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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

TMMadman posted:

If i wasn't on a phone i would have dropped the image somewhere and posted it.

the build up to the reveal made it work real well.

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




cool it's the chair equivalent of the fliz bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH0yyYHir10

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

freckle posted:

what if trump has never tweeted, what if it's always been hope hicks

Oh boy that's right. She's gonna go up there and lie her rear end off for her man today.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Steve Scalise dick balls and taint act got repealed easily enough

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Quotey posted:



new hvac system lookin swank

this looks uncomfortable as gently caress

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Quotey posted:



new hvac system lookin swank

Can you design the most uncomfortable chair you can think up? Also could you make it look stupid and be ridiculously expensive?

Great, call me when you're done.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Nichael posted:

whoever said this is the trump theme song the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APIKVLw1tT0

is a bastard because I haven't been able to get it out of my head since

also I finally got around at looking up the lyrics to this song and lol.

Trump Theme Song posted:

Energy in my heart is of chemical foam
A street of taxies, worn tires, blood and flesh
Behold all that is liberty is a parody of utopia
A shining boulevard of buyers and giga-movies
Mino Depression is nonsense, La Vie en Rose is on sale
They say you should know you are happier than you realize

Dying literacy is systematically auto-killed
The formaldehyde street of buyers and hanging wires
Moisturize that dry synergy with artificial sweetener
Raining money into the high-rise mega-temples

You can not write the word 'ignorance'. The future is on sale
Push aside and laugh at the karmic tale saying it's superstition

Now it is coming to you, giving off a stench and devouring your shadow
The parade of terror is coming, and it is in your name

The roaring MC becomes a lethal dose for the public
On the street of cripples, selling diamonds and battered Tao
Behold all that is liberty is a parody of utopia
Rely on SSRI and say "hi-ho" in the coffee shop

Minor theory is flimflam, hedonism is on sale
It is non-repayable, it has reached the point of no return

Now it is coming to you giving off a stench, devouring your shadow
The parade of terror is coming, and it is in your name
Now your shadow procreates as if the ground is being smothered
The parade of lunacy is coming, and it is in your name

Now it is coming to you giving off a stench, devouring your shadow.
The parade of terror is coming, and it is in your name.
Now your shadow procreates as if the ground is being smothered.
The parade of lunacy is coming, and it is in your name.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Quotey posted:



new hvac system lookin swank

Where do you sit

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
a few months and many tromp threads ago i told everyone about this h2 hummer with plates "45 MAGA" sitting untouched in my gf's parking lot for almost half a year

they towed it yesterday :kiddo:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lol this article about Duncan Hunter

quote:


The criminal investigation into Rep. Duncan Hunter is intensifying as a grand jury in San Diego questions multiple former aides about whether the California Republican improperly diverted political funds for personal use.

Federal prosecutors have subpoenaed Hunter’s parents, as well as a female lobbyist with whom many people close to the congressman believe he had a romantic relationship, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the investigation.

The Justice Department is trying to determine whether hundreds of thousands of dollars from Hunter’s campaign account were spent improperly on his family and friends. Hunter already sold his home to pay back what even he now acknowledges were improper charges, moving his wife and kids in with his parents while he mostly lives in his Capitol Hill office.

quote:

Three people with knowledge of the probe told POLITICO that Hunter's wife, Margaret, who acted as his campaign manager, is at the center of the FBI inquiry. Many of the alleged campaign charges in question — including tuition payments for their children’s schooling and dozens of restaurant meals where no donor appeared to be present — were made by Margaret Hunter, those people said.

But Hunter is also under intense scrutiny by the FBI and federal prosecutors. Federal agents have questioned his former staffers about whether thousands of dollars spent at Washington restaurants were legitimate campaign expenditures. They’ve also inquired about his relationships with several women in Washington, including one who worked in his office.

“He’s enjoyed his time in Washington — probably a little too much,” said one House Republican lawmaker who has known Hunter for years but wants him to retire in order to protect the seat. “His wife supposedly had the campaign credit card, but that’s not an excuse. You can’t just blame your wife.”

quote:

Hunter would not answer questions about whether Margaret Hunter used the campaign card for personal expenses or ever asked him if she could. Hunter did suggest POLITICO look at where the charges occurred, suggesting those that raised red flags were made in California while he was in Washington: “You can see where I was during the transactions ... and you can draw your conclusion.”

so much for marital support. Luckily he had people he could really depend on.

quote:

Hunter initially declined to answer questions about alleged romantic relationships with two women about whom the FBI has inquired. But the following day, Hunter called such questions “tabloid trash.” When asked if that was a denial that he was involved with the women, he responded: “No, it’s tabloid trash.”

