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Sorry to interrupt helicopter chat. Took my kids to a birthday party at one of those indoor trampoline places over the weekend. This gem was in the party room: 
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https://twitter.com/ShonNotSean/status/968163823088783367
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Feb 26, 2018 20:08
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https://i.imgur.com/lrjYEpp.mp4
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Feb 26, 2018 20:25
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You can tell that's New York and not San Francisco because nobody took a poo poo on the train.
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Feb 26, 2018 20:25
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Bip Roberts posted:You can tell that's New York and not San Francisco because nobody took a poo poo on the train. Is making GBS threads in public really that ubiquitous in San Fran?
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Feb 26, 2018 20:26
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Vargatron posted:Is making GBS threads in public really that ubiquitous in San Fran? Absolutely. East bay too.
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Feb 26, 2018 20:31
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Vargatron posted:Is making GBS threads in public really that ubiquitous in San Fran? It's like $2400 a month to rent a bathroom in the city.
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Feb 26, 2018 20:34
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It's called crowd-sourced sanitary facilites.
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Feb 26, 2018 20:41
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The little move-along wave from under the train 
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Feb 26, 2018 20:44
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Oh my god he dances a jig at the end.
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Feb 26, 2018 20:51
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TTerrible posted:The little move-along wave from under the train Here, I made it into a gif for you https://i.imgur.com/scSW1wg.gifv
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Feb 26, 2018 20:54
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Vargatron posted:Is making GBS threads in public really that ubiquitous in San Fran? http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/
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Feb 26, 2018 21:07
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Vargatron posted:Is making GBS threads in public really that ubiquitous in San Fran? Oh yea. They shut down the Powell Street subway escalators for a long time because there was so much human poo poo in the workings of it that it broke down. One time I was at a dive bar in the Tenderloin (this was back when actual dive bars in The 'Loin were populated by legitimately shady characters like real pimps and whores, violent schizophrenics, and my coke dealer who always hinted at me that I'd probably like crack too), and when I was outside the bar smoking a cigarette a homeless lady came up to me and demanded "Give me a cigarette." So I did, and she put it behind her ear and said "Give me another one so I can smoke it here" and I said "No I just gave you one, smoke that, it's all your getting." And she got really upset with me, telling me I was an bitch-rear end motherfucker, to which I said "Now you really can't have another one." In order to teach me a lesson, she yelled a bit more and then went in between two parked cars, pulled her pants down, stuck her rear end out over the sidewalk and pulled her butt cheeks apart, and let loose a runny stream of green poo poo all over the sidewalk. She blasted poo poo all over the sidewalk and a sign post - for a good few seconds she had quite a bit of power behind her digestive tract, managing to spray poo poo all the way across the sidewalk and on to the side of a building. Unfortunately for the collective dignity of humanity, and her, the power eventually waned and the remaining poop trickled down into her underwear. "GOD gently caress" she said, and used her sleeve to wipe herself off. I ran back inside after that, I didn't want her to be upset with me and get her poop on me. So yes, San Francisco has a lot of poop.
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Hey friends, I’m helping put together a party for international safety day (done very much in the style of this thread) and I’m combing through the threads trying to find the best videos and signs for it. If anyone wants to link me to some of the greatest hits or has a personal playlist of their own id be into that. I’m especially looking for videos where something completely unexpected happens, big fiery explosions because someone did something dumb, and generally funny videos, nothing too ghoulish. Also its April 28th if anyone here is in brooklyn and wants to come!
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Detailed: an accidental demonstration as to how typical anti-vehicle detonating devices work. Note that it's not demonstrating "anti-personnel-in-vehicles" as IEDs tend to be, but more "disabling vehicles for the express purpose of rendering a vehicle non-operational". A solid plate of metal instead of a refrigerator door would have taken out the tree and the guy behind it if he was lined up wrong. Gonna save that picture and throw it at a math nerd for  numbers!
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Feb 27, 2018 00:01
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Tumble posted:Oh yea. They shut down the Powell Street subway escalators for a long time because there was so much human poo poo in the workings of it that it broke down. Yeah okay, until you Yankees get your own poo poo(lol) in order, you don't have any ground mocking the South. Fix your own problems first.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah okay, until you Yankees get your own poo poo(lol) in order, you don't have any ground mocking the South. i'm all for some good regionalist bickering but i dont think you can call californians "yankees"
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theflyingexecutive posted:Hey friends, I’m helping put together a party for international safety day (done very much in the style of this thread) and I’m combing through the threads trying to find the best videos and signs for it. If anyone wants to link me to some of the greatest hits or has a personal playlist of their own id be into that. I’m especially looking for videos where something completely unexpected happens, big fiery explosions because someone did something dumb, and generally funny videos, nothing too ghoulish. Also its April 28th if anyone here is in brooklyn and wants to come! You need this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOg7vL3rNY Also this one Memento fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 27, 2018 |
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Feb 27, 2018 01:07
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah okay, until you Yankees get your own poo poo(lol) in order, you don't have any ground mocking the South. Still gonna take poo poo Francisco over KKK.
