cumshitter posted:

before i started this job i was helping out on a production with some actor friends, and got it half way through. so obvs im excited so i told some of the actors i was working with about it

one guy was like, "giving up ont he dream, huh?" this was after he showed up half an hour late in button fly jeans he had clearly grown out of over the past decade. he could not do up the top two buttons, so he just wore suspenders instead and did not bother trying to hide his unbuttoned pants under a shirt or anything.

he then told me a story about how one time he got $200 for a casting call and when he showed up they were like "lol sorry we got the name wrong and were thinking of someone else" and told him to go home, but paid him anyway

i know a lot of decent actors but a lot of them are really awful. also, if you ever happen to help out on a production in any way, always dress in business casual clothes. everyone will assume you are a producer or something and try to impress you. whenever i stopped at the theater to pick up/drop off props people began standing up straighter and poo poo like i was a general doing a barracks inspection or something

Mariana Horchata posted:

Zyla posted:

its considered a synthesis of a latex and bondage fetish

Jack Del Huevos posted:

Unperson_47 posted:

is the venn diagram a twisted balloon animal

univbee posted:

Yeah, getting winged square in the shoulder is a pretty good way of making sure that arm will almost certainly never be useful again and probably incredibly painful basically forever.

Acelerion posted:

In the same vein, I always felt they should do with war. Force people to deal with the consequences of their vote.

You can watch the wars live from twitter, let's paste it all over cnn.

Zyla posted:

poo poo, balloons is a whole other fetish

SKULL.GIF posted:

the NFL collectively shrugged about ray rice crushing his wife's jaw until the video came out

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/968206366631395328

cumshitter posted:

before i started this job i was helping out on a production with some actor friends, and got it half way through. so obvs im excited so i told some of the actors i was working with about it

one guy was like, "giving up ont he dream, huh?" this was after he showed up half an hour late in button fly jeans he had clearly grown out of over the past decade. he could not do up the top two buttons, so he just wore suspenders instead and did not bother trying to hide his unbuttoned pants under a shirt or anything.

he then told me a story about how one time he got $200 for a casting call and when he showed up they were like "lol sorry we got the name wrong and were thinking of someone else" and told him to go home, but paid him anyway

i know a lot of decent actors but a lot of them are really awful. also, if you ever happen to help out on a production in any way, always dress in business casual clothes. everyone will assume you are a producer or something and try to impress you. whenever i stopped at the theater to pick up/drop off props people began standing up straighter and poo poo like i was a general doing a barracks inspection or something

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

irl getting shot in the rear end means you're prolly gonna hafta poop outta your side into a bag for the rest of your life

Guy Goodbody posted:

yeah, they make latex outfits that inflate, which is like the opposite of a vacbed

Turdfuzz posted:

some ppl like to vac themselves
whatever
free country

Acelerion posted:

In the same vein, I always felt they should do with war. Force people to deal with the consequences of their vote.

You can watch the wars live from twitter, let's paste it all over cnn.

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/DMOberhaus/status/968171149480914944

kopasetic posted:

lmbo @ going to war with one of the biggest employers in your state to win points with people who were going to vote for your stupid rear end anyway

Nonsense posted:

Steve Scalises pelvis exploded into thousands of bone fragments

Nonsense posted:

when a .22 lr made contact

nato rounds will annihilate whatever receives them

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

irl getting shot in the rear end means you're prolly gonna hafta poop outta your side into a bag for the rest of your life

GobiasIndustries posted:

The Governor seems to also feel this way (this is his chief of staff)
https://twitter.com/ChrisRiley__/status/967503431236759552

That DICK! posted:

getting shot in the rear end in a top hat makes your shits bigger

Elephanthead posted:

Canada has got the kinda loving that can be so smooth, give me your maple, make it real, or else forget about NAFTA.

Elephanthead posted:

Canada has got the kinda loving that can be so smooth, give me your maple, make it real, or else forget about NAFTA.

Unperson_47 posted:

like that moron who was at the vegas shooting who all of a sudden came out against guns despite a lifetime of progun just because he and his friends got shot at

Intel&Sebastian posted:

uggghhhhhhhhh come onnnnnnn I just wanted to gently caress the brown people to death what the gently caress is this poo poo

Jack Del Huevos posted: