted:crisis tractor canyoneer posted:false farm operation lol |
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Feb 26, 2018 18:23
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Underground hackers competing in a high risk game of zoo tycoon |
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Feb 27, 2018 01:50
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Perspiration forms on the brow of a man in a dark room, the monitors glow illuminating his features. His eyes dart around the screen as he lays out the fence for a new attraction. In his rush he doesn't review the creature screen and sets his new lions up in the wrong ecosystem. Realizing his mistake he quickly rips out the network cabling from his computer, severing the connection to any watching, and hits a key combination on the keyboard to purge his hard drive of evidence as he abandons the room. |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:02
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this but with dinopark tycoon |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:05
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Whoa, you can't make a t-rex cage without backup power unlocked! "Maybe you can't" |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:09
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What are the stakes? Loser has to eat dino dung for a week, winner gets to ride a dingo but the g is real small on the contract |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:21
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Gettin a tattoo that reads "Bob Seger is OK" in times new roman font. |
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Feb 27, 2018 02:59
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Lotta good tattoos on the docket tonight. I dont' mind if other people use these, btw.
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Feb 27, 2018 03:04
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Getting this on my right gun (that's what I call my right arm). This one is for the true fans
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Feb 27, 2018 03:19
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going tomb robbing to get cryptocurrency |
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Feb 27, 2018 08:04
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Getting this on my right gun (that's what I call my right arm). This one is for the true fans I feel like you should consider some sort of meme tattoo memes are current, they're fresh, and they perfectly encapsulate your feels
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Feb 27, 2018 08:21
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like how about some sort of variation on loss.jpg, imagine the lulz from those in the know |
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Feb 27, 2018 08:23
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I wear my wedding ring at all times in hopes that someone cool will get the goatse ref 
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Feb 27, 2018 13:18
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maybe this has already been mentioned, but imagine a teacher in the future trying to teach students the correct emojis to use and having to explain why certain ones are impolite, and there's some emoji equivalent of their/they're/there to learn, etc. all the kids are bored, and they are using a secret new way to communicate that only uses wordsand the adults don't get it
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Feb 27, 2018 16:28
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alnilam posted:I wear my wedding ring at all times in hopes that someone cool will get the goatse ref putting my hands on circular objects for every photo I'm in even if it's inconvenient or awkward
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Feb 27, 2018 16:28
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City of Glompton posted:all the kids are bored, and they are using a secret new way to communicate that only uses wordsand the adults don't get it Sitting up out of my matrix pod, yelling test answers to my buddy across the room. City of Glompton posted:putting my hands on circular objects for every photo I'm in even if it's inconvenient or awkward That's why you aren't an elected official any longer. Dedication to the joke. |
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Feb 27, 2018 16:43
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alnilam posted:I wear my wedding ring at all times in hopes that someone cool will get the goatse ref City of Glompton posted:putting my hands on circular objects for every photo I'm in even if it's inconvenient or awkward lol
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Mar 1, 2018 11:35
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Mar 1, 2018 16:09
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building a blanket cave under my desk at work. There's nothing that says I can't. I checked, it's not there, people. |
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Mar 2, 2018 00:05
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they can't MAKE you work from home," I explain as I adjust my business toga. |
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Mar 2, 2018 00:07
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dispatches from the world's dumbest travel writer Caribbean Cruises: Carnival, Royal, or Ghost Pirate? The Sights and Smells of Garbage Island The Birds of Walmart Wild and Free: Camping Chernobyl A Tasting Tour of Moonshine Country |
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Mar 2, 2018 01:21
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Posh English idiot, Nigel Tuffleigh, "I'm here in the jungles of eastern Borneo seeking a fearsome cryptid known only as "The Dick-Ripping Chimp." Chimpanzees are known for their tremendous strength, but could they separate a man from his wing-wang? I intend to find out. |
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A long faced horse walks into a bar.... wait, gently caress. What's brown and shaped like a stick? Oh god damnit |
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