“I’m worried about this story that’s just going to talk poo poo about me for fun. ... Trying to expose me and my personal life or something,” Hunter told POLITICO on Tuesday. “I don’t know how it ties into the other [FBI] stuff.”

In interviews with lawmakers and congressional aides who have closely associated with Hunter, a picture emerges of a promising young lawmaker who appears to have lost his way. Hunter has developed a reputation on Capitol Hill for drinking heavily and carousing, according to multiple lawmakers and staffers who have witnessed his behavior over the past several years.

Former staffers to Hunter said he and his lawmaker friends — dubbed the "bros caucus” by his aides — would regularly go to the Capitol Hill Club, a Republican hangout, to drink beer, sometimes during the day. Congressional aides have recounted to POLITICO at least two stories of recent official meetings where lawmakers questioned whether Hunter was intoxicated.

In one December huddle between Republicans on the Armed Services Committee and GOP leaders, Hunter raised his voice at Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), accusing the Republican leader of undercutting the military with an irresponsible funding strategy. According to people who were present or heard about it afterward, members noticed his bloodshot eyes and speech and questioned whether Hunter was under the influence.

quote:

Around that time, Hunter hired a young woman whom investigators have inquired about during their probe, sources familiar with the questioning said. Hunter promoted her from intern to full-time, a decision that perplexed staffers who said she frequently failed to show up for work and was hostile to co-workers.

POLITICO is not naming the woman because multiple attempts to reach her for comment were unsuccessful.

Former staffers to Hunter said the atmosphere grew toxic because of the woman, who would text with Hunter and sometimes accompany him to the Capitol Hill Club. Multiple aides complained about her attire, saying it was inappropriate for a work environment.

how do you itemize for payroll, er......escort services....hands on attendant...personal staff staffer....?

If you guys forgot, this is the doofus that used campaign donations to buy a few thousand dollars worth of video games.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/08/duncan-hunter-campaign-funds-fbi-397621

Since he's not gonna be around for much longer, I wanted to send this post out to my hero, the Fallujah Fiddler, Duncan Hunter



You will be missed, green warrior.

Shageletic has issued a correction as of 16:06 on Feb 27, 2018

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009




an actual good chair that costs $5k

but lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lord of Pie posted:

The Steve Scalise dick balls and taint act got repealed easily enough

if no one did a mash-up of Kevin's smith's pOwned dick tweet when steve scalise got his d and b's shot off we need to shut this forum down.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

TMMadman posted:

Can you design the most uncomfortable chair you can think up? Also could you make it look stupid and be ridiculously expensive?

Great, call me when you're done.

you're killin me here

alright, i can do you $7500 for this piece of crap. brazillian so you know half a rainforest died for it

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

idgi

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ZaibatsuNews/status/968499014332116992

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

new kind of cat posted:

trump has probably never had a single puff of the devil's lettuce

trump was probably the guy in college who rats the potsmokers out to the RA

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
WITCH HUNT

*tweet*

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol gj NYT
https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/968499816111267840

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgqtBm_oUpc

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Quotey posted:



new hvac system lookin swank

and the microphone system is set to amplify all of my farts, yes? yes? perfect.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
aight, you remember the obama painting? we got the chair AND the drat flowers. 4500. a steal. presidential.



comes with... i uh.... value of 160$ "the ant chair"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
where do i sign up for the witch hunt

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





grey lady flailin

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I honestly didn't expect that watching the simpsons in the late 90's would pay off so much.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/967678076564975616

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mandatory lesbian posted:

where do i sign up for the witch hunt

are the witches hunting or hunted

or both

is it like.......the most dangerous craft???

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out





:orb:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
what if... trump witch :thunk:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
dick act my rear end (dicks dont act in my rear end)

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Squizzle posted:

are the witches hunting or hunted

or both

is it like.......the most dangerous craft???

reminds me of the classic

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





k-12 education is already woefully underfunded and underresourced on the faculty/staff side of things so why not balance the scales by making sure the children cant carry all the materials theyd need for a decent education

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

grey lady flailin

fist the grey lady

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



I don't think these people know how laws work

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Don't doxx me, bro.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go climb into my chair.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Quotey posted:



new hvac system lookin swank

MC Eschair

or MC Chairscher

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Mirthless posted:

trump was probably the guy in college who rats the potsmokers out to the RA

A Trump? In a dormitory? With commoners?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Lord of Pie posted:

Once they get enough toll roads around Tulsa it will be too expensive for anybody to escape

just build toll gates around he whole state

prison state, make a reality tv show ‘escape from oklahoma ‘ where its like pubg but texans are air dropped into oklahoma naked and need to survive

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Quotey posted:

reminds me of the classic



that is one tortured metaphor

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

drat, guess I gotta leave my backpack at home *straps RPG around back*

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




show down this go getter kids who might accidentally manage to engage some ideas even tho their schools suck

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