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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Noooooooooooo, Captain Novolin didn't check you feet when grappling on perilous platforms :negative:



also:



The following is salvaged footage of the spider's gluttonous behavior. Viewer discretion is advised:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOCCXbLsMo&t=190s

And last but not lea- :barf:

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Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Sure, accuse the Jewish guy of Simony, THAT makes sense...lol.

And I'm glad we didn't miss Seven's entry into destruction derby.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.



I’m not sure I approve of Strelok and the Masked One working together. Starscream and Windowlicker though. Just think of their beautiful babies.
Tingle is one stone cold operator.
Spot of tea anyone?




Cobra Commander, Anakin Skywalker and Mary II obviously all attended the same MI5 training course.
Or Seven of Nine, Windowlicker and Butthead just have invitingly stupid faces?
Sweet for the sweet. Go Candyman!


I guess that settles that debate

Poor Boss Hogg.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


:catholic:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Also:



Kooloo Limpah motherfucker.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm surprised Cobra Commander didn't miss when he shot Butthead.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012



Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.



The cycle of hand abuse continues…
What?
I think we know how Cobra on Spider violence ends. Plus Go Team Clown!
The Candyman looks like he’s cracking up though.
Did someone call?
: Mmmm, hot monarch on monarch action, and whatever Tingle is doing.




By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Luke takes after his father I see.

:spiderguy: Oh god don't do it please god!
:secsmug: time to make a lady out of you! poo poo I meant maiden.....gently caress you.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


I like how Tingle is just a sex pervert the moment he stepped foot into the building, minus roasting somebody alive.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.


Someone’s traps paid off…
: Skywalker bloodbath! Regal killing.



Death always makes me peckish… Wadsworth?


Damnit Janet!
Previous alliances start to disintegrate with the soup course.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Day 2:


Day 4:


The clown caught himself some candy. Now all he needs are some balloons and the ritual will be complete.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Why would you shave Tingle's eyebrows? They're two giant caterpillars he sleeps on his face to stay warm at night!

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.


Never bet against a goat, Tingle, or the locals it seems. Lets see how everyone’s doing.




Down to only four!
50% robots!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


"I'll kill you like a ham." are the magic words that Tingle created himself. Don't steal them!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Aww, Cobra Commander was doing so well.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Final day…
And I still can’t remember what I was supposed to be doing…
J’accuse Professor Plum in the dungeon with Columbia.
So, what I think happened was that Violent J and I and Hapless Clown and Huge loving Spider went out on a double date, sucked the insides out of the two meatbags and filled the metal ones with scores of glistening eggs.
No. Left home alone, G Dragon must fend off bumbling burglers Tingle and Starscream through a series of homemade traps and ultra violence. Then at the last minute, old man Bender rescues him with a snow shovel.
What if I hunted them all for sport through the house and gardens? They’re all heads which would look smashing above my mantle.
All…interesting theories, but here’s how it really went down.


Why does this remind me of something?
Ha! It seems that Communism was not…
Yes, yes… We’ve heard it all before… Seems that miserablism and Stalinism won out.
Congratulations Tingle, you creepy little elf.







A little less scatological than the previous round, but still fun. I’m not sure if it’s better or worse with fewer tributes. Even on high bloodshed it goes through periods of no deaths.
Anyone wanting to look at or run a ‘Clue House’ can find the save here: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=gxkeWM63 . Otherwise I’ll hand the reins over to Fleta and leave you with some bloopers from a test run which crashed halfway through.


Bad Janet!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dammit, Starscream! How can you let a little dude kill you? Megatron was right about you!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Shoot, didn't realize how fast I would be up! I can't do this round because of work stuff; does anyone want to cut ahead of me?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:magical: oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD :magical:





Kooloo Limpah MOTHERFUCKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wpUu2Nt_4







I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
gently caress, that little bastard. I was hoping someone would take him out. :argh:

I'm gonna get celestial for my next two tributes:

In corner #1 we have famed demon prince and teacher of herbology, mineralogy and other pastimes, Stolos!


In corner #2 we have flaming, many eyed scary-as-gently caress angelic wheel, Ophanim!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In the right corner: Mad Dog Hoek!


And in the left corner: Killer Kadoogan!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

That's the farthest one of my tributes has ever gotten. Eventually, one of mine will win. :argh:

I hereby nominate

Brak!



and Bruce Lee!

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I was hoping everyone's favorite scheming Decepticon would pull it off...but really, it couldn't have been anyone other than Tingle. Crafty little bugger.

For the next round, I nominate:

Daphne Moon



Foreskin Man

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I nominate the weed where there is none worse than,

Wild Garlic



And fighting along is an equally reviled plant communist that invades the democratic grasses,

Sheep Sorrel

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I am going to break the rules a little, but since we haven't been getting as many nominees I think it'll be okay. Plus these three have to stay together!

So I nominate:

Jeremy Clarkson




Richard Hammond



and James May

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
From Undertale, a 2015 role-playing video game by American indie developer Toby Fox, Papyrus!


...and the first poet who ever got his Bone on, Catullus!

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
More tributes to send into the grinder!


Fat Mac


Country Mac

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

SLi Voodoo 2s


Leonid Hmelev

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Doubtful Guest posted:

More tributes to send into the grinder!


Fat Mac


Country Mac

I would like to counter with:



A Royale with Cheese

And



Jules from Pulp Fiction

Once again no pics till I get home or someone else posts them for me.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Feb 27, 2018

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I'd like to nominate

The Sea Patrol

and

A Scooby-Doo

i just can't find the thread we had on it or i would post pics

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I'd like to nominate

The Sea Patrol

and

A Scooby-Doo

i just can't find the thread we had on it or i would post pics

Oh buddy you just wait till I get home.

Also check the archives for gold mined threads.

Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

I'll nominate...

Spaghetti????


Office Bear

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I'd like to nominate

The Sea Patrol

and

A Scooby-Doo

i just can't find the thread we had on it or i would post pics

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



POTATO JUDGE




A BLOBFISH

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



Air Man


An Italian Greyhound

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Did anyone read my last post? :ohdear:


I figured out that I can do this round if people are willing to wait until Tuesday, when my surprise work explosion and unexpected overseas houseguest are sorted. Otherwise, someone else needs to take this one and I'll take over next time.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Since no one leapt in to volunteer, I think we can wait until next Tuesday. Give folks enough time to offer up a full cast of tributes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Doubtful Guest posted:

Since no one leapt in to volunteer, I think we can wait until next Tuesday. Give folks enough time to offer up a full cast of tributes.

Okay, cool. Thanks for understanding, guys; it's going to be a hardcore weekend!

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Okay, cool. Thanks for understanding, guys; it's going to be a hardcore weekend!

Thanks for volunteering! :hfive:

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