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Feb 27, 2018 01:21
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The phantom pooper at my workplace in the carolinas has hit our recycling bins 4 times this year
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Feb 27, 2018 02:16
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Perestroika posted:Noted gun-idiot FPSRussia also managed the same thing a few times: if you haven't noticed yet people obsessed with guns are mentally deficient
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Feb 27, 2018 02:27
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Kicked a guy out of our work doorway a few years ago. He had set up his own apartment with a bed and desk and everything. He spent the next week pissing through our mailslot. I wanted to hook up wires and a car battery to the carpet but in the end we just waited until we saw him in the act and called the cops.
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Feb 27, 2018 02:52
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shame on an IGA posted:The phantom pooper at my workplace in the carolinas has hit our recycling bins 4 times this year Wait Everytime I imagine goons at work it's an IT nerd in a corporate environment, so I'm kinda imagining a hosed up episode of the office right now.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah okay, until you Yankees get your own poo poo(lol) in order, you don't have any ground mocking the South. no, you're a bit mistaken because SF has a lot of smart people in it and the south is entirely full of retards
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FuturePastNow posted:Why is directly in front "caution"? Everyone else gave scientific reasons like rotor flexibility and angles and stuff, but I'll tell you the truth. Like horses, helicopters have a blind spot directly in front of them and you risk spooking the helicopter. They are skittish creatures and may trample you if so startled.
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Mo_Steel posted:Everyone else gave scientific reasons like rotor flexibility and angles and stuff, but I'll tell you the truth. Helicopters as horses is such a good analogy it's crazy. I guess it makes sense since they're modern cavalry
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Tumble posted:no, you're a bit mistaken because SF has a lot of smart people in it and the south is entirely full of retards So smart they'll pay outrageous rent to live in poo poo city.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Helicopters as horses is such a good analogy it's crazy. I guess it makes sense since they're modern cavalry Poor Chinook... thought of ants and went into a death spiral.
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theflyingexecutive posted:Hey friends, I’m helping put together a party for international safety day (done very much in the style of this thread) and I’m combing through the threads trying to find the best videos and signs for it. If anyone wants to link me to some of the greatest hits or has a personal playlist of their own id be into that. I’m especially looking for videos where something completely unexpected happens, big fiery explosions because someone did something dumb, and generally funny videos, nothing too ghoulish. Also its April 28th if anyone here is in brooklyn and wants to come! 
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boner confessor posted:i'm all for some good regionalist bickering but i dont think you can call californians "yankees" uh this matter was settled in the 1990 documentary "Days of Thunder" thank you Tumble posted:no, you're a bit mistaken because SF has a lot of smart people in it and the south is entirely full of retards until you motherfuckers figure out how to cook a pig, lose our number
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dog nougat posted:So smart they'll pay outrageous rent to live in poo poo city. Highly desirable things are expensive, yes.
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Massive income disparity, tent cities, and the homogenization of a city and it's culture are desirable? Edit: also human poo poo?
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dog nougat posted:Massive income disparity, tent cities, and the homogenization of a city and it's culture are desirable? Evidence indicates that they are.
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No one cares what you think about the big city
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HEY NONG MAN posted:No one cares what you think about the big city 
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dog nougat posted:So smart they'll pay outrageous rent to live in poo poo city. I pay $960 a month for a nice big old house on a well maintained street with all the stores I need and 5 minutes straight drive through the city with no tolls and minimal traffic lights to my workplace. It's great! Even the local hoons and theives go and raid a nearby suburb instead of hitting us. Except the killzone radius
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Humphreys posted:I pay $960 a month for a nice big old house on a well maintained street with all the stores I need and 5 minutes straight drive through the city with no tolls and minimal traffic lights to my workplace. It's great! Even the local hoons and theives go and raid a nearby suburb instead of hitting us. Oh you sweet summer child. Here in the bumfuck of the Carolina mountains we have a $300/mo mortgage on a quite nice 3br 2.5 bath house with over two acres of land that borders directly with national forest. The south is poo poo, but god it's cheap to live here. It's great if you have any kind of job that let's you remote in or work from home.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if you haven't noticed yet people obsessed with guns are mentally deficient He also got arrested for drug possession last year
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That drat Satyr posted:Oh you sweet summer child. Here in the bumfuck of the Carolina mountains we have a $300/mo mortgage on a quite nice 3br 2.5 bath house with over two acres of land that borders directly with national forest. Doesn't that only apply if you're white?